I rated this movie not based on its quality, but its entertainment value. (Hey, that's how I rate all movies!) There are so many awesome points to this movie, I don't know where to begin.
There are ostentatious amounts of filler in this movie. Noticeably long filler. One of my favorites is what I've come to know as the "sock puppet cam," which is presumably a POV shot from one of the penis-shaped sock puppet monsters. Another great filler scene is the "van-driving" scene at the beginning of the movie. Not only do we get to see an 80s metal van driving for five minutes, we get treated to some horrible synth pop that consists of a guy talking over synth bass.
Eventually the van stops at a farmhouse, and we learn that this a trans-dimensional van that defies the laws of physics, because apparently they were carrying 9 people, instruments, luggage, and 80s metal clothing in a standard-sized van. Here we meet all of the main characters, which include a 300 pound beefcake named Jon Mikl Thor, a drummer whose fake British/Aussie accent is laughable (and later on we find out that this guy's American accent is just as bad as his British accent), and a slew of very ugly 80s girlfriends complete with gigantic hair. Thor proceeds to explain the reason they are there, as if the band were randomly driving around the Canadian countryside, having absolutely no idea where they were going or why.
The rehearsal scenes are pure gold, and so poorly dubbed that at times it appears as if the drummer is playing an entirely different song. Also, apparently getting into full 80s onslaught mode (with mirror-finished Blu Blockers, makeup, and glittery silver unbuttoned shirt) is paramount for a successful rehearsal. Thor's guitar player easily outdoes Jimi Hendrix, because most of the music has two or even three audible guitar parts, but this guy manages to pull it off with one (!) guitar, and often without even having his fingers on the right notes or strumming to the rhythm of the song.
The "killing" scenes are painful to watch. The special effects ranged from "horrendous" to "unwatchable". For whatever reason, NO ONE ran from any of the monsters, but I could understand that, because if some guy in a Halloween mask attacked me, I would stand there in questioning puzzlement as well.
This is just the tip of the iceberg. There is way too much to explain here, so I recommend picking up a copy of the movie on DVD and experiencing it for yourself :-) Also, make sure to watch the DVD with the original audio, because the voices sound horrible and muffled in the 5.1 surround audio.
Also, check out the special features on the DVD. The mini-documentary is hilarious. Thor serious believes that he is a great film maker and that his music is great. The clip from the Merv Griffin show is priceless. Merv introduces Thor amid applause, and Thor runs out on stage in full Herculean gladiator garb, singing off key the whole way. The applause dies, and everyone gives Thor their "WTF" look, including the band. Also, the best quote from the documentary was (speaking of his sex scene) "Especially for a guy like me, with Thor's hammer, it all comes very natural." The interview ends like a train wreck, with poor Thor nervously rambling about his future projects and desperately trying to reinforce his illusion of self-importance.
If I haven't convinced you to see this movie yet
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