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Rampage (2018)
Not even 4DX could help this movie
I give it 3 stars only out of respect to The Rock.
The story is so thin it looks like it was written for the kids, but I doubt even they had fun. It was so unbelievably unimaginative (and stupid) I was laughing at it most of the time. The punch lines were predictable, and generally not funny. Ok, the monkey was funny for like 2 seconds.
Terrible casting along with God awful acting from most of them is what really surprised me here. I wasn't expecting mega blockbuster but at least a decent acting.
I had the "pleasure" of watching this movie in 4DX, and it turned out the effects were by far the best part, and even they were under par.
Skip this movie.
You're welcome.
Home Alone: The Holiday Heist (2012)
Being better then the 4th one doesn't make it good
Wrong on so many levels.
The plot, the actors (not all), the "comedy"... it's like it was meant for my 5 yo daughter with whom I had the pleasure of watching this trash-flick with. But even she didn't believe half of it, nor did she laughed too often. I certainly didn't.
Skip this one, seriously.
The Da Vinci Treasure (2006)
Porn movie w/o the good part
No bs, the screenplay for this movie (if there was any) must'v been written for a porn because it all looks that way. Except for the sex part.
To be honest, I like to watch a B action movie from time to time and laugh to the ridiculous special effects and cheesy action. But this... thing? Hell no! Stay away! Bottom line: with the plot so poorly written, special effects that insults your intelligence, acting of a retarded paralympic actors, and the overall feeling you are watching a porn but you're just deprived of the good part, this movie has a good chance to give you some kind of brain damage, or at least a mild anafilactic shock.