mclmclmcl Reviews

Mysterious Circumstance: The Death of Meriwether Lewis (2022)

His death is still unsolved

[1/10 · 4 February 2023]

So why create a movie about the death of Lewis of Lewis and Clark, when no one has any idea how he died?

The case is still unsolved and the worst part of the movie is that random, sometimes incredibly stupid stories are made up though two hours of what could have happened......really.....so we get five totally different random stories about what could have happened on the night that he died.

I kept waiting for a conclusion to this stupid movie, but there was not one....just make believe stories....a couple of which were not even believable Why not make up ten stories and make the movie four hours long....two hours wasted....no end.

The Lost Leonardo (2021)

Half the critics in the movie said it was a fake.

[1/10 · 17 June 2022]

Leonardo painted on nice pieces of wood...this was painted on a piece of wood with a large knot of wood in the middle.....85% of the painting was painted over after it was discovered.

The people that discovered it said it was really.

The museum that had the Mona Lisa tested it and said it was fake.

So what is the purpose of this movie?

Halo (2022– )

Ruined by woke

[2/10 · 27 March 2022]

Such a shame....we can no longer enjoy things for what they are.....we must be pc in everything....ok i cannot submit this unless my review has 150 characters....so it is once again ashame that we cannot enjoy things for what they are and change them for what they should be.

Don't Look Up (2021)

Not funny, boring stupid

[1/10 · 25 December 2021]

Painful boring stupid movie.... A meteor is going to crash into the earth.....everyone is going to die....no one does anything to blow it up or deflect it and everyone jokes about it....and everyone dies....hysterical??????

Paradox Alice (2012)

The worst

[1/10 · 19 October 2021]

The stupidest movie ever....three surviving male astronauts return to find earth destroyed....one magically turns into a woman....you can't make this stuff up.

Bliss (I) (2021)

Stupid ending

[1/10 · 17 June 2021]

Kept watching this movie.....it seems like writers made stuff up as the movie went on....was hoping for a great ending that some how tied everything together....what a waste of time.

French Exit (2020)

A talking ghost?

[1/10 · 15 May 2021]

After about 90 minutes we find out that a woman's dead husband's spirit is in a cat....and after 12 years the cat talks to her....

On the Rocks (2020)

Awful boring movie

[1/10 · 25 October 2020]

This movie kept going on and on and on....you kept waiting for something to happen....but nothing did....after it was over, my wife and I both said "what was the point of the movie"....much to do about nothing

The Abyss (1989)

Boring, stupid, movie

[1/10 · 10 October 2020]

Wow is this movie over rated....apparently James Cameron started writing this story when he was 15 (I don't know if that is true)....I do know that Ed Harris (the main actor) refused to promote the film or even talk about it after it was made. Do yourself a favor and look at THE CRITICAL DRINKER review on YouTube before you decide to waste so much time on such boring garbage

Enola Holmes (2020)

Elona plays scrabble to find her mother

[1/10 · 3 October 2020]

Boring...stupid....elona plays scrabble throughout the movie to find where her mother ran off to....NETFLIX junk

The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)

What a let down

[1/10 · 8 August 2020]

The movie was so slow and boring that I begged my wife to switch to a different movie. After watching more than half of the movie it did become exciting....but after a terrible let down ending I wondered what was exactly was the purpose of this film. Beautiful scenery doesn't mean a great movie

Archive (2020)

Brilliant

[10/10 · 13 July 2020]

Wow what an ending......definitely have to watch it again....never saw this coming

The Coldest Game (2019)

Excellent actor, excellent movie, excellent twists and turns

[9/10 · 25 May 2020]

My title says it all. I watched this with my wife, her reaction was the same....in fact we both said we would watch it again. The main actor was brilliant....there were many twists and turns AND a surprise ending.

Misty Button (2019)

Pure torture

[1/10 · 25 May 2020]

Slow movie, not funny, not brilliant.....actually not well made......DEFINITELY people involved with the film were the 10 out of 10 movie reviews. Throughout the film a caracter named Timmy Thomas kept saying things like ....."Timmy Thomas said no", instead of "I said no".....the Irish accents were so overdone that you got a headache. As Timmy Thomas would say....."TIMMY THOMAS SAYS THIS FILM IS TERRIBLE"

Penny Dreadful: City of Angels (2020)

Terrible Dreadful

[1/10 · 16 May 2020]

Can this be any worse? Absolutely terrible....I watched the first two episodes....less than half of the third....pure torture

Fantasy Island (2020)

Actually very good

[9/10 · 15 April 2020]

Thought it would be terrible....i was wrong....Many plot twists....enjoyable

Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker (2019)

Zero stars....the worst

[1/10 · 15 March 2020]

Was the purpose to make the worst movie ever? All the one and two stars tell the story of just how bad a movie can be.