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Nope (2022)
Id rather remove my own eyes with rusted spoons than sit through this again
This is one of those movies where, if I was given the choice to rewatch it or gouge my own eyeballs out with rusty spoons... id choose the spoons. I really felt like asking for a refund after the movie. This was hands down the BIGGEST PILE OF GARBAGE IVE EVER HAD TO WATCH IN MY LIFE!!! It was PAINFUL to sit through! DO NOT SEE IT AVOID!!!
Hostel: Part III (2011)
Really surprised! I'm not even a fan of the first 2 movies, loved this!
I was pleasantly surprised watching this film, as it started out I thought it was going to be the same old cliché, hard-looking Ukranian man with a knife, innocent American student on his travels. From there it took a twist and it had me on the edge of my seat. This movie was different from the rest of the Hostel movies, I felt like the emphasis was on the gore on the first two movies and coming from a special effects makeup artist, the effects weren't even that good or realistic. Hostel 3 focuses on a storyline, it goes into depth about what the club is, who it's members are, it's not shock value anymore, it shows the sadistic side of some human beings. Absolutely fantastic! Strong plot, nice twists, great special effects, highly recommended especially over the first two movies!
The Cabin in the Woods (2011)
Terrible movie, I'll never get those 90 minutes of my life back.
I was expecting a lot from this movie. It should have been marked a comedy more so than horror as you were sitting down expecting to be scared. The storyline? Well whoever wrote that was clearly tripping on acid, it was absurd! Completely random, all over the place, messy and downright stupid. Bad CGI effects, bad acting, a complete waste of money and time! When the movie ended I heard everyone in the theater say to each other "that was TERRIBLE" and sighs.. DO NOT GO TO SEE THIS, I WOULD RATHER WATCH PAINT DRY. A lot of people I spoke to thought it was hilarious, they enjoyed it for the absolute randomness of it! I didn't think it was very funny as I was expecting a serious horror movie! Think Evil Dead meets the Truman Show, hell there was even a guy called Truman in it! Watch one or the either, don't merge the two together.