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300 (2006)
Epic? Heh
I was hearing a lot of people saying that this was epic, so I decided to rent it from Blockbuster. It wasn't epic. I saw no real good qualities other than the 30 million spent in special effects and actors, honestly, all I saw was a sub decent flick with blood and a few decapitations, and a wall of bodies and stone. I know everyone is going to try to make my comment seem crappy, but I honestly couldn't give a crap, as this movie isn't worth the rent. Sorry, I may like my action movies to have more action then just people killing each other, but that may just be me. The only redeeming quality this movie had was the fact that the beginning story got intriguing. The point where it stopped being good was the whole hero defies the authority and goes out even though it is against the law. After that the whole story was bland and predictable. And one thing I never got, what was with the giant hole in the ground?
Cloverfield (2008)
Spectacular
This movie was awesome, first off, it was played out really well, I've been following it since the teaser before Transformers, first big movie of '08, and it earned it.
We basically start out in Beth's apartment, the night after her and Rob slept with each other, and he convinces her to go to Coney Island with him, which is where the film cuts to the night of the party (as to say it started recording over it), and Jason is told to take testimonials by Lil, but he hands it to Hud, which has the camera from here till his demise.
He goes around getting testimonials, but stops at Morlena to chat on purpose, then a small cumbersome fight with Rob and Beth start after she gets there (about the night they slept together but no one knows about it till Hud blabs to the whole party). It's a little after this that the monster attacks and the 5 minute preview that was released occurs, after this is a forced evacuation where we see the demise of both the Brooklyn bridge and Jason occurs, and Rob, Hud, Lil and Morlena decide to go find Beth whom is in her apartment.
In the subway Morlena gets bit and they find a military place where they take Morlena away and she gets poked by them or something and grows big then explodes. After this they go to Beth's apartment and get her, and they go back to the military place and Lil is put on one helicopter and survives and Rob, Beth and Hud get put on another, which the monster attacks and brings down, a few moments after the crash they go to escape, but the monster looms over Hud and we see the monsters face fully, which is amazing, it then kills Hud, as after Beth grabs the camera, her and Rob hide under a bridge or something and Rob films the message and then they tell each other they love each other and then the military begins leveling NYC and then the camera cuts to Coney Island for the last few seconds of the movie.
All together it was a really good movie, see it if you haven't.
Mulan (1998)
I'll make a man out of you!
((SPOILERS))
Mulan is sort of a family movie. First off the Huns breach the great wall of China. Then when they send out the war scroll things, how Mulan is brave enough to take her fathers place and pretend to be a boy, that was brave of her. But the Matchmaker part was truly just hilarious!!!!!! The training is the most hilarious, when Mushu tells Mulan to do this and do that and he ends up starting a fight is just funny as hell. The "I'll make a man out of you" song is actually a really good part in the movie. The saddest part of the movie is the part where the general's helmet is found and the other is when they find out that "ping"/Mulan is a girl when she is wounded in battle. The part where the rest of the Huns snatch the Emperor and they hold him up and Mulan and the 3 others rescue him is a awesome part, the best part is when the leader of the Huns is blown up. The ending is the best though. The funniest line in the movie is "Would you like to stay forever?!".
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Dragon Ball Z: Super Saiya-jin da Son Gokû (1991)
10 stars
(Warning Spoilers)
this a great dragon ball z movie, lord slug comes to terra freeze earth and make it a satilite, this is an awesome movie and i recommend it for true dragon ball z fans
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Mission Hill (1999)
awesome
I have seen a lot of episodes of mission hill and this is a great cartoon and if you watch it a lot you will get into it, it's a great animation job. Thank you the people who invented adult swim. And thank you Cartoon Network.