DaveDude12 Reviews

Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003)

Instead of showing a successful lawyer then when dumb political

[3/10 · 26 October 2022]

The whole premise of this movie was basically let's smear conservatives. It was a dumb plot. Because legally blond was supposed to be fun. The first was a classic. But this had a Halloween feel. I wouldn't mind if the movie had some builtup. But it was like watching a clown court.

The connection to the salon was also odd. It would have been better to show a more adult version of her. Then just continue from the last part of legally blond.

Overall, it's boring, and predictable and about bashing conservatives. It would have been so much better if they just made her do something relevant at the time.

Benedetta (2021)

fictional woke fantasy

[2/10 · 11 December 2021]

This is yet another woke fantasy from hollywood. They are getting to the point nothing is watchable. Add this to the list. The market for this film isnt Christians but woke women who either hate the church or have secret desire to be in the church. Either way it doesnt follow her life at all. I am sure none of these people have ever visited holy orders. I dont know how it got such a high rating.

The Sarah Silverman Program. (2007–2010)

she attempts to look intelligent

[1/10 · 11 December 2021]

This was just her complaining about everything and trying to look cool. The show has no substance and no lasting value at all. She curses often and try to make her hatred of non-jews obvious. Its really sad that people with skills this low can be in some many programs.

Santa Inc. (2021)

Pure hate

[1/10 · 11 December 2021]

If the produces want you know they hate Christians and Christmas . This show is just crude ,humorless , and empty. Its just a woke dream of hatred. Sometimes shows are bad but so bad its watchable. But the best was when Seth Rogan said you are "white supremacist" if you dislike this show just prove what a total trash this is for a series.

The Facts of Life: Read No Evil (1982) Season 3, Episode 24

modern day 2020 cancel culture would lose their minds

[5/10 · 2 December 2020]

In the 80s even liberals had sense enough to not follow cancel culture. the evil conservatives want to ban books because of explicit content. So the democrat gang gets together and get dramatic and get to virtue signalling.

Now today democrats want to ban books , and has cancel culture. Who knew 80s democrats would be considered conservative today. Im surprised the facts of life hasn't been threatened with the liberal purity mind culture.

Atypical (2017–2021)

everything is done as an emotional trap

[7/10 · 3 November 2019]

I binged watched this saturday 3 seasons. It seems that basically the children run the show through emotionism. Which seems to be the only formula these days. Now Atypical really shows whats its like to be autistic. Which i agree is really a great thing. But its lack some 'authority' in real life. When i authority i mean the "kids" seeking it for themselves. The only real character is sam. The rest are just political stand-ins. Also the notable use of product placements and announcements throughout the series. The most notable was "what in lord and taylor" are you saying. No one speaks like this.

Amar Akbar & Tony (2015)

its a great movie

[8/10 · 23 September 2019]

Now granted the movies premise is that 3 religions can get along great is a good thing. I don't know how real life this is but i wasn't too concerned. The movie is very dramatic and protests honor killings. In the guise of attractive middle eastern people there is a story line that we should just all just get along.

Elysium (I) (2013)

really awful

[2/10 · 12 August 2014]

If you have any common sense , you are not going to be able to watch this film. There are so many obvious logic holes. The idea of sci-fi is the its scientific, and believable.

1. A man in a van , just walking around can shoot down spacecraft, just by randomly firing into the sky .

2. In the future machines can detect organic "people" ,but not respond to prevent damage or kill workers ? 3. A medical device that can cure most diseases , is only available to the elite. So having very healthy workers is again not a priority.

4. the terms, undocumented is used throughout the film. Just somehow that has nothing to do with illegal immigration.

5. The ending and conclusion of this film is based on a computer hack. Now anyone will the most minimal knowledge of computers is aware of backups, time machine , or file protection or system restore ? The whole basis of the film could be undone , but a simple restore.

6. The best is everyone who is a victim has a Latino last name. So i guess even the future Latinos just don't get it right, which is a huge insult to Latinos, and Spanish whites. Because Spanish people are white.

Little Darlings (1980)

Miss Awkward at camp

[5/10 · 30 January 2011]

If this is were a b movie, i would have given it a 10. Kristy McNichol was always a joke among my friends, because she always played these perfect victim roles. So here we are again, with the poor vs rich girl scenario. Well from the moment you start the film , she is all awkward and smoking all she can. I remember the 80s and no one acted this insane.

Now on to the story, of course the girls get away with normal things kids do . In todays world they would be in jail. But this was the 80s when kids where allowed to be kids.

The only reason i would think to not let someone watch this movie, is because kids today would see what a shame there childhoods are today.

Land of the Lost (2009)

Not For kids, or adults

[1/10 · 25 June 2009]

I don't know what is with the film industry. Its as if they purposeful choose to destroy something so good as this brand. The movie has absolutely no value at all. The use of the F-word over and over, Intention political undertones, borderline erotic scenes.

If this was intended for kids, its should have been rated R. When will Hollywood figure it out. The innocence of Land of Lost, was what make it so good. This movie had no mystery, no value, no clue. Seriously the plot could have been done by 2nd graders.

Don't even bother to rent this when it hits the video stores. It not even worth that.

Saved! (2004)

Very typical , Very Stereotypical of what Hollywood thinks

[3/10 · 20 April 2009]

This movie , is for people in Hollywood, its so far off the mark. The movie creates a delusional fantasy about those "Christians". Obviously no one visited or attended a Christian school, before making this movie. I think the author wanted it to be offensive to Christians, There is so much creditable humor in schools, but this movie is just a cute little hack against Christianity.

Its really just a pathetic attempt at film making. The one thing that could have made it more credible funny would have been it not so obviously political. Its like they pull out every "type" just to make it ,so in your face. Overall this film isn't worth 2 hrs of your life.

The Dark Knight (2008)

Should not be PG13, -- R is more realistic rating--

[7/10 · 29 December 2008]

First this movie is really good, however its not appropriate for anyone in range of 13. Matter of fact even 17 is cutting too close.

The level of fear in this movie is that of Aliens. Except with people, not monsters. The joker is the classic psychopath, who cares only to torture people, not to achieve monetary or power goals. I thought this movie was a cross between Aliens, and Taxi driver. Except the joker plays the role of threshold-less fear creator.

Again if you are an adult, i mean over the age of 20, this is a good film to watch, but definitely not for people in there early or late teens. The MPAA really missed it on this one.

The first 15 minutes of this film is very disturbing, like "pulp fiction", but once that scene is done, the movie is more watchable.

The Andromeda Strain (2008)

Worst Remake ever, not even B movie quality

[1/10 · 18 November 2008]

First , i have seen the original about 20 times, which is one of my favorite movies. The original was believable and made sense, and the original showed real people ,will real faults. Such as the doctor, who was fatigued and had epilepsy. I felt like i wanted to root for the characters.

Now this version, doesn't follow the novel, doesn't have a believable plot, doesn't even make you feel its believable. This movie just gets worse, and worse the more you watch, its 2 hours too long. Its 4 hours of you thinking, do they think i would believe that? Seriously how the makers of this film though anyone would enjoy it is beyond understanding.

The film experts, are young, and relatively good looking. - not believable The film is ultra politically correct, its not possibly to have a group a people perfectly balance minorities wind up with each other. - not real. Noting there was minorities in the original.

The technology was too much, it was like , lets blind the audience with technology, rather then substance. Its like put flat screens everywhere it will make us look intelligent.

Apparently computers figured out everything, and there was any use for the scientist except just to look smart.. -again real life? The film just drags on , with political subplots, about the personal lives of the characters, which have no purpose in the film. In fact its as if they merged 3 films into one, and hoped it would look right.

I think Michael Crichton, should call for taking this out of print, because it uses his book, and bastardizes it so badly. If this was the my first experience with the writer, i wouldn't seek it out again.

This remake had so much potential, but its one of most disappointing, poorly made, far-fetched, paranoid, and overall not real to the subject movies i have ever seen.

If there is an award for worst remake, then this is a number one candidate.

Dark Holiday (1989 TV Movie)

Its basically a "happy " Midnight express

[4/10 · 2 March 2008]

Midnight Express was exciting and interesting, this movie was boring, and not very interesting. Just imagine all the buildup in midnight express taken out, that would be this movie. There was no band throughout the movie, Midnight express had Giorgio Morodo. Its basically lets find an actor that with stick out like a sore thumb, and put her in a Turkish setting. The prison part was not well played either. Its seems like they tried to redo Midnight Express, but make it so you didn't figure it out. The film ends without knowing if she indeed make it back. At least in Midnight Express there was a extremely emotional reunion with his parents, this just ends with Turkish sounding music and a picture of an airplane.