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Edges of Darkness (2008)
Edges of What the F***?
I AM EMBARRASSED THAT I RENTED THIS!
Here is the spoiler: this movie is already spoiled rotten and smells of hamster filth and elderberries. Zombies. Vampires. Cyborg computer chip. That's the plot, and whatever they made up for each scene. If this movie had a plot it would be a film. But it's a home movie that some how made it to a video rental place. Someone ate the script and defecated this into the actors mouths, and then, gave a retard Adobe After Effect to do the very "special" effects.
This tops my "Worst Movie Ever" award. I love zombie movies, even terrible ones. No amount of zombies can save this movie from my utter hatred of it. It has theater drop-out actors, home movie special effects, and an abyss of lack of plot or substance. This movie reeked of "I made this for the fun of making a movie" so the audience response is "I watched this as a form of sadomasochism."
This coming from someone who loves B-Movies, and will normally lend a nice comment to someone's home movie, this movie deserves the black chasm of filth. The amateur directors should go back to film school, the actors should go back to high school and take a few drama classes, and the special effects wizards are really..."special"... like the special bus.
I gave this a 1 star because even a fan of horror and zombies (like myself) hates it. I recommend forcing people you don't like watch it, and then enjoy their terrible response. If you need to break up with your girlfriend, watch this movie with them. If you want to test your mettle in some sick fashion... you get the drift.
Question... if you force terrorist to watch this, is it worse than water boarding? Just a thought.