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Welcome to Flatch (2022)
I'll give it a chance
Holmes looks like Rodney Dangerfield.
Everyone is over-acting, but there are humorous moments. Maybe people will look back on it and like it someday. It reminds me of Parks & Rec at times.
Rust Valley Restorers (2018)
It's a fun show
It's not so much about the rebuilds as how eccentric everyone is, but it's fun to see the old cars transformed....somehow they go from car in pieces to total finished product in 3 minutes, but you can't show every monotonous detail of a rebuild.
Avery would be a good Wario or Dr. Robotnic. Mike is James Cromwell in a dreads wig. Just sayin.
Inhumans (2017)
Mailed it in, first class
2021, heard about this show through Marvel but never took the time to watch it...
I've never heard so many generic lines and clichés all bunched into one series, let alone the first 2 episodes. Who am I watching? What are they doing? Why? WHY? generic cliche generic cliche, next episode...? Oops, they ended the show after 1 season. Wonder why
Walker (2021)
Why "Walker" ?
If it's going to be so different from the original, why even mention the name Walker? Could have just as easily called it "Texas Ranger" to distance Chuck Norris from this inauthentic pile of goo.
Supermarket Sweep (2020)
Over the top
Leslie Jones is just extra. I don't know how anyone can find her yelling and artificial excitement appealing.
I wondered if I would qualify as a contestant, but then I realized I'm a straight white male and would very clearly not be an acceptable candidate.
The Masked Dancer (2020)
How are these shows still alive
How is it at all fun to watch? A whole season of guessing celebrities, out of hundreds of thousands of possibilities. This is worse than karaoke. I'd rather watch the masked grocery shoppers... maybe that'll be the next Masked installment.
The Wall (2016)
Over dramatic
Do you need to have a sob story to be on the show? Do you need to yell at an inanimate object falling, trying to convince it to defy gravity? Should we believe the ball they push into the floor is the same one that pops out at the top? There's a fair amount of showmanship I'm not willing to ignore in this show.
The Voice (2011)
Covid season
Glorified karaoke. They don't sing their own songs, and they kind of ruin the original songs in the process. Other than the top 5, or less, they could probably just send everyone else home way early. Disagreed with half of the battle winners... they sent home multiple singers better than these narrow niche singers left. Broken show format with poor results
2 Broke Girls (2011)
Please just stop it
Why are they yelling? Why are they forcing a joke into every line? Why are these characters so hard to believe?
Simple answer: because the show sucks.
The Masked Singer (2019)
Glorified karaoke
It's like a 50 foot fuse on a tiny little firecracker... a super elaborate build up with little payoff. What's the point of guessing who it is week after week when it could be one of thousands of celebrities and they end up being some obscure B lister anyway? Maybe if they condensed a whole season into 1 episode and just had new celebrities every week... but then it's still just anonymous karaoke with fake enthusiasm. They aren't writing the songs, doing the choreography, all of the lights or decorations... it's just a big ridiculously overhyped pointless process to help remind you that a former celebrity is still alive.