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Be Our Guests (2019)
Made for music promotion of D-Listers
Almost no attempt at movie is made until the 1 hour 15 minute mark. This movie was made to simply try and promote the D list musicians on their label.
Sections of time are dedicated to terrible music, music videos shoe-horned in as part of the movie. To squeeze in more music, pointless scenes that add nothing to the story were just filmed to play while the music they are promoting plays loudly over the scene.
The movie was made by Nite Vision Entertainment. The 10 / 10 review praising it for its sound effects and music is NVE Records...You figure it out.
Regardless of genre, this movie does the one thing any movie should avoid. It is just plain boring and a slog to watch.
Road to Red (2018)
What did I just watch? Dreadfully boring.
1:27:46 in before you see the "monster" and then only for a few seconds.
The time leading up to that is an hour and a half of monologues, rudimentary skateboarding, basic surfing & partying.
You don't get a full reveal of the antagonist until 1:45:46, 10 minutes before the end.
I kept waiting, "ok, now something will happen"...no. It's like they just filmed people going about their day, then added 15 minutes of a scripted movie.
The acting isn't terrible, lighting is good when they are underground, you can see what is going on. None of that makes up for the almost total lack of anything happening.
I also like how rabies takes effect in 24-48 hours in this universe, not the 4 - 12 weeks it takes in ours. Within two days he begins drooling and getting violent to where he needs subdued.
It also teaches a skateboard may be the deadliest hand-to-hand weapon ever created by man.
Another question, where did he get hundreds of candles living underground?
But watching fingernails grow is more exciting than the 1st hour and 45 minutes of this "horror" movie.
Spend your time cleaning litter boxes or watching paint dry instead
Monstrous (2020)
Could be an ok short movie
Boring!! After the initial opening scene, the 1st "monster sighting" is at the 46:00 mark and that is very brief through bushes.
Another movie where a misleading poster makes you think this is a "survive the monster movie".
No spoilers, they tried something new but just takes too long to get anywhere.