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Margaux (2022)
Completely unoriginal garbage
Must have taken almost an hour to write this. Actually, not write but copy from movies with the same plot going back to the '80s (maybe '70s). It's like the cast of some MTV show with a much of attractive 20-somethings decided to make a really bad sci-fi / slasher movie one weekend. Then they got some junior high kid to put together some really poor CGI that would have been embarrassing back in the '80s.
Movies by The Asylum are masterpieces next to this crap. How do the producers get money to make this? The biggest cost was probably renting the fancy house to shoot in. Too bad the real house didn't act like the one in the movie!
Cheat Day USA (2021)
Don't need a Brit chef giving American food a bad name
Just watching episode 12 where they're featuring the most disgusting food shaped like a slice of pie. A 15 lb pizza that's about 4" thick. It's horrible but actually the most appealing on the show. A dessert pizza that would make a 5-year-old spit it out for being too sweet and gross. Then a pseudo-cake make from multiple, layered pies with added horrible stuff to glue them all together.
I've had some big desserts like Friendly's, Jim Dandy. Bit those are like rice cakes next to the abominations on this show. I imagine the other episodes have similar crap just made to see how disgusting and overly sweet and calorie-filled they can create and make Americans all look like pigs. Maybe Robert Irvine likes taking the shots at his adopted country. Or maybe he doesn't care and just wants the money.
It! The Terror from Beyond Space (1958)
What a bunch of crap
And not just because the effects are laughable along with the acting. At the beginning, I thought it was impressive that there were two women in the crew when the checked in. I then found out that the were just cooks / nurses. Then, in the air duct, we find out that the crew is carrying around guns. Then they go to use grenades - in the rocket! And, of course, that they don't investigate the deaths on Mars and just assume the survivor is the killer - and then they let him wanted around free on the trip back to Earth. It's just lazy and stupid plotting.
Selling the Big Easy (2019)
Agree with other reviews: interesting concept but host is annoying
This could be great but the host won't shut up for 10 seconds and is totally manic and just wants everyone to know how cute and fun and wonderful she is.
How about spending more time on the houses?
The Big Bang Theory: The Werewolf Transformation (2012)
Middling episode but haircut records are real
When I went to college (RPI), there was a barber shop in the student union. They kept index cards for each student who was a customer with the info on how they got their hair cut. I wish every place did this! It would be so easy with cellphone cameras.