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Spycies (2019)
A film where everything from a child's brain was included
The writers included ALL the children in China and France to submit ideas for a spy film. The producers couldn't decide which ideas they liked and said everyone was a winner and included every idea into the film. I had no idea what was going on.
I spent the majority of the film trying to figure out whether the large animals were shrunk, or if the insects were enlarged. That's an idea of how mind numbingly tedious this film is.
And after a period of sitting in the dark coming to terms with what just happened I'm still no wiser.
Some parting advice for film makers. Just because you can, it does not mean you should.
In the Footsteps of Killers (2021)
Very weird watch
Is it a documentary or a dramatisation of two people investigating? It doesn't know what it wants to be.
Emilia Fox happened to star in a crime drama and is now playing the role of a cold case investigator. I can't tell if she's being her or 'acting'. Whatever it is....it ain't good.
The interaction between the two 'leads' is very weird. They don't have a normal conversation instead they just reel off know detail to each other as if reading off cue cards.
The piano music overlaying the speech is annoying and the camera appears to be operated by someone with Parkinsons disease.