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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
Completion of the best trilogy ever???
Well this is a truly great film and in my opinion does complete the best trilogy ever, I am a big fan of the star wars trilogy but believe that the new ones (episode 1&2) have ruined the great first ones (4,5&6) and now i think that the LOTR trilogy is slightly better. The 3 films are the best adaptation of the book you could expect to see in a film but I'm still a little disappointed that the book could not be followed more closely (e.g. Tom Bombadil). Having said that this final film The Return of The King does follow the book closer than the other two and i think this makes this a truly great work. This film has a spellbinding storyline which grabs you and draws you into the world of middle earth, along with this comes plenty of action with outstanding panoramic fight scenes showing whole battle fields of thousands of fighters which all combine to make this one of the years best films. An emmense work.
Cube (1997)
If one word could sum it up it would be 'disgraceful'
This truly is a terrible terrible film which consists of no plot, storyline or interest for anyone with an IQ above 3. If I was forced to either watch this film or bite off one of my fingers and eat it I would certainly choose the latter because:-
(i) It would be less painful and quicker than watching utter trash for 2 hours
(ii) The ending would actually have a point(e.g. I lost a finger) I know this is not the best point ever made but it's a lot better than any point that the film makes.
(iii) There would actually be a plot-something would actually happen.
Actually when I think about it I would probably rather chop my arms and legs off with a wooden spoon then watch the cube again.
My hatred for this film stems from the fact that cube has no beginning or end just random stuff in the middle that has no point or relevance to anything else in the so-called film. As for people who say it's original and innovative to have no beginning or end-HA you have all been fooled the writer of the shambles called cube just fooled you into thinking this when really he just simply could not think of one. I also think the rating system needs to have a zero rating because I don't think a one star does this film justice.
The actual summary of the cube-biggest waste of my time ever.