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Rocketman (2019)
Major Let Down, if you love Elton John do not watch this.
This self-indulged combination of rainbow rights and horrible music. Elton ruined his greater than the rest by this ridiculous farce of his life and how the world was all against him. Their are real people with real problems that actually help save lives and help humanity. In two hours this knighted chump went from a star to just a whiny beach ball. Knighted you have to be kidding me, he should pay all of us who paid money for his albums for the last 40 years and apologies to the British military members who not knighted for their real heroism. What a shame this load of excrement is Elton's Johns final legacy for me. Goodbye yellow brick road.
Clown Motel: Spirits Arise (2019)
Horrible
The person who put a 10 on this knew too many specific dames especially the director so I assume this was given by the director. This movie really had nothing except the standard liberal arts degree from a community college. I could have give it a 2 if it would have at least had nudity but the closest you will get is a cooked ham with a hole in it. "OH SPOILER"
The Conners: Tangled Up in Blue (2018)
Not missing a beat my rear.
Roseanne Barr was 70% of the show and this is a weird cross between out of character Big Bang Theory with a cross with California politics. This is a very sad day when politics push the artistic styling of any artist. This show is a sorry state of things in the USA, if Roseanne was a super liberal and she said what all the liberal actors say about Trump they would have cheered for her.
Atlantic Rim (2013)
My sadness
I am one of those types of people who like to watch bad D movies for the horrible funniness of it all but this one had nothing. I was saddened to see Grahm Green in such a terrible file, his expression through showed how bad it was and how he wished he had not accepted. Unlike Sharknado which was so bad it was good could not live up to the so bad it's good genre. The 10 ratings were the people on the hook for this mess and should be removed. Those are the kind of ratings that make IMDb less reliable and they should take more care or at least an algorithm of 5% high and 5% low to delete out of the final score. Other than that this is not worth blocking up a pool table with the DVD.
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
Almost an Action Chick Flick
There are reviewers that completely did not get it. This was more than an action movie which apparently some of these people wanted or like others wanting to laugh. Well this was not a comedy and when they mix too much comedy into it you get George Clooney as Batmsn. This was a well scripted and plotted story with great interactions with characters and maybe a little too much Hawkman back story but the squeaky wheel does still get the grease in Hollywod though it may just needed to grease him like Loki. I like the fact that they took it a bit dark and showed the weakness of humanity and sometimes your Heros and Gods fail to live up to your expectations. The only true Hero lays in the hearts of peaceful humanity. This movie had everything a mature person would love and they have been gearing these films More to a crowd who have imaginations and like a good ride. Age of Ultron should not disappoint and if it has you really need to open your mind and absorb the character building and plots if you choose to continue to watch these franchises and TV adaptations or you will truly become lost as did Ultron. Just don't let it destroy you with your hating.
1313: Bigfoot Island (2012)
Ouch!! This movie is Bad!!!!
First thing is there is are some great scenic shots and locations, OK that is over. This movie has ridiculously extended walking, hiking and jogging scenes with youthful men and boys with their shirts off. One particular scene has a pale youth showering with the the cameraman scanning pelvic to head for two minutes. There was really no decent plot and the acting was horrible. "The Monster" I think they went down the party shop and rented the cheesiest gorilla monster costume they could find or just got stuck with whatever they had. To try and make up for the costume you got to see a lot of sun shots and effects to kill the HD quality. At one point you could even see the man through the eye holes. OMG I watched the hole thing thinking something might be decent, it was not. This was just short of soft Gay porn.
Bob's Burgers (2011)
Oh boy this is bad
As a long time fan of The Simpsons, Family Guy and Animation Domination I have to say, "Bobs Burgers is just horrible". I have read the reviews of the others who say this is fresh and brilliant but fortunately it will only take one viewing to realize it's a boring waste of time. I thought I would give it another chance but during tonight's episode (02-20-11) I found myself drifting off and having a conversation with my girl about her feelings. Thank god for commercials or I might have had to change the channel. I enjoyed (King of the Hill), I enjoyed (Futurama) but this show seems desperate and unimaginative. The "protect the cow" episode, done on South Park, The Simpsons and who knows what else. The characters are not very likable and much too slow moving for an animated show. Please Fox, remove this mess and if you can't come up with something better than at least give a past success another chance like you did for Family Guy..
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Not just once
As with many of Quentin's movies this is not a movie you can just watch once. I remember watching Pulp Fiction and I was totally lost most of the time. I thought it was horrible, but years later I watched it again and then again and I finally got it. I went prepared for Inglorious Basterds to pay attention and not loose sight of the fact that normally every line and every scene has importance not just for the moment but further into the plot. Don't be fooled by a scene you may think is slow or boring because they all have importance. He was able to catch many emotions each to there extreme, anger, sadness, joy, horror and many sprouts of those. While I would agree that some portions were a bit slow the cinematography well made up for those areas and you were always interested in the action, non-action or just the surroundings. I have already planned to see it again for I know no matter how much I tried to absorb there is much I had missed. Don't miss this movie but do keep in mind it does have extreme graphic violence. (Not for families)