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Goodbye Pork Pie (1980)
Kiwi Classic
Timeless, still entertaining in 2009. Could we get a remake, say with the new (BMW)Mini. Let's see how well this vehicle can be shared with everyone across the country. Tourism NZ should be consulted, so we will see a bit more about this beautiful part of our planet. Or simply turn it into a wacky chase from North to South on different modes of transport. Include scenes that spoof on other famous Kiwi Movies, e.g. include the house from "Scarfies" in Dunedin or instead of the Wizard in Christchurch show Hayley Westenra busking in the Mall. While standing in front of the TV Tower in Auckland let a Tom Cruise Look-a-Like buzz down on the Bungy rope (if not himself...). Directors of New Zealand: Get creative for your country ! The world is waiting for a new Kiwi Classic.
Scarfies (1999)
Sorry, Kiwis...
Guess what... The so called NZ Masterpiece has landed on the 2A$ table at Sam's Warehouse in Australia. Outch ! Request from "Gawkertours": Does anyone know the address of the house ? Surely, is this Dunedin reality ? A derelict place is burning electricity without anyone noticing. A town is switching to "Nuked-by-Neutron-Bomb" status, just because of a Rugby Grand Final. Squatters becoming rich from nowhere without the neighbours dobbing them in to police. Yes, Police. Apart from the Station sign not a single representation of the Force during this flick. The World ends - everybody is racing to NZ as they will not have noticed it...