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Seinfeld (1989–1998)
10/10
The comedy show
9 February 2022
A show about life, no politics, no dirty talk, just plain funny with plenty of hilarious moments.

I feel I could be best friend with this gang, that's the kind of chit chat that I have with my best buddies

The acting is superb, they feel so natural and light, most of the time they just flow without never feeling pretentious.

Thank you Jerry, Elaine, Kramer and George for all the joyful moments I have spent my life watching this show they were definitely worth it!

I am just sorry they didn't go for another 10 seasons so I could always watch it in a loop and forgot past events. This way I have to wait for a decade to see it again and feel as I am seeing it the fresh again..
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1/10
Why did you do this Netflix?
13 January 2022
It unbearable to watch.

3d animation, really?

If you wanted to "refactor" this anime just follow the exact same story and improve animation in the likes of Naruto or One Man Punch. I would pay to watch that.

But no, you had to desecrate a gold anime series with this.

Please stop doing this for the sake human kind evolution.
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6/10
A bit overrated
23 October 2021
Sometimes clumpy plot, acting is ok but there is no deepness in the characters. At most a 6 watchable but not great movie, entertaining at most.

War scenes are ok but nothing new. Something nice is that it offers a view from both sides of the war.
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Anaconda (1997)
7/10
Underrated
27 September 2021
Decent plot Nice cast Involving and thrilling atmosphere.

Stuff of nightmare!

Snake gore is quite awesome although with relative median CGI.
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Fire Twister (2015)
10/10
Starship fire nuclear coaster.
31 March 2021
It kept me looking at the screen.

Imagine the drama of a fire twister, thats this movie!

But really the edit and the plot is actually better than some major productions I've seen...
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Pet Sematary (2019)
1/10
Waste of time
10 January 2021
The plot is more less like The Doors song!

Dead cat, dead rat Can't you see what they were at? Fat cat in a top hat Thinks he's an aristocrat Thinks he can kill and slaughter Thinks he can shoot my daughter
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Ad Astra (2019)
7/10
Interstellar 2
27 September 2019
This is a better movie than Interstellar although it still encompasses the same kind plot holes and scientific inconsistencies.

In the end I got entertained, there are some good action sequences, the visuals are quite impressive and solitarily mood gives some vibe to the movie. Just don't expect a polished story and accurate science, but well that's why they call it sci-fi. 7/10
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Lost in London (I) (2017)
7/10
6.5 entertaining!
10 June 2018
Although I didn't found it hilarious it did had some funny moments. There are some catchy and philosifical lines that on they're own already make movie worth it. The plot could be a bit more refined and concise but it was stronger than most nowdays movies that are normally built like a glass shatered pieces glued thogether.
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Nerve (I) (2016)
5/10
It had potential...
17 October 2016
Well I give it a 5/10 as it explored a potential idea that could have given a great movie.

Nevetheless it just ends up being too plane, not boring, but not thrilling. Acting is just fine the as characters don't have that much deepness to offer anyway.

The dares could be more interesting and linked, you don't really feel that much tension out of it.

The end is quite messy and everything less than a climax, well another one in 2016, I'm still hoping for a good movie this year... In any case it is an OK movie to watch and that could easily seldom to a higher standard.
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Warcraft (2016)
4/10
Another franchise destroyed in 2016
24 July 2016
After Terminator, Star Wars, X-Men (which I saw before) now this really bad adaptation to cinema of such an epic game. At the time I am writing this, GhostBusters is out already so it is really a complete 2016 dismal.

Please stop making movies in 2016, not a single one worth more than 6, maybe Avengers was not so crappy.

I don't know what is wrong with directors now days but the first thing they should do before shooting a scene was to actually have a coherent script, at least without major flaws.

When talking about game based movies they should play the game, talk with gamers and try to see what was so appealing about the game.

For example the Orcs Necromancers could summon undead, they also had Ogres in the Horde and not a single view of ballistas nor catapults, and specially of Beserkers if want just straight forward Orc infantry.

I mean I think you can impress 5,6 years old with this but or people that likes Batman vs Superman crap but I really cannot believe a single fan of Warcraft liked it.

Go back to direction school 2016 directors, shame on you...
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5/10
The worst Tarantino movie
1 February 2013
Yeap I didn't like it at all and really got disappointed.

The movie is full of inconsistencies, the plot doesn't resolve, and to keep it going Tarantino just adds unsettling decisions. It's really annoying. Some times I can take this and still enjoy the movie, but in this case he does it like three or four times. The acting is great and it makes the movie worth the money you pay for you ticket. But the story line is simply not subtle. It grabs to many stuff mixes it and tries to make something for the movie to go on. The action scenes are good but at sometimes there are four guy shooting at the same target and no one hits it and they are separated buy just a room of distance...

Well Tarantino since Kill Bill 1 has going lower. But this is almost depressing, you expect a great movie and you get a story that really feels that there is no porpoise for the next scene to be there because no one who would think for 5 seconds would take that path (I mean the characters in the movie).
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Bad Ass (2012)
5/10
Good music theme
13 April 2012
Oh I got so disappointed with this movie... It did really started well it was a clever speech that was opening for a great story. But then it was like they changed director, everything suddenly gets predictable and boring and you are already seeing the ending in middle way.

Well nevertheless the acting is not bad at all (except for some lame parts) and there are some cool fight scenes and some other a bit disordered action shoots. I liked the soundtrack, very nice hip hop themes, and I liked how the main character followed the clues.

It's a movie that could had evolved on something much more thrilling but if you just want to relax with nothing too complex to mess around with your head it's a nice movie. I mean you can even watch it with kids, not a big problem, but for me it's definitely not what I look forward in a movie.
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Meeting Evil (2012)
4/10
Terrible bad
10 April 2012
Not even Samuel L. Jackson could save this movie.

His acting is good the rest of the characters are just plain awful I mean I get the feeling they are acting and thinking to them selves "what the heck am I saying this has no point and it's lame".

The scenes flow doesn't make sense at all, nothing gets to be explained. The ending gives a little insight but doesn't really makes up to it.

This is that kind of horror movies where there is no blood and every time there's a killing scene they just make a camera shoot outside and you ear the screams. Every movie I saw with this drama technique is always a waste of time.

I gave it a 4 because o Samuel L. Jackson and the two hot girls ;) and the shooting style, other than that it's just plain boring disconnected scenes and story...
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Warrior (2011)
8/10
Definitely worth to see not as good as been rated
20 January 2012
Warning: Spoilers
OK fight scenes are supreme. Man I want to watch some real MMA.

Acting is outstanding.

It's total Entertainment.

No the bads with some spoilers...

The plot could be better. So does the ending. A bit predictable and nothing new here. Guy has a loan to pay and a family to support. But come on the all idea is like I can loose the house although both me and my wife have a job and a nice big house with a SUV in the garage.

They joined two brother which you will now from the begging will get to the end and then the movie just ends after the final fight... Nevertheless you still get that feeling who is going to win? in the end.

And 5 million bucks couldn't they just share the money? :)

There was another bad thing the smaller brother (the older one) always get the most spanking and brutal fights... But he had the better technique no doubts on that.

Finally and the most important they should had 20m to explain what went wrong with that family maybe with some flashbacks or something like that. And the characters should had been more developed.

So these are some details that make difference between a 9 and a 7 I would never give a 10 to fight movie (ahh no there is Fight Club but it's not that much about fighting). Anyway if only all the movies were as good as this.
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Earthlings (2005)
9/10
Overwheliming disturbing
18 January 2012
I must advise that this documentary/movie/film narrows very disturbing subjects and if you wanna watch be morally prepared because you are never going to experience your local market the same way. And you will fell bad about yourself in allot of situations afterward.

This was the only movie, ever, that made me cry. I saw it alone and by the end of 20 minutes I was tearing apart. I felt ashamed on the way we allow things like this to happen.

I understand it's impossible to remove meat from our food chain but we could at least treat the animals with dignity and praise them for what they provide to us. They're lives!

The movie will show you how immune and grotesque we as human beings can be. And most of it falls in the same category reduce cost or by other words make some people richer by taking advantage of the defenseless ones, in these case the animals and people with no other life choices that must take a apart on this...

I can say this movie can change your life but the solution is not on ones single hands and changes on politics have to be implemented in order to prevent this, hopefully some of tomorrow leaders will watch this and take measures in the future.

One sentence remain staggered in my head:

"As long as there are slaughterhouses, there will be battlefields".
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Hostel: Part III (2011 Video)
8/10
It's fun to watch.
26 December 2011
Well it doesn't have good acting, not it does have go special FX not even an original story. But it brings something new to the sequel and it still is one of the best gore movies I've seen. The plot is unpredictable, that is kind of a brand from the series, and you don't get bored during the all movie.

I don't get the bad rates it gets, I understand it could be better directed and it must had looked much better written then the final product.

Allot of flaws but the essence it's quite good woud need some polish but that's what gore is all about :)
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