If you think about the concept of this movie, it is impossible to make an interesting movie . God tells Noah to build Ark, then there will be a flood. How do you make a movie about that?
There are really only 4 people who have any screen time. Noah, his wife, Shem, and Shem's wife. There are long sequences where Noah is brooding or dreaming and no one is talking. Plus Noah himself is a miserable unlikeable character. The Anthony Hopkins character just pops in and out. The main baddie is a cartoony who you really don't care about.
So you are watching this boring movie about Noah and ancient times, supposedly rooted in reality, then Tree Ents from Lord of the Rings show up in Rock Costumes and protect Noah and his family while they build the ark in the background. Finally the main baddie shows up with humanity to bum rush the Ark and the Rock monsters fight them off until the main baddie appears with a bazooka like device??? In 4000bc? The baddie "shoots" the rock monsters, then God brings them to heaven? What the heck is happening?
Finally the earth is flooded , and the story focuses on the ark floating around. The inside of the ark looks like stage set piece of every dark interior you have seen in every movie. Noah thinks that God wants all of humanity dead, including he and his family, so he announces that he will kill any future female baby so that humanity will end with them. Of course, Shem's wife has 2 girls and more boring predictable drama ensues.
Did I mention how bad the acting is? No one is believable. When Jennifer Connelly is crying, I was waiting for the director to yell "cut". You care about no one in this movie.
The only sequence I actually liked was the watchers vs people rushing the ark. It was a cool action sequence lifted from LOTR 2 towers.
Religious folks won't get anything from this, atheists will laugh at this, and the general movie goers will fall asleep.
Avoid.
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