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Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood (2019)
What the hell was that?
This was a very long film which didn't really have a plot that justified it being that long.
Moral of the story... Some guys get all the luck and can't see they have it. Some guys are content with nothing.
The Expendables 2 (2012)
Disappointed again. Less so than the last Expendables
I feel that if I were to write a lengthy review, I would have wasted more time on this movie franchise so I am going to keep it as brief as possible. Without giving much away, I just want to help steer clear the guys who are on the fence about wanting to watch this movie and may be looking for a good movie plot.
Although the plot and script are better than the first movie and the lines seem to be a lot less cheesy, it still suffers from the really bad introduction of cameos. It's as if every time they are cornered in the plot, along comes another cameo to pull them out of the ditch. This is one of the reasons although better than the first movie, still a bad script. There needs to be a better build up to events in the plot. Although having said that, the plot is more gripping than the first movie (if only a little).
Questions I need to ask (maybe I missed this from finding it hard to stay awake):
1. Just like in the first movie, if Willis' crew are so tough that they were going to punish Stallone's crew for failing, why not just do the missions themselves?
2. Why would he take on the worst baddies fearlessly and fear the wrath of Willis' crew?
3. Why did Chuck Norris have this giddy little smile throughout his cameo appearance that said he was there to bake muffins rather than be the so-called-lone-wolf?
Plus many more questions I can't be bothered to list.
Suzie Gold (2004)
Not worth even looking at the cover!!!!
I'm sorry i haven't given any film a rating like this before. But I've never seen a film thats so craaaaaaap!!!!!!! This has already been done in my big fat Greek wedding! That was a half decent film and if you've never seen it, it was a decent film to watch. This just tries to imitate the same thing with a Jewish family. I used to love British films. They had great stories and thrived on that rather than the big effects of Hollywood films. But this is so awful!!!! I cant believe its ratings are like a 5 at the moment.. I cant believe i was talked into watching this!! The jokes are so dry, they have been done and dusted so many times. There is nothing original in this film that i can say stands out from any other film. Therefore i don't see the point in watching it!
Hababam Sinifi (1975)
This is a masterpiece and a gem in the collection of classical Turkish cinema!
With an all star cast, the film is based around the antics of a class of no hopers. The class is called "Hababam sinifi" which literally means class nonstop. The music is composed by Melih Kibar. It plays an important part of the film and shapes the mood from scene to scene. The music is one of my favourite things about any movie and Turkish films in my opinion are always very good at this. The same score is played in this film whether the scene is happy or sad but played slower and quicker with different instruments is a very effective way to touch the audience. In a way its the same as how the theme tune in the rocky film is the same melody. When played fast its inspiring and brings verve to the scene but when played slow we feel sorry for rocky.
The humour may not be understood to the fullest by viewers not Turkish speaking. But this film is truly timeless. The humour and whit may of set a standard in Turkish cinema for years after.
The Village (2004)
A gripping film from beginning to end
The film like all of M.Night's films have a gripping suspense from the first moment till last. He has mastered how to build up a story starting from the first moment and than like all of his films literally unraveling the surprise neatly at the end.
Its a great film that stands out from all the Hollywood rubbish. A true director that always works on a great story and doesn't rely on effects to make the film good. In my opinion one of the best films in 2004.
The story evolves around a village and there neighbors that keep them secluded to their village. Saying anything more will truly give away the story and I wouldn't want to take the pleasure away from anyone. PLEASE WATCH THIS ONE!!!!