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Post Grad (2009)
Horrible
Whoever thought this movie was a comedy is a total dumb ass. It is a complete DRAMA! There is nothing funny in this movie. It's basically a story about what every person goes through after graduating from college. Trying to find a job that seems nearly impossible with this screwed up economy and wasting your time by thinking you like somebody but your better off by yourself so it will be less depression and more enjoyment in life. The family was definitely weird which is normal these days except for the part where he was happy about belt buckles. The people in this one was actually similar to how it is in college. There always is someone that's a bitch and enjoys getting on your nerves more than anything. As well as others who are completely awkward in everything you can think of.
Conan the Barbarian (2011)
Needs new storyline
Conans bitch should have been done by a different actor and as a total different character. The woman with the claws played to much as a different character which of course reminds you of Catwoman. Without her claws she really isn't a threat to be worried about. Conan should have been played by a different actor as well. He wasn't nearly as a barbarian as when Arnold Swarseneger played back in the 80s. This is a total thumbs down remake. Maybe they should of used a different director for a batter plot. Besides how would a mask that resembles a octopus going to help anybody out. It gave him no extra strength or anything besides make him look more of a dumb ass.
Miss March (2009)
Weird movie
This has to be one of the weirdest movies ever filmed. The guy couldn't fall down a flight a stairs and have a tool box fall on his head and be in a coma for 4 years. Which is what twists this movie around. Because while he was in a coma his girlfriend becomes a model for playboy. There is no open door for anyone to all of a sudden become a supermodel unless your a famous actress. These movies take to many things way out of proportion which makes more people loose interest in watching the rest of the movie. I know there is always going to be some new actors, but they need to stop picking the shittiest actors of them all and stop putting them in so many movies. How can the guy be excited to get a tobacco pipe as a anniversary gift as well. That is the worst gift.
Big (1988)
Always has been one of my favorite movies
This movie was made with a lot of imagination. There is no way a machine can grant a wish that will come true. It was cool that it did though because if he did the entire movie as a kid. It wouldn't be as good and it would have a different plot. The part that always surprised me is when he made up a social security number and he still gets the job. There is no way that will ever work. Also it was a small check he got from work, but I understood he was really happy since it was his first check. I still don't understand why they didn't make this movie a sequel. Because it would be very different if his friend made a wish in the second movie. I don't know who his tailor was, but I would never wear the rental tuxedo he wore to the party. What are the odds of a woman wanting to stay over at a apartment like he had. Maybe it would be like 1 out of 10 people perhaps.
Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)
To much sound effects
All of the fighting scenes was good except for the sound effects. There is never that much sound while you are fighting. Dolph looks strong but he cannot lift up a car by himself unless there was no engine or he was on steroids and in the iron man competition. Brandon lee shouldn't of made a remark on the size of his dick. Brandon lee should of did more fighting in this movie and not rely on Dolph to do all of it by himself. It's not like he's the terminator or anything. The people should of spoken more English as well. I hate reading all of the subtitles. He shouldn't of dressed up like a Japanese warrior as well. He wouldn't of stood a chance of winning against someone like Bruce lee. I never understood why the enemies always seem to have bad aim when they are shooting guns. It's like they will be in front of them, but all of their bullets hit the ground right in front of them.
The Fighter (2008)
A boring movie
This movie contained to much drama! They could of at least said that instead of sport so I wouldn't of watched this movie. This is another film they used a lot of harnesses and ropes in it. There is no way this girl could do a back flip over another guy while he is standing up. Unless she had some sort of wings then I would understand, but that would never happen. The last fight of the movie was horrible. They kept play fighting and zooming the camera closer to their faces. All you can see is them expressing their love to each other or else the guy would of won the fight. Because how could the guy have more hits than the girl and the guy acts like a dumb ass and stops fighting. Then let's the girl get the final hits for her to win the fight. That is fighting with to much love and not enough anger which is pointless of even thinking that your going to win.
The Forbidden Kingdom (2008)
Loose the imagination!
This movie had way to much imagination in it. You can't have a guy who looks like a monkey suddenly defeat so many people. I don't what it is with these foreign movies, but there is to much flying around. It's like they make a movie where gravity doesn't exist. There is nobody that can drink as much alcohol as Jackie Chan and still be able to keep your balance to fight people. It also contained to much drama as well. It seems like these movies always has to much drama. Just forget the drama and bring in more action since it states it is a action movie. The other thing is that you cannot just find any dufas show them a couple of moves and they suddenly know everything about fighting. To know the moves they showed it will take a lot of training and complaining to figure it out. Also how can that guy just suddenly appear somewhere else and meet these many people from the past or else there is no telling what would be happening right now.
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)
Could of been better
The first thing that would make this movie better is different actors. Have that country boy in this one just ruins the movie. He can't fight or anything he is just all talk. I can understand for the location the film was supposedly made in and everything, but pick different music. You can't understand one word they yodel or anything. What was the point in adding a Volkswagen with with fist for chow wow anyways. It's not even a sports car. Even if I lived where this movie was made I would never where those bedroom shoes he had to wear in class. Why did they have Vin diesel at the end of the movie when nothing else starts off where the movie ended at in the first place? Who would actually eat the food they chose for this anyways? It looked like colored marshmellows and vegetables with some other weird looking things.
Rogues Gallery (2010)
What a cheap movie
This movie shouldn't of cost to much to make since its all made in the same building. Whoever did all of the fake blood did a horrible job. Because when barking Ellen jammed the paper clip remover in the guys throat. The blood was black. Even though the guy is black it doesn't mean that he has black blood. It was a weird idea to take a water pistol and drink alcohol out of it as well. What I couldn't understand is how did that weird guy find time to have sex with that hot chick while everyone else was getting killed. You would think since the building was so small that they could hear whatever was happening around them. It was a strange pick for the actors in this one as well.
Eight Days a Week (1997)
This movie sucks!
First of all Kerri Russel looks good, but she has small breasts! When they are staring at her when she is in her bathing suit probably knocked out on valiums. They focus the camera on her and I'm wonder what interest they could actually have for her. Most perverts find some one that meets a certain beauty in every angle. They should of chosen somebody else to play her part. I mean Alicia silverstone would have been better or anybody else. They could of at least chose someone who was older or something. The guys in this where also horrible actors. They where always dumbfounded about anything that has to do with women. How do you find interest in that?
Priest (2011)
What kind of idea was this
This is a mixture of to many movies. You have a guy that looks like the lead singer of REM with a cross on his face. Who acts like the terminator fighting creatures that are a mixture of a alien, zombie and a dog. He is in the desert and he acts like Indiana Jones finding a new discovery with challenges. The rest of it is a boring movie unless you find a interest in this type of movie. It's a complete waste of money in my opinion. But I'm not going to go there because if it where up to me over half the movies that come out will never make it to the theatre. Who ever directed this one he or she needs to find a different producer.
The Last Song (2010)
I wish this movie was about her actual last song so she would quit singing
Anything that has to do with this teenager I will never like. I hate her music! You can't mix country music with anything since it already sounds horrible just for being country music. It really surprised me that anybody would like it. I guess the only reason she got a chance was because of her dad since he some how pulled to many strings just to get himself attention from his herd of cows. If she ends up like her twin lohan then I think all of these producers has gone brain dead. I'm hoping this is her last movie, but I doubt that will ever happen since she's so rich now and probably still in high school. Maybe she will get with feiber and go sing in some other country and be a jackass somewhere else.Or maybe some day she will realize herself that she is wasting her time yodeling with her cattle and call it quits.
Being Human (2011)
This show should not be shown on the local channels
If your interested in watching this, then maybe you should watch more porn movies. It really goes to far in depth with nudity and sex. It should of been a show that came on hbo or Showtime. It seems like the ratings of movies keep changing everyday. Before you know it they be able to show people naked on the local channels since its so close to it already. This seems like a mixture of a soap opera and a pornographic film, but a rated one. I still think that don't choose good actors in shows like these. It makes me wonder what they where thinking about. If they wanted to go that far in depth then they should've made a movie so the proper audience would watch it. Maybe they should of did a trial episode to see how much attention they would get. That way they could know if anybody will even want to waste their time to watch this nonsense.
Zombieland (2009)
Horrible movie
Why is everyone so interested in zombies now? I find this movie very stupid . First of all we all have at least one actor that we don't like and don't care about. To me that actor is Jesse eisenberg. His acting is to me is just horrible! That other guy is OK, but never has been one of my favorites. I think it was retarded for them to do whatever just to get a stupid Twinkie. If it was a steak and a beer I would understand, but only for that wasn't worth it. It was some good humor with bill Murray though. I think if he took that no good actors place it probably would of been better. Also I noticed how could he drive as much as he did and never got any gas. It seems like every vehicle in each movie always has a full tank and the best vehicle. Maybe if they would made it like resident evil or something it would have been better. You can also tell that they didn't spend to much to make this one since it was all based in the same city.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
It's OK, but could of been better
This movie was OK and it's not one I want to watch again. Because the main actor is horrible in a lot of scenes. Like the scene where he screams like a girl. Why was that added in the first place? Adding more humor to the movie would've been better. Like in the first one where that queer was trying to hide the robots from his parents was pretty funny. This one contained to much drama as well. I hate drama movies, they are so boring and pointless. We all know that movies never have a bad ending or else it won't be as entertaining. Adding the part where that guy acts like a moron was also stupid to add as well. I guess being a moron is natural to that actor. Why did they also have that hot chick suddenly change into a robot as well. Where they trying to scare some kids or something?
Transformers (2007)
Could of been better
This movie is a perfect 5 in ratings. The reason that I say that is because it's another one of those movies that could of been better if they would of made a lot of changes. First of all they should of chosen different actors. That la bouf guy acts so stupid in a lot of the scenes while fox acts like she doesn't know what she's doing half of the time. Why won't they make it transformers versus terminators? That would have more action and less drama. They always add to much drama in just about every movie for some dumb reason. Why didn't his parents see the transformers while they where at his house? They aren't invisible and definitely to hard to hide.