It could be Saving Christmas. I guess Cameron is making money with these because they keep making them.
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The Second Coming of Christ
(2018)
The bad acting is worth the watch.
23 August 2018
Warning: Spoilers
I'm not going to detail the premise of the movie because it's simple. It's apocalypse, and the second coming, hence, the title. My favorite moment of bad acting is when Alba, the little girl, is quickly struck with a heart complication and she is lying on a table convulsing, or rather, shaking her body up and down until her mother comes into the room in which she immediately stops and is able to have a full conversation with her. Then of course, when the bit of dialogue she needs to get out is over, she dies.
Even better is that her mother goes to meet the devil at his temple, and two people are shown digging a hole in the dirt to bury Alba. They only get a few scoops in when they bring the girl out and point to the ground to throw her in the hole. The whole scene felt like they were burying a dead rat or something.
There all kinds of things in this film that just make me completely dumbfounded how it made it into the final script. When they are experimenting on the bees and waiting for the reaction, Dr. Cera's lab partner says that the bees legs are moving but the wings haven't developed even though the bees are flying around the cage. Clearly, his observational skills could use some improving.
I'm also partial to the end of the film when Jesus hovers in the sun to give a lecture to the camera. All I could focus on was his immaculate hair. I wonder what type of conditioner he uses because those golden tresses are luxurious. I can only wish I had such locks.
I really want to say that this movie is "The Room" bad of a movie, but there is just no humor in any of the bad acting. If you're bored, and you need something to play in the background while you are doing something else, this movie will probably suffice. Otherwise, just know that the acting here is likely the worst ever committed to film.
Even better is that her mother goes to meet the devil at his temple, and two people are shown digging a hole in the dirt to bury Alba. They only get a few scoops in when they bring the girl out and point to the ground to throw her in the hole. The whole scene felt like they were burying a dead rat or something.
There all kinds of things in this film that just make me completely dumbfounded how it made it into the final script. When they are experimenting on the bees and waiting for the reaction, Dr. Cera's lab partner says that the bees legs are moving but the wings haven't developed even though the bees are flying around the cage. Clearly, his observational skills could use some improving.
I'm also partial to the end of the film when Jesus hovers in the sun to give a lecture to the camera. All I could focus on was his immaculate hair. I wonder what type of conditioner he uses because those golden tresses are luxurious. I can only wish I had such locks.
I really want to say that this movie is "The Room" bad of a movie, but there is just no humor in any of the bad acting. If you're bored, and you need something to play in the background while you are doing something else, this movie will probably suffice. Otherwise, just know that the acting here is likely the worst ever committed to film.
Thundercats
(2011–2012)
In response to the last review...
3 September 2011
Warning: Spoilers
The other characters and creatures of Third Earth are coming. in the Thundercats fourms, there is a review with one of the animators discussing how he redesigned Jackalman from elements of the original series.
The writing and animation is clearly the best of any reboot of a series that I have seen. I just hope Cartoon Network doesn't start worrying about production costs and decide to cheapen it or cut it altogether for financial reasons. Cartoon Network NEEDS to keep a few top name series on their schedule. They killed off He-man, Transformers (My favorite being Beast Wars), and they only seem to be able to handle a single series or two of a popular third party show before they kill it with some in house material nobody really wants to watch.
Enjoy it while it lasts because Cartoon Network is really only about the numbers, so you might want to try to get people to watch.
The writing and animation is clearly the best of any reboot of a series that I have seen. I just hope Cartoon Network doesn't start worrying about production costs and decide to cheapen it or cut it altogether for financial reasons. Cartoon Network NEEDS to keep a few top name series on their schedule. They killed off He-man, Transformers (My favorite being Beast Wars), and they only seem to be able to handle a single series or two of a popular third party show before they kill it with some in house material nobody really wants to watch.
Enjoy it while it lasts because Cartoon Network is really only about the numbers, so you might want to try to get people to watch.
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