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Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
Beyonce was a terrible choice..
Beyonce was a terrible choice as a "Power's Girl" and it kind of ruined the entire movie for me. She's really not that pleasant to look at, not to mention her acting was very obnoxious. I think the movie would have been gold (super corny pun intended) if they had cast just about anybody else to play the part of Foxxy Cleopatra. Everything else about the movie was great just every time she spoke I wanted to stab my eardrums until I became deaf and every time she came on screen I wanted to put my steel toe boot through the TV. Now for the spacer because apparently this retarded excuse for a movie website doesn't think I can get my opinion of this film across in less than 10 lines. Strange, isn't it? Well that puts me up to the limit. It's been real. Thanks for reading.
2016: Obama's America (2012)
Don't listen to the negative reviews
Most people hating on this film have not even watched it and for the rest of them.. we will see who has the last laugh when you realize that this movie is a lot more true than you think! It's a shame he only got voted into office based on the color of his skin. Hopefully when these people realize what a bad job he does running our country they will just stay home next election instead of voting for somebody ONLY because he has the same color skin as they do when they know nothing about his policies. It's a shame America has stooped that low! I have to add more lines for no reason whatsoever so pay no mind to the rest of the review from here on out because it will just be stuff typed to take up enough space to satisfy these people.. kind of dumb i have to practically write a book for these people when I can say the same stuff in less words which would be easier for everyone involved *shrugs* what can you do?
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Terrible Casting & Terrible Portrayal of Sherlock Holmes
This movie was TERRIBLE! It wouldn't have been half as bad if they just didn't call it 'Sherlock Holmes' the way they portrayed him in this movie is NOTHING like the actual character of Sherlock Holmes. Holmes is not some buff, a-kicking, bad-a.. He is supposed to be a highly intelligent character and I didn't get that feeling from Downey Jr. AT ALL. I never pictured Sherlock Holmes to be a strong, tiny man & I think they just did completely horrible things with the characters. Story line and plot and all that was not bad at all definitely some good entertainment but NOT using Holmes & Watson as characters, that just completely ruined the movie because that is NOT what those characters are supposed to be like at all! Definitely going to avoid the new one coming out this year I was already disappointed enough in this one definitely know better than to waste my money this time. It makes me sick the way Hollywood takes normal proper characters and completely destroys them in films this was complete blasphemy I'll bet if the original creator of Sherlock Holmes was still alive today he would be very upset!
Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj (2006)
Basically a remake with a different character..
This movie is basically the EXACT same thing as the first movie but made with a different character. It wasn't too terrible to watch but I wasn't that impressed either. Nowhere near as great as the first one! I'd say it's worth it if you find it in the bargain bin for $5 or less but otherwise I wouldn't waste my money. Also wondering why, at the end of the first movie, Taj hooks up with this beautiful Indian girl but in this movie he has nobody and ends up hooking up with a girl in this one as well.. Not very good continuity if you ask me but I guess Hollywood is running out of ideas for original movies so they just do whatever they can to try and make a buck.. It's a shame really.
Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy (2008)
I'm glad it was only $5
Do not get me wrong, I am a huge Family Guy fan but this DVD of random crap seth macfarlane slapped together was complete garbage. Granted, it did have a very small number of hilarious sketches but all in all the sketches were terribly unfunny. Had I payed more than $5 for this movie that i found floating in the 'bargain bin' at walmart, I would have been very upset, (especially since you can't return opened DVDs to walmart for a cash refund) but alas it was only $5 and a small period of my life wasted that I will never get back which I guess isn't too bad. I just felt compelled to warn other Family Guy fans to steer clear of this DVD.
Out (1982)
Excellent Movie Don't Be Fooled By Other Reviews
This movie is one of the craziest movies I have ever seen. Who said you need a story line to have a good movie? This movie will keep you guessing from start to finish. This movie will keep you laughing from the crazy Indian to the 'seeing eye man' and you won't even have a clue what you are laughing about. And to the person who said Danny Glover was only in a small scene in the beginning for about 10 seconds and never shows up again, you obviously must have fast forwarded too far past the "45 minute" (really about 2 or 3 minutes) Indian/Jonah spiel because the other scene with Danny Glover in it comes RIGHT AFTER that part that you mentioned fast forwarding thru so maybe you need to re watch it retard before you make a comment about something you don't know. The ending of the movie does not tie anything together whatsoever and you just sit there watching the end credits in total shock wondering what the hell you just watched or were you just hallucinating the whole thing? Anyways this movie is superb especially if you are smoking on just the right stuff. Well worth the trip to the dollar store best $1 movie I've ever bought by far. I wish Eli Hollander had made more great films like this but by the looks of his IMDb stats he did not lol oh well. Definitely 10 Stars all the way don't be discouraged by the bad reviews you read on here and give it a chance!