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Verotika (2019)
One of the worst movies i have ever seen
The title says it all. This was atrocious. The acting, the special fx,the story...this is another level of terrible.
Sex (2003)
This was so bad....so Incredibly bad
This is by far the worst movie I have ever seen. It makes the Howling 7 seem like The Godfather. It is a very pretentious movie that does not fascinate one second. Its a dark (as in no light) movie which makes it hard to see what happens. Not that you miss a lot since the whole movie is people sitting around a table talking about sex. The special effects are painfully bad, to the point that the 86 minutes that this movie lasts seems to last a lifetime. I have this weird thing were I have to finish every movie I start, but it took me a lot of determination to finish this. It is basically a few people sitting around a table and discussing perversions of sex. The time is supposed to be after a nuclear war and they are in a bunker. What we see is a woman who was a man sleep with a guy that turns out to be her father, a perverse long haired guy getting urinated on by a woman and a guy selling his girlfriend for drugs inside the bunker. This movie will make you angry..angry that you wasted 86 minutes that you will never win back on it. Avoid this movie at all costs.
Beyond Re-Animator (2003)
Great Movie
I am a big fan of horror movies and actually made a mistake when I bought this movie second hand. I didn't check the title that well and was convinced I was buying the original. My disappointed was gone very soon. I admit that the acting is horrendous but strangely this just gives the movie more of it's charm. Elsa Pataky is stunning in her role and the gore in this movie is just so over the top it makes you smile while watching horrible things happen to people. All in all without spoiling anything I can encourage everyone to watch this movie. This could become a genuine cult classic. I agree that this term is used way to much, but if you liked Braindead by Peter Jackson you will adore this movie. What I kept wondering is how they got up with the scene when the credits are rolling...that was just amazingly funny stuff.