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The Aviator (2004)
Should have been called The Sh*tiator
This was a terrible film, probably one of the worst to come out this year (although that's not saying a whole lot). I thought DiCaprio looked like a scared 10 year old boy pretending to be an obsessive compulsive retarded chimpanzee. I don't know what Scorcese was thinking...why did it have to be 3 f**king hours long!!! I wanted to vomit all over myself. The fact that he had to rely on cheap computer graphics made the whole film seem cheesy and fake. This only confirms my theory that Scorcese has outlived his glory days, and will spend the rest of his film-making days trying to make epic over-inflated, under inspired pictures that fall horribly short. Even as a fan of aviation I was not very interested in watching the movie because I was so disgusted. I thought the urine in the milk bottles was a bit funny though.
Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection (1990)
If you do not worship this movie, you do not deserve to live
Is this the best movie ever made? Probably. Certain people have described this and other films starring Billy Drago as "sleeper hits". Well let me tell you something - I was wide awake when I watched this one. While the action scenes are classic, the most memorable portion of this film is the dialog. Without saying a word, Billy Drago commands a presence so powerful that I almost hid behind my couch while watching him. General Taylor's blatant violation of military procedure reveals his hatred for the Columbian drug lords. This is evident in one of his greatest quotes from this film, "Why don't you....shut the f**k up!". Simply powerful dialog. To any who deny this film's greatness, I say you are a fool who deserves death as quickly as possible. I have watched this masterpiece over 180 times, and each time I find something new and beautiful hidden within its recesses.