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Trainwreck (2015)
Enjoyed first half, but at the end, feel like 2hrs wasted
For the first half, it feels like a light comedy, not funny, but it is OK
Like any movie, they try to add in more twist, that is when it started to fail.
A unattractive woman, annoying personality, screws almost every male she can find, somehow got a star young doctor fall in love with her...
And the guy just won't give up until she finally decided to be with him.
Wow, this must be a dream for all the ugly women.
Unless you are a woman like that, don't waste your time
A Good Man (2014)
Seagal has become a fat old fart with a potty mouth
I used to love Seagal's movie, his fighting style, even over the years, he is getting old, his movie is getting old, but it is OK, I still enjoyed it.
But, this movie is killing me....throughout the movie, the most said line by Seagal is mother...er,
the fight scene is joke, other actors has to get in the position and pause so Seagal can do his move... They probably got his sword from a dollar store judge by its look. The most expense on the equipment could well be the remote airplane they called drone in the movie.
And the actors, omg, if I didn't know, and I didn't start from the beginning, I would thought it was a low budget porn movie without the porn.
What can I say?
You are warned.
Dim Sum Funeral (2008)
so dramatic, so not Chinese, so awful
I guess whoever made this movie wanted something like Chinese version "Two Weeks" but with more twist, more dramatic, and they so did that, terribly!
From the beginning, all the family members hated their mother so much, dislike each other so much, and as the days goes by, they start to learn to celebrate life? why? because the memory from the childhood? but what made them hated their mother, stopped talking to each other? isn't that the same childhood? As the story plays along, instead of revealing the reason why they become so bitter, the big twist kicks in, even though nothing above was ever explained, the twist made me understood why they hate their mother so much, but strangely, all of the sudden, instead hating her like I felt, they all start loving their mother,loving each others, then everyone start happily eating funeral Dim Sim. Is this a joke?
Overall, the story line is awful, I would give it a 0 if I could, the only reason I gave it a 2 is that some of the actors are decent(not Bai Ling, she does not how to act at all in this film)
Oh, another funny thing is, when the mother went to Hongkong, it said that she was 16, which is in 1960s, so she will be 63 the most by 2008, then the age of all the roles can't add up, so they got a 81 yrs old to play the mother role, wired huh? or is this a movie about future?