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Midsommar (2019)
Not For Anybody
This movie was horrible!! I LOVE horror movies but this wasn't horror! It was made just to try and shock you at each turn. It didn't shock, it just grosses you out at some points and then you being to laugh at how absurd and stupid this movie really is! I thought the The Wicker Man was bad but this was waaaaaaaay worse! 2 1/2 hours I have lost of my life. 😢😢
The Crew (1994)
Don't bother!!!!
The description of the movie makes it sound like it is going to be good. About three minutes into it, you realize that the person who wrote it must have been watching something else. I have seen bad movies in my time, but this is the cherry on top. I would like to write about the plot, however, there isn't one! But I will try.
***No Spoilers Here*** There is nothing to spoil.
Plot: People on a boat that don't like each other very much are out "joy" riding. They pick up a couple of people whose boat is on fire. One is Jeremy Sisto (Tim). He has boobs because he is a transvestite, I think, and all he does is have arguments with his boyfriend over the phone. The other characters don't really do anything but have lines to say. Even Viggo Mortensen can't get me interested. Something might happen in the end (I highly doubt it) but I didn't watch long enough to find out.
If I had known this was an independent film I would not have bothered. I have watched many independent films and I can't think of one I ever liked so I stopped watching them.
Please don't waste your time! A root canal is less painful!!