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Survive (2022)
I barely survived ...
What a dump! Everything that could go wrong with this did happen.
What child wrote and directed this? These two mains had no connection at all! It's all make believe in the shallowest way... they are just 'stuck together' to fill a narrative.
All the injuries and frostbite are completely imagined and the Wolves!
Wolves do not attack humans! There have been between 2-6 attacks on humans in the USA since 1883 and 1 has been a rabid wolf and the other made up or a cornered wolf. Wolfs are afraid of human beings and just like this review of this movie, do everything to avoid contact with the source..
Plane (2023)
Saturday night popcorn stuff!
First off.
1) the Jet Plane cgi and green screen will give you flashbacks to every bad "plane" movie you can recall ; "snakes on a plane" , "con air" even the old 70's disaster airplane movies. SO BAD!
2) If weren't for Butler's great acting...
3) How the pilot landed ... never mind, not going to go into how impossible that landing was.
4) How the Butler found an outpost and fiddled around with some telephone wires and managed to call his daughter.. and then BROKE the phone in a fight with a bad guy.
5) How the JET PLANE took off from a tiny air strip: The minimum takeoff runway for a 700 series plane is about 5000 feet, or close to a mile.
6) why Butler didn't hook up with the hot filipino ...
Outlast (2023)
Alone Rip Off
This show is such a poor rip-off of 'naked and afraid' or 'ALONE'.
Such stereotypical people on the set, it's not really a show, it's a staged wilderness production. PASS.
I actually like a some of the actors but I'm so tired of, "Just because I'm a woman he thinks I can't survive"
or "She's fragile and hysterical at times"
I'm not sure why Netflix made an attempt with one of these wilderness shows an literally didn't show UP WITH any attempt to compete with other wilderness survival , reality TV shows.
This is my first review and I'm also confused why I have to fill the last 13 words ...