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El laberinto del fauno (2006)
Pan's Labyrinth
1944, rural Spain. Such is the backdrop for Guillermo del Toro's Labyrinthian effort, a dark and twisted fantasy set beside a dark and twisted reality.
Both fantasy and reality tell the story of Ofelia (Ivana Baquero), a pre-teen sent to live on an army base with her pregnant mother (Ariadna Gil) and new stepfather (Sergo López), the latter a brutal and unhinged army captain with a penchant for torture and impulsive murder.
Obsessed with fairy tales, Ofelia creates fantasy in her own mind until the day she comes across a faun (Doug Jones) in a dilapidated stone maze on the base grounds.
Though it may sound like earlier fantasy incarnations such as Wizard of Oz or the similarly titled Labyrinth, this is not a movie for children. The majority of the film focuses on conflict: between the army and the rebels, between the main characters (including Maribel Verdú's stunning performance as sympathetic maid Mercedes), between fantasy and reality. The violence is unflinching, visceral to the point of disturbing, and the dark, overcast tones are almost as unsettling.
Then there's the fantasy. The creatures are fantastical, certainly, but carry with them the sort of darkness one should always associate with the grimmest of fairy tales. Disney this ain't, more a reflection of a mind so consumed and surrounded by atrocity.
But even though the frames are painted with the darkest brush, it's not all doom and gloom. In Ofelia, a sense of innocence is found. Reality is not black and white, rather a state of mind consumed by adulthood.
And if you don't like the symbolic stuff, there's some pretty cool monsters.
Westlife: Coast to Coast (2000)
Yay!
This should be proof to all the skeptics out there that Westlife do really get along well and are good mates, no matter what the tabloids say. I loved this. I felt so sorry for them when they were tired and about to chuck a tantrum, but still they were so lovely to all the fans and kept their spirits up and it's good to see how lovely they are in real life. I wish I'd been on this tour with them.
The way they cut between b&w and colour was really interesting too, and made it seem a little bit more 'documentary', although it was a little Blair Witch at times, and the music was good, just for a listen while nothing else was happening. The performances were top rate.
Loved it. 10/10.
Office Space (1999)
Hilarious! *Spoilers*
This is one of THE funniest movies I've ever seen! There are so many great bits: The TPS reports, the "Just A Moment" lady, "Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays", Milton and his stapler, Joanna's flair, the hypnotherapist's hairpiece... and the list goes on.
Yes it does go on. There's also Laurence, Michael Bolton, ANY scene with Lumbergh in it, "I'm just not going to go any more", Brian the flair guy, "I get the feeling she's cheating on me", the guy selling magazine subscriptons...
In short, incredibly funny, quotable, f**king HILARIOUS movie. I give it fifty million out of ten.
See it. Then see it again.
Mr. Accident (2000)
Funny but stupid.
I know everyone said this movie was utter crap and I agree with them. I spent a few years after seeing it telling other people it was crap. I recommended they not see it. But when it came on TV, we saw the ad. I turned to family and said: "I know this is sad, but I'm thinking of watching it". My sister turned to me and said: "Yeah, me too." And you know what? It was funny.
By no means is this a good movie. It's absolutely a waste of time. But it's a good waste of time. You may still think it's crap and fair enough, but I thought it was a really funny slapstick comedy. I didn't like a couple of bits, like when the fish got hit by the car, but apart from that I thought it was good. I loved sitting there and picking out all the famous Australian faces: Flacco, Elle McFeast, Garry McDonald etc.
So, if you like to waste your time, watch this movie. Otherwise, see a drama or something.
Westlife: Where Dreams Come True (2001)
Awesome
I absolutely loved this. I thought they picked all the right songs and the dancing was really good. I loved the medley of old songs in the middle and I thought Bryan was hilarious. I also liked the fact that they did some songs that Kian and Nicky could actually sing in. I've watched it so many times I've lost count.
WESTLIFE RULES!