the_bichu Reviews

Head-On (2004)

Fantastic Movie

[8/10 · 21 November 2011]

After a long time i have this type of movie, which didn't made me bore. the actress Sibel Kekilli has done a great job and justice to her character.

Although i had difficulty to watch this movie due to language as i have to read subtitles of English, but i am glad i understand and enjoyed the movie.

May be no one agree with me but if the end would be a different then i would have rated this movie 10, understand sh sacrifices her love/husband for her baby but still there can be a different end. overall the movie was fabulous and i enjoyed it a lot.

Sibel Kekilli really got a great face and cute expressions and body, looking forward to watch her more movies.

I also loved the dancing in this movie. Everyone has done a good job and made a perfect movie.

The Virginity Hit (2010)

Waste of time

[1/10 · 8 March 2011]

I tried to find interest in this movie but this is the most boring, idiotic and uninteresting movie i ever watched.

I didn't got what they are trying to do, it was so disturbing and finally after 20-30 minutes i turned it off.

All character in this movie were okay they acted well, Nicole was pretty and matt's look was innocent but the story was so awful and tooooooo slow. thats why i recommend people to skip this movie and don't waste you time as its precious.

If this movie is the last choice still don't watch it instead of watching this movie hangout with friends.

Clash of the Titans (2010)

Waste of time

[1/10 · 7 May 2010]

This movie is nothing but a waste of time, All the time i was wondering how can peoples fight against GOD and even kill God's forces.hehehehehe i was feeling very sorry for the director of this movie.

I don't understand how this movie was on 1st number last week. I don't think this movie should even qualify for top 10 and they made it # 1. This movie is so un-realistic that no one can enjoy it.

The team should have worked hard and instead of GOD peoples should have fought with some other powers so this movie can be digested a little bit but this movie is just a waste of time.

I actually think that they have feeling that man can fight with GOD which is totally not possible. on top it GOD have different kind of killer animals to rule the man kind. so idiotic. We understand its just a movie but topic should be close to reality instead of bluffing.

Repo Men (2010)

Good movie

[7/10 · 4 May 2010]

This movie was very good and i actually enjoyed watching it. its kinda new topic and i just liked it a lot. It would be better if movie has more light in it as watching in dark is very difficult and sometime you never understand what just happened and because of this sometimes i stopped the movie and give rest to my eyes other than that the movie was very good and good time pass.

I liked this movie and 2 weeks back this movie was on top 4 and the decision was right. After a long time i watched movie in 1 go and this movie doesn't let me move from the seat until its finished.

All actors performed very well and did justice with their character.

Thanks.

Sublime (2007 Video)

Waste of time...

[1/10 · 9 August 2009]

I have watched this movie and I think i wasted my precious time of life by watching this movie actually this movie is for intellactual peoples or for doctors as it was very very hard to understand what is going on in this movie. I didn't find any interesting thing in it and just asked my self why you watched this movie.

I highly recommend not to watch this movie if you are not a doctor or intellactual..I feel story writer or director should explain their viewers about this movie before so they can understand and enjoy it. but unfortunately even good looking actors doesn't made this movie to be digested.

The Condemned (2007)

The Game is ON !!!

[10/10 · 7 June 2009]

This movie is one of the best action / brutal movie I have seen till date....all actors done very nice job and gave their best.

Jack Conrad (Steve Austin) is awaiting the death penalty in a corrupt Central American prison. He is and 9 other criminals/murderers "purchased" by a wealthy television producer and taken to a desolate island where they must fight to the death against each other condemned killers from all corners of the world, with freedom going to the sole survivor.

This movie is not for kids in my opinion as this movie has a lot of violence which is not easy to bare for a child/kid.

But must watch this movie, I loved it.

Bled (2009)

This movie is crap but Sarah Farooqi is awesome!!!,

[4/10 · 3 April 2009]

simply i just watched this movie just because of Sarah & am also giving these 4 stars just because of her,on the other side This movie was easily one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Theacting was horrible. The script was uninspired. This was a movie that kept contradicting itself. The film was sloppy and unoriginal. its not like I was expecting a good film. Just something to give me a jump or two. This did not even do that.

he worst thing is that, the more I think about the overall plot, the less sense it actually makes and the more holes we keep finding. A real shame really, as I'm fairly sure that there was a good idea lurking in there somewhere...

I'm perhaps being a bit harsh giving the film a 4/10 but given the actors involved and again SARA obvious writing talent, this film really should have delivered far more.

This movie is just crap, I cant put it differently. Since the very beginning one knows is going to be crap.

The story, dialogue, acting, special effects, make-up, pretty much EVERYTHING sucks. I like vampire movies and I know they will never be Oscar winning movies but this one is not even worth seeing, I can't believe how somebody produced this thing.

It's not even about vampires, it's more about a dream/reality experience. The development of the movie is incoherent, the motivation of the characters is... Doesn't exist, everything seems like a big joke. Maybe that's what they tried to do, but I sincerely doubt it. I wish I knew what they tried to pull but it just backfired, it's definitely one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life (and I've seen many bad movies, but nothing compared to this) Please, make yourselves a favor and do NOT watch this.

P.S. It's also full of clichés! P.S. 2 Bad Script, Bad directing, Bad cinematography. P.S. 3 I bothered commenting on this as a favor to everyone.