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Ferrari (2023)
Painful and boring to watch just like Gucci
It's tough to watch Adam Driver struggle through another Italian fake accent. I can't figure out if they decided on faking Italian accents or if it's just English it varies between English and fake Italian accents they do not pull off. It's another horrible Gucci revisit, which was another fail.
It's also a very, very slow plot, which gets pretty lost. There's really nothing exciting about the movie or makes me feel like I'm experiencing Ferrari.
It's sad they made us sit through another Adam driver movie. All the supporting actors as well, did not make the cut. They really could've done something with this movie and did not.
Are there no more Italian Americans? This movie was so poorly cast. I would've rather have seen nobody's than these Hollywood names.
Matt Rife: Natural Selection (2023)
Not even funny. Epic fail.
This has to be the worst stand-up "comedian" I've seen. Besides all the recent news about his poor taste in subjects, he's really just not funny. It's a tough watch to get through. He definitely thinks he's great but that's about it
I wouldn't waste time watching him, unless it's just to see him, fail on stage with his extremely vein sense of himself.
All of the recent backlash at this dude is a very accurate. Again, he's just not that funny! It's so painful too because of how amazing he thinks he is and how attractive he thinks he is. It's all just not there.
Save your time, there's tons of other stand up to watch. This guy went down in flames and won't be around long.
Meg 2: The Trench (2023)
Nearly unwatchable
The first one was decent, but this one is super lame. With the unnecessary fast speaking Chinese and subtitles., it really puts you to sleep. It's even more unrealistic in the first one. I mean I get it. It's Jason Statham playing Jason Statham, playing Jason Statham, playing Jason Statham.
I was surprised at how unrealistic this was they didn't even try to make it seem real. The CGI was done poorly too. I gotta admit that Chinese was just horrible to watch or to listen to. There really wasn't a need. It could've been just English and gone a lot smoother and not put me to sleep.
Good luck to all who watch. Or don't.
Gran Turismo (2023)
Total fail
It's so scripted and a cheesy movie. Is this what movies are these days? It's so predictable, some of the worst acting by this crew of actors.
I must say it was really disappointing. Save your time and don't watch it or be prepared to turn it off less than halfway through.
The acting was unbearable, but it was really just a junk movie and a lousy script that the actors could not pull off to make it even remotely believable.
This movie is definitely a hard pass, and in the past. I was hoping for more, but it is what it is and what it is, is no good. Total fail. I hate even writing this many words. It's a waste of time.
The Morning Show (2019)
Barf. Egos gone mad.
Initially, a good show turned into garbage. Unbelievable these peoples egos and God syndrome. It's kind of disgusting how they plug in all the jargon in popular words that are happening. These people think they're indispensable. It's really turned in the garbage. Probably the most gross show I've seen. I can't believe that these people think they're so important. Funny how the money goes to their head. Egos gone mad. It's really just a bunch of crap. Disappointing show. Like they think they're so important. America can't go on without them. They're really just trashy people. Money can't buy class.
Heart of Stone (2023)
Bad acting, weak plot
Another meaningless action movie. After watching it I really didn't know what I just watched. Gal is very plastic. In most of it, just looks like she's acting. Not really even that great of special effects which could've been less.
If you just want to watch Gal in action with no plot then you might enjoy it. While I like many of the actors in this movie, it just didn't add up. Just action, karate chops, fire guns, international plot. Just weak overall with nothing new to see.
Save your time or watch it while you fall asleep because he will like I did. I tried to watch it again, but still couldn't get through it.
Extraction 2 (2023)
More meaningless action
Very similar to the other one I'm not totally sure what's going on most of the time there's lots of guns and explosions and that's about it. The plot is pretty weak. It's just Chris Hemsworth saving the day.
Overall very unimpressed with the movie unless all you want to hear our guns and explosions and see Chris. If you like me and listen ration for acting, this is the movie for you.
I thought the first one was pretty boring, but this one is even more so. Potentially good to have on while you're doing other things. Or you can skip this movie and be just fine. Meaningless action impossible action. Gunfire and explosions. I did not enjoy.
Otter Dynasty (WT) (2023)
Painful narration
This has potential to be good but the narration it's just horrible. I can't understand why they would do this. The voices are horrible and so is the narration. I was genuinely interested in the content about the otters, but this narrators are just the worst.
This has potential to be good but the narration it's just horrible. I can't understand why they would do this. The voices are horrible and so is the narration. I was genuinely interested in the content about the otters, but this narrators are just the worst.
I was genuinely interested in this contact, but they really should've thought more about how they put this out.
2000 Mules (2022)
Absolute Garbage. Fake news 100%.
I mean what is this? This proves nothing. The "documentary" goes down the rabbit hole. No facts. No real data. They try to lay up but fail epically. It would be funny if this wasn't so serious. More fake news. Or really no news. This movie is feeding the race for a failing democracy. It's only rigged because Trump the Chump LOST. It's just Trumpism. Let's move on. Trump lost. He's a criminal and a loser. This is way too many words for a garbage fake news movie but they are making me write this many words so I can express the disappointment in this movie and any validity it does not contain. It wasn't rigged!!
Machine Gun Kelly's Life in Pink (2022)
Lame documentary on a depressing less than artist
Nothing exciting except to hear how depressing he is and how bad his music is. Also way too long! Might have been digestible if it was 1/3 of the length. Crazy this was made but also that his music is popular. There's nothin rock about this guy.
Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)
Garbage. 10 thumbs down.
Why the high ratings? Poor acting and actors. Sorry Indiana Jones! Everything everywhere all the time was horrible about this movie. Waste of time. These ratings are absurd!
The Longest Week (2014)
Come on guys, great flick!
Quite clever. Intelligent. Funny! Much better than its ratings.
Late Night (2019)
Way better than it's rating
Sharp. Highlarious.. Heartfelt. Superbly done. Great comedy. Surprised how much I liked this movie. Emma Thompson is brilliant. You have to love her.