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PK (2014)
yeah let's make a movie with sci-fi stuff to screw religion. (with no sci-fi stuff at all because budget)
I usually don't watch Bollywood movies 'cause they're brainless (well mostly MOVIES are brainless) but this one had a hype so I decided to watch it. So here's review:
After watching this movie. I learned two most important things.
First, If you're an Indian. You can't make a movie without any lovesh*t
Second, Alien astronauts travels ALONE no need for an assistant or anything. Just go wherever you want. No suit, no weapons because Aliens (Earthlings) are friendly.
Third, god and stuff is bullsh*t (wait I don't need to see this movie to understand that I'm smart enough to figure out by myself.)
Overall this movie is good (it's really bad if you're a religious fanatic retard. So don't watch it bro. It may hurt our pride.)
Amir Khan's acting is decent (he's India's jack sparrow now -_- )
Story is good with bollywood love and stuff.
Direction is good but lazy.
Acting:7, Story:8, Direction: 5
Overall 6.6/10.
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Haider (2014)
Didn't expected something from a Bollywood movie
FIRST OF ALL. THIS MOVIE IS NOT FOR KIDS OR FOR PEOPLE WITH BABY BRAINS. THIS MOVIE IS STRICTLY FOR ADULTS. This movie contains some gruesome scenes and racial aspects that a child wont enjoy/understand.
This tale of vengeance is based on Shakespeare's Hamlet. Based in kashmir. It is a dark, intense, broody, gritty and a fantastic movie. Some times it possess black comedy in it.
It revolve around a young man named Haider. when his father disappears he starts a crusade to find his father. Just to find out that his uncle is behind his father's fate. and so his journey starts on.
Its brutal and brilliant. Actors performances is so good. Music is awesome. Story is awesome and direction is too good. Only thing I didn't like is that SALMAN and SALMAN nonsense comedy. But it can be tolerated.
Overall this movie is too good to be a bollywood movie. I haven't watch such a good movie in bollywood till date. This flick ignores all those bollywood clichés like Rip offs, dumb actors and nonsense story and etc.
Its a one of the best adaptation of the Hamlet after Kenneth Branagh's version. I've seen other adaptation and this one is one of the best.
A must watch movie too all. So 9/10. I hope it makes to Oscar library.
Drag Me to Hell (2009)
I would rather die, but I will never kill any animal for myself.
This movie is incredibly idiotic. This movie strongly based on BLIND BELIEF. I know its horror, but it's too much. it supports KILLING AN ANIMAL to save your ass from demons?
WTF. Even though I am an atheist, I know that the power of god is stronger than and evil force. she could simply go to church and ask for god helps. Instead she kills her KITTEN. Her KITTEN!
Not a Cat. A kitten, she killed a baby. for saving her dirty buttocks. and this is not enough, after killing the kitten she didn't feel ANYTHING not even a little grief or remorse, she was HAPPY. All she was only care about HERSELF. Also, she ashamed the old lady. She could ask her Politely instead of yelling at her. Well, that's the way you behave with a senior citizen? Also she try to throw her SO CALLED BAD LUCK to others. She gets ready to kill a GOAT. Wow, she is a great Humanitarian. what a pathetic whore, she deserves hell and i am glad that she got. Bitch you deserve hell.
This movie is sick and disturbing. also the scares are good but they Becomes FUNNY and ruins all the fun. This movie is totally crap. Don't listen to that moron critics. I strongly NOT recommending you. Don't watch this garbage.
So that's why 1/10. 1 cause she got the hell in the end.
Halloween (1978)
Worst Halloween Prank, didn't scared me at all. -_- Overrated
its a movie with a good soundtrack and a boy who kills his sister and become a psycho . who just BREATHS HEAVILY and kills people. Except the first scene of the movie, nothing interesting in this movie. I watch this movie on IMDb ratings. i knew people on this board are full of morons. but this was soooooooooo bad. So Don't watch this movie if you're willing to get thrilled or something like that. nothing to scare you. its a just halloween TRICK OR TREAT GIVE ME SOMETHING TO EAT.
I don't understand why people call John carpenter the BEST GUY IN HORROR .. this is his second movie i watch. first was in the mouth of madness. which was pretty bad, yet better than this one. so don't go up with ratings.
Why the fck people rate such movies so much???? Psychos. >:(
Elysium (2013)
Cool, Dumb and Great story inside the movie. tired of Dumb Humans -_-
Well i saw Gravity last day. that was so boring and full with CGI. And don't have any kind of sense. That movie is incredibly hyped. today i see Elysium, Well this movie has some plot holes but they don't ruin the movie at all. it kept me steady in my seat. The story was so good. and the VFX are good too.
well this movie is not that underrated, but there are bunch of stupid movies like MAN OF STEEL which make no sense at all. and despite that it is hyped with dumb phanboys. ugh.
Well i recommend this movie bcoz of its good story and the realistic.
Action: 5/10 Acting: 8/10 VFX: 8/10 Story: 6/10
so this movie deserve 6.7/10 Perfect rating :P
rounding off 7/10 ;)
Happy Watching :)
Gravity (2013)
Rating proves Humans are idiots, It wasn't like gravity, I need lot of pushes .*Overrated*
I saw this movie on IMDb really Hyped, with 96/100 metascore, 10 Academy nominations which is incredibly awesome . there is tag of Sci-fi, which draw my attention and i watched this movie.
i thought the movie had some serious story or issues. but i couldn't find anything interesting except the awesome Visuals in the movie. clooney's appearance was quite good, but it didn't even make the sense. Well i don't know what is wrong with the people? they go mad seeing such CGI and stuff. Same as they did with MAN OF STEEL and THOR: DARK WORLD . which are stupid movies with Awesome CGI. Well i am not recommending you to see this movie, unless you just want to time-pass. this is good for one time watch.
i better recommend you to play CALL OF DUTY GHOST who have some space missions which are cool.
well i appreciate the effort of bullock and clooney but it can't save the day, Though CGI did.
Drama: 3/10 Dialogues: 3/10 Acting: 5/10 Visual Effects: 9/10 Story:1/10
Total: 4.2/10 Overall: 5/10 from me.
Khatta Meetha (2010)
Incredibly Underrated, Indians have very bad taste. shame
Today i was sitting in front of TV. so i saw this movie. i didn't expect that i am gonna complete this movie. since i saw a low rating. in starting it has some lags. but later its become interesting. the story of a young man struggling with his career. and surrounded with corrupt peoples. the comedy of this movie was okay. but the thrill was great. i enjoyed the movie. though, despite the bad direction. i enjoyed the movie. since its a remake. can't except much. but there are other remakes in bollywood which are very very stupid. and they are hitting cinema's with name of BLOCKBUSTER. then why don't this movie. this is because of the lead of actor of this movie has lower stardom.
As per my analysis i saw Indians taste. so horrible. go watch this movie. its good.
Comedy: 6/10 Thriller:9/10 Acting:7/10 Music:6/10
Overall:7/10 . do the math :p
Boss (2013)
Family Drama....Action..LoL..
i don't have any plans to see this movie. but today i went off to see this movie. i don't have any expectation from this movie. movie start it was boring. nothing excitement cause of poor acting by Aditi and Shiv. but Akshay Kumar and Ronit Roy save the day. when they appeared on the screen the movie changes the way. Ronit Roy the TV actor done a fabulous job as an antagonist. And Akshay Kumar done a very very good job. the dialogs, the comedy and the action was too good. movie would be better if there is some settlement in this movie. anyways this movie was better than other movies i've watched in Bollywood. i have seen Pokkir Raja but i didn't like that a bit but this one is better version of that original movie. the songs of the movie are too much good. i just enjoyed and enjoyed them. this movie can be watchable with family. there are some scene that contain some scene. but they are indirect.
Action=10/10 Songs=10/10 Acting=9/10 Story=8/10
So overall my rating is 9/10. have a good watch :)
Taarak Mehta Ka Ooltah Chashmah (2008)
**Laugh and Learn , A Good Comedy Show with some bad things**
the show is based on based on column Duniya Na Oondha Chashmah which loosely translates to "Seeing the World through Upside-Down Glasses" written by columnist and journalist Taarak Mehta for the Gujarati weekly magazine Chitralekha. The serial is set in a fictitious "Gokuldham Co-Operative Housing Society" in Mumbai, where people from different religious and social backgrounds live together. Mainly show is based on Character Jethalal Gada and his countless trouble. Which make this serial much funnier. This show not only makes you laughter but also give you a lesson that this generation should need to learn. Yes there are some bad sides of this show. they are showing such wrong things that they should not show. such blind believes and such myths. thats why some time this show make me mad. The Show completes its 1000 episode. i don't know how. this is just an average show.