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Cui hua kuang mo (1993)
Do they get better?
In a strange coincidence, I was also up at 2 AM when I caught this movie. In fact, I just finished it, and was so excited about, I had to get right on here and leave my comments. I, on the other hand, found this movie great! Undefeatable had Don Niam in his first and only starring role, and let me tell you, his eyes and hair took control of his character, and they left with me memories that I shall charish forever. Every line in this film was spoken in a very unique way. And on a final note, I shall now use this movie as undeniable proof that everyone knows kung fu.
American Playhouse: Overdrawn at the Memory Bank (1983)
WOW!
This movie made one of the best Mystery Science Theater 3000 episodes. It is simply first class cinema. With no apparent budget, they took this movie and RAN. I loved it. Raul Julia is a stunning actor, with such great films under his belt like this, and Street Fighter. Just imagine what else he could have brought us had he not met such an untimely end.
Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
YO HO!
A-Hoy! This film had an excellent depiction of pirates. Tim Curry should have won an Oscar for his dead on performance as the second best pirate in history. Second to me, of course. Professional Pirate is also one of the best songs ever written and recorded, I suggest you listen to it daily, as I do. If you don't agree, I have a black spot with your name on it. -=Capt. Scholten=-
Secret Agent 00 Soul (1990)
Secret Agent OO Suck (ZING!)
This is the worst comedy ever made. I was pushed to write this review after seeing an article at IGN.com about SNL movies where they said that The Ladies Man has been the worst SNL movie made, and possibly the worst comedy ever made. I disagreed, and it is obvious that they have never seen Secret Agent OO Soul. When I first learned of this movie, I thought to my self, "There is no way I can lose." So I bought it, and guess what. I lost. Most of the "jokes" involve Bill Dee somehow tripping or just plain falling over things. It's so bad, this is all I have to say. Oh, and you have received the black spot. YARRRRRRR!