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The Equalizer 3 (2023)
A Cinematic Cocktail of Stylish Action and Unyielding Charisma!
Following the disappointingly lackluster sequel that notably marked the first time Denzel ever agreed to a sequel, "The Equalizer 3" remarkably surpasses expectations - though admittedly, I had set the bar fairly low. But any reservations were dispelled early on, as the movie plunged straight into its visceral, stylish action that sees Denzel masterfully blending the vibes of John Wick, Liam Neeson's unyielding avenger in "Taken", and his own enigmatic survivor from "The Book of Eli".
Age seems like just a number when it comes to Denzel. As he inches closer to 70, there's no slowing down. The film cleverly incorporates his age into his character, offering action sequences that lean more on intelligent combat rather than sheer brute strength and stamina akin to Rocky or John Wick. There's an elegance in how he maneuvers, outthinking and outmaneuvering adversaries in ways that leave you awestruck.
I absolutely loved witnessing the reunion of Denzel and Dakota Fanning, their electric dynamic echoing reminiscently of "Man On Fire". Their chemistry is undeniably magnetic, and adds layers of depth to the already charged narrative.
One of the movie's masterstrokes is its unyielding focus on the sheer prowess of Denzel's character. He remains ever the cool, unshakeable force of nature, perpetually ten steps ahead of everyone, leaving both foes and audience in anticipation of his next move.
While some might dismiss it as yet another action-filled extravaganza, for me, "The Equalizer 3" was the epitome of action cinema artistry. A mixture of raw, over-the-top action, the evergreen charm of Denzel, and a touch of Italian style made it the ultimate cinematic cocktail. It's a whirlwind of entertainment, action, and thrill - and I found myself completely immersed and gratified.
In short, "The Equalizer 3" delivers in spades. For fans of Denzel and the action genre, it's a treat that shouldn't be missed.
Gran Turismo (2023)
A thrilling and entertaining ride
Neil Blomkamp, a name synonymous with the sci-fi realm, has taken an audacious leap into the world of high-octane racing with "Gran Turismo." The transition from interstellar exploration to revving engines might seem vast, but Blomkamp's ability to ground fantastical elements in palpable reality serves him well here.
The film boasts an impressive ensemble: Orlando Bloom, David Harbour, and Djimon Hounsou. While these are undoubtedly household names, it is Archie Madekwe, the fresh face amidst the veterans, who emerges as the unexpected show-stealer. His portrayal is both raw and nuanced, showing promise of a burgeoning talent ready to take Hollywood by storm.
However, the movie stumbles with Orlando Bloom's performance. Despite his usually reliable prowess as an actor, Bloom disappoints with an over-the-top portrayal rife with caricature-like line deliveries. His character, which plays a significant role across all three acts, feels unfortunately two-dimensional, lacking the depth and complexity one might expect from such a pivotal figure in the narrative.
Setting expectations at bay, I approached this movie hoping for something divergent from the typical racing tropes, and "Gran Turismo" largely delivers. Its primary flaw, besides Bloom's lackluster performance, lies in its initial pacing. The first act ambles, often feeling more like an extended prologue than an integral part of the narrative. By trimming this section, the film could've ushered viewers more quickly into the crux of its story.
Madekwe and Harbour's on-screen camaraderie is a standout. Their rapport is palpable, weaving a subplot of mentorship, rivalry, and shared passion. This interpersonal drama ensures the film is more than just about cars-it's about the drivers behind the wheel and the relationships forged in the furnace of competition.
When it comes to the race sequences, Blomkamp is in his element. There's a visceral realism to every drift and overtake. Integrating visual elements from the famed PlayStation simulator, he crafts racing scenes that aren't just spectacles, but narrative tools. This unique visual blend, a convergence of gaming and cinema, can likely be attributed to Blomkamp's background in marrying practicality with the fantastic in his sci-fi epics.
The film's soundscape deserves a nod too. The roar of engines, the screech of tires, and the ambient sounds of racing arenas envelop the viewer, creating an immersive experience.
In summary, while "Gran Turismo" has its flaws, particularly in Bloom's portrayal, it remains a notable experiment by Neil Blomkamp. With exhilarating race sequences, a breakthrough performance by Madekwe, and a unique visual style, "Gran Turismo" is a cinematic ride worth embarking on for fans of racing and drama alike.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023)
TMNT done right
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have held a special place in our cultural lexicon for decades, offering different interpretations across TV shows, movies, and games. However, the newest animated entry, "Mutant Mayhem," feels like the quintessential TMNT product we've all been waiting for.
From the opening scenes, the film establishes a vivid and kinetic world, strongly reminiscent of Sony's groundbreaking 'Spiderverse' animations. This vibrant, almost psychedelic animation style not only breathes fresh life into our beloved turtles but also allows for dynamic, edge-of-your-seat action sequences.
But the visuals, as breathtaking as they are, would be incomplete without the right voices to bring these characters to life. The star-studded cast of Ice Cube, Jackie Chan, Seth Rogen, and more is nothing short of spectacular. Their performances, brimming with charm, depth, and impeccable comedic timing, add layers to the iconic characters we thought we knew. Their delivery effortlessly bridges the gap between humor for kids and winks to the adults in the room, making it a family movie in the truest sense of the term.
That said, no film is without its critiques. Some purists may argue that "Mutant Mayhem" leans too heavily into style, at times overlooking substance. Its narrative, though filled with heart-pounding moments, might come off as a tad simplistic to a more discerning audience. Additionally, there's a risk that its more wholesome, kid-friendly tone might not resonate with fans who grew up with grittier iterations of the TMNT universe.
However, these are minor gripes in the grand scheme. At its core, "Mutant Mayhem" captures the essence and soul of what a TMNT movie should be: an exhilarating ride filled with humor, heart, and heroes in a half shell. Whether you're a lifelong fan or new to the franchise, this film offers a fresh, modern take while still respecting its roots.
In conclusion, there's something innately special about experiencing a film in the communal ambiance of a cinema. "Mutant Mayhem" is one such film that deserves that collective gasp, laugh, and applause. If you're seeking pure, unadulterated fun with a healthy dose of nostalgia, this is a must-watch on the big screen. Cowabunga!
Oppenheimer (2023)
This is cinema
"Oppenheimer," Christopher Nolan's latest film delving into the creation of the atom bomb, is without a doubt his most exceptional work in years. With a cast including Cillian Murphy, Robert Downey Jr., Matt Damon, and more, the film does not simply tread well-known historical territory; it elevates it to a realm of emotional intensity and moral complexity.
The cinematography is nothing short of astounding, capturing the era's somber tone and the urgency of the scientific pursuit. Paired with a fantastic score and impactful sound design, the audio-visual experience feels immersive and authentically represents the seriousness of the subject matter.
However, where "Oppenheimer" truly shines is in its character portrayals, especially the emotionally charged and realistically strong hero-villain arc. This is seen in the sublime performances of RDJ and Cillian Murphy, who artfully paint a relationship reminiscent of Salieri and Mozart in "Amadeus." Their portrayal breathes life into the characters and ensures that the movie's strongest aspect lies in its humanity.
Seeing this film in a cinema is not just recommended but essential, as home viewing could never do justice to the intricate details and profound emotional impact. It's been a couple of days since I saw the movie, and it's still lodged in my mind, a testament to how engagingly the film presents the tough dilemmas it portrays.
In conclusion, "Oppenheimer" is more than a history lesson; it's a cinematic experience that is not only visually stunning but resonates on a deeply emotional level. A must-watch, this film stands as a testament to Nolan's visionary talent and the power of cinema to challenge, inspire, and haunt the viewer long after the credits roll.
Blue Beetle (2023)
What a nice surprise
I walked into the theater expecting "Blue Beetle" to be just another run-of-the-mill, CGI-heavy superhero flick that leaned heavily into clichés, particularly after the cinematic trainwreck that was "The Flash". However, I couldn't have been more wrong.
From its very outset, the movie sets itself apart by placing family at the forefront. The genuine chemistry between the core family members is palpable and gives the film its heart and soul. Director Angel Manuel Soto beautifully maneuvers the storyline to ensure that it's a film about family first and a superhero origin story second. This unique perspective is not only refreshing but also allows the movie to carve its own niche in an otherwise saturated superhero film genre.
Xolo Maridueña of "Cobra Kai" fame delivers a standout performance, seamlessly blending humor, vulnerability, and action. The moments of humor are pitch-perfect, effortlessly eliciting laughter from the audience. Yet, what truly surprised me was how the movie, despite its superhero facade, managed to evoke genuine emotion, leading to an unexpected tear.
Drawing comparisons, the film's tone and content have shades of "Upgrade" and "Venom", particularly given the symbiotic relationship between the protagonist and the extraterrestrial entity. There's a distinct parallel in the family dynamics with the delightful "Shazam" movie, which I thoroughly enjoyed as well.
Visually, a notable mention goes to the decision to utilize a practical super suit in scenes where the protagonist isn't masked. This choice lends a tangible realism to the movie, making it stand out from those that rely heavily on CGI.
To clarify, "Blue Beetle" might not redefine cinematic excellence or be labeled a "masterpiece", but it most certainly is a well-acted, well-crafted film that promises - and delivers - a great time. A family movie at its core, with the added thrill of a superhero narrative, "Blue Beetle" is a movie experience I'd strongly recommend. And in a time where some superhero movies are missing the mark, this one hits its target with finesse.
Barbie (2023)
A mixed bag that is enjoyable and funny while still being a bit of a let down
Greta Gerwig's latest offering, "Barbie", starring the effervescent Margot Robbie and the charismatic Ryan Gosling, had high expectations to meet. The film provides an ample amount of humor and maintains an enjoyable pace. However, it falls short of its potential as a sharp, thought-provoking commentary on our society's obsession with aesthetic perfection and constructed identities.
First, let's talk about the performances. Margot Robbie is fantastic in her role as Barbie, breathing life into the plastic figurine with an effortlessly humorous and convincing portrayal. Her comedic timing is impeccable, and her delivery of the lines lands smoothly every time, making for a lot of laughs.
Unfortunately, Ryan Gosling's portrayal of Ken didn't manage to hit the same high notes. As a Gosling enthusiast myself, it's disappointing to witness his usually nuanced performance taking a backseat. His portrayal was overdone, his actions and dialogue feeling more like caricature than character. However, considering the history of Gerwig's adept directing, it's plausible to believe the responsibility for this creative choice doesn't lie solely with Gosling.
As a social commentary, "Barbie" delivers some pointed insights into our societal norms and expectations but, frustratingly, its treatment of these complex themes often feels too overt, which detracts from the potential impact. The film's humor, though consistently amusing, lacks the subtlety that could have transformed it into a more incisive satire.
The musical elements of the film were, interestingly, among its strongest aspects. The colorful, campy musical numbers added to the film's eccentricity, and it's a shame these weren't more of a focus. Their quirky charm offered a delightful contrast to the sometimes too-obvious comedy of the rest of the film.
While it was an entertaining watch, "Barbie" didn't quite meet the high expectations I had for a Gerwig-directed social commentary. However, this may be more a testament to the immense respect I have for her previous work than a damning critique of the film itself. It's still an enjoyable movie, full of laughs and energy, and Margot Robbie's performance alone is worth the price of admission.
In conclusion, while "Barbie" may not have been as witty or sharp as hoped, it still provides a solidly entertaining viewing experience. Despite its flaws, it's a fun film that will keep you laughing throughout and offer a few insights to chew on.
Asteroid City (2023)
An Ode to Wes Anderson's Signature Style
In the constellation of modern film auteurs, Wes Anderson's star shines with its own distinct hue, and with his latest offering, "Asteroid City," it might just be at its brightest. This movie is a labyrinth of idiosyncrasies, quirkiness, and a particular brand of humor that is undeniably Anderson's own.
The ensemble cast, comprised of an array of illustrious stars, delivers intriguingly monotone yet mesmerizing performances that somehow straddle the line between the absurd and the mundane, presenting a specific type of comedy that is as intriguing as it is hilarious. It's impossible not to be impressed by the deadpan delivery and commitment from all actors involved.
In terms of humor, "Asteroid City" veers into an unusually darker territory than we've seen before from Anderson. It's unapologetically weird, delightfully quirky, and can cause uproarious laughter if you're in the right frame of mind. However, this isn't your typical mainstream comedy, which might unsettle those who were drawn in by the big-name cast without prior knowledge of Anderson's signature style.
The premise of the film is clever and well-executed, but without giving anything away, it adds a structural layer that cinephiles will find intriguing and rewarding. It weaves the story in a manner that encourages intellectual engagement, which elevates the viewing experience from simple entertainment to an exploration of narrative form.
Visually, as one might expect from Anderson, "Asteroid City" is a symphony of color and symmetry. It's shot with an adoration for the medium, combining creative camerawork and exquisite mise-en-scène. Each frame could be a work of art in itself, contributing to a cinematic experience that is simply delightful on the big screen.
Despite the brilliance of "Asteroid City," it must be noted that this movie won't be for everyone. Anderson's commitment to his distinctive style, while admirable, might be jarring for some and, as a result, could lead to divided opinions. Its offbeat humor, monotone performances, and unique storytelling style are all distinctly niche, making the movie a 'love it or hate it' affair.
Nonetheless, as a dedicated fan, I found "Asteroid City" to be an enchanting, laugh-out-loud exploration of the human condition through Anderson's distinctive lens. It's a colorful, whimsical, and thought-provoking cinematic journey that solidifies Anderson's position as a master of his craft.
Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One (2023)
The pinnacle of action cinema
If there's one word to encapsulate the newest addition to the Mission Impossible franchise, it would be 'astonishing'. "Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning" is an absolute tour-de-force in the action genre, a breathtaking thrill ride that never lets up. In the ever-evolving world of high-octane blockbuster cinema, this film achieves the improbable by constantly raising the bar on itself.
The film maintains a blazing pace, rocketing through its generous runtime of over two hours that passes in a whirlwind of exhilarating action, never once lagging or losing momentum. Tom Cruise, as ever, commits to his role with an unparalleled ferocity, throwing himself into outrageous stunts that will have you catching your breath in amazement.
The film's cinematography is stunningly crafted, transforming the insanity of the over-the-top action into a beautifully realistic spectacle. The visual style is such that the film's extreme nature feels not only plausible but entirely believable.
"Dead Reckoning" is not just about adrenaline-pumping sequences; it's also a finely balanced narrative, drenched in character development. Each character, regardless of the breathtaking action unfolding, gets their deserved time in the spotlight. This movie keeps you riveted to the edge of your seat, not just with tense action but also through its enthralling storytelling.
The film's standout scene - a prolonged, intensely choreographed set-piece aboard a train - is an instant classic. This high-stakes sequence, full of inventive danger and remarkable stuntwork, is one of the most memorable action scenes in recent memory.
Unlike many action franchises, "Dead Reckoning" ensures that its spectacular exploits have weight and consequences, adding to the audience's investment in the proceedings. This film doesn't just explode; it resonates.
Another impressive aspect of the film is its clever callbacks to previous entries in the series, weaving a rich tapestry that rewards long-term fans and underscores the coherence of the franchise.
While the "John Wick" series deserves its plaudits for remarkable stunt work, "Mission Impossible" edges ahead by balancing breathtaking action with a strong narrative, character depth, and a certain mystical aura that enhances its appeal.
In anticipation of "Dead Reckoning Part Two," we must appreciate the cinematic achievement that is "Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning". It's an invaluable lesson to other action franchises (the "Fast and the Furious", take note) on how to create an action movie that thrills, engages, and resonates.
Finally, a standing ovation to Tom Cruise for once again delivering what is undoubtedly the best action film of the year. The relentless dedication he brings to these movies is a testament to his commitment to entertain, and entertain he does, in spectacular fashion. "Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning" is a testament to how far the action genre can be pushed when made with passion, creativity, and a touch of madness. It's not just a movie; it's an experience. And it's one not to be missed.
No Hard Feelings (2023)
A breath of fresh air
Just as one might crave a cool, refreshing breeze after an arduous trek through a sweltering desert, "No Hard Feelings" is the cinematic palate cleanser I've been longing for amid a seemingly endless barrage of big-budget action blockbusters. This Jennifer Lawrence-led comedy is a delightful deviation from the norm, bringing a much-needed sense of humor, emotion, and humanity back to the big screen.
Jennifer Lawrence is back in her element in this laugh-out-loud yet heartwarming comedy, showcasing a facet of her acting prowess that has been often overlooked in favor of more serious, dramatic roles. Known for her candid wit and charm in real-life interviews and public appearances, Lawrence transfers these traits effortlessly onto her character, demonstrating once again why she remains one of Hollywood's most versatile actresses.
While the premise of "No Hard Feelings" might initially strike you as far-fetched, the film's writers have done a commendable job of grounding the narrative in reality, somehow crafting a storyline that feels genuine and believable. This speaks to not only the strength of the writing but also the performances, which help to sell the more absurd elements of the plot.
Adding to the film's winning formula is an unexpected standout performance from newcomer Andrew Barth Feldman. His chemistry with Lawrence is electric, imbuing their interactions with an authentic sense of connection that will keep you invested in their characters' journey. Feldman's portrayal is refreshingly sincere, and his camaraderie with Lawrence serves to elevate both their performances.
"No Hard Feelings" is a true testament to the art of feel-good comedy, expertly weaving together elements of humor, emotion, and relatability to create a tapestry of cinematic enjoyment. It is the kind of movie that makes you laugh until your sides ache, weep when you least expect it, and ultimately care deeply for the characters and their stories.
Make no mistake, "No Hard Feelings" isn't striving to be the next groundbreaking cinematic masterpiece. It doesn't need to be. It's a reminder that not every film has to shake the earth to be profoundly enjoyable. Sometimes, all we need is a solid, well-executed movie that warms our hearts, tickles our funny bones, and leaves us with a lingering sense of satisfaction.
In a world where high-octane explosions, intricate CGI, and convoluted plotlines often take precedence, "No Hard Feelings" brings us back to the basics of good storytelling. It reminds us of the power of well-rounded characters, organic humor, and emotional depth.
In short, "No Hard Feelings" is a damn good movie. An experience that is sure to leave audiences with a smile on their faces and, true to its title, no hard feelings whatsoever. Whether you're a longtime fan of Lawrence or simply in search of a high-quality, feel-good comedy, I wholeheartedly recommend giving "No Hard Feelings" a watch. You'll thank yourself for it.
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)
The Dial That Couldn't Unravel Destiny
The fifth installment in the storied Indiana Jones franchise, 'Dial of Destiny', failed to relight the franchise's once vibrant spark, much to the disappointment of both die-hard fans and those, like myself, who came in with fresh eyes and high expectations.
Much like an archaeologist's meticulous dig, I'll start from the top. The opening scene was pure, distilled Indiana Jones - a cocktail of action, adventure, and charm that harkened back to the franchise's golden days. Unfortunately, the adventure quickly lost momentum, leaving us stranded in a narrative reminiscent of the later 'Pirates of the Caribbean' films - convoluted and far removed from the original spirit.
The film, rather disappointingly, felt generic and devoid of the passion that one associates with the Indiana Jones universe. Despite the undoubtedly high aspirations of those involved, the end product felt more like a cookie-cutter studio production rather than a labor of love.
The writing felt uninspired, with cringe-inducing dialogue and a predictability that robbed the plot of its excitement. Harrison Ford's reprisal of the iconic Dr. Jones character was sadly underwhelming. His age seemed an obstacle rather than an asset to his portrayal, causing the character to feel less like a seasoned adventurer and more like an afterthought.
The inclusion of Phoebe Waller-Bridge, who had shown her acting chops in the critically acclaimed 'Fleabag', was promising on paper but her character failed to truly engage or add anything substantial to the plot. Mads Mikkelsen, a personal favorite, was also a victim of this lackluster writing. Despite his evident talent, he was unable to elevate the material given, a disappointment in itself.
'Dial of Destiny' is a middling affair, unlikely to be remembered as a high point in the franchise. While it may find an audience among those less discerning, for me, it was a disappointment. An Indiana Jones movie should make us yearn for adventure, yearn for the crack of the whip and the glint of treasure. Unfortunately, 'Dial of Destiny' fails to deliver on these fronts, proving to be a rather pedestrian affair in the vast landscape of action-adventure cinema.
In conclusion, 'Indiana Jones: Dial of Destiny' is a subpar addition to the franchise. The movie may do alright at the box office and may even charm some. But for me, and I suspect many others, it's simply another missed opportunity in the Indiana Jones universe. A movie that could have been so much more, and yet it was...average.
Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (2023)
How to transform a franchise for the better
"Transformers: Rise of the Beasts" is a delightful surprise in the cinematic landscape, proving itself as a commendable addition to the Transformers franchise. This newest iteration offers a summer blockbuster experience that is, frankly, a whole lot more fun and engaging than most of its predecessors.
The film stands out in terms of animation, pushing the envelope to deliver top-notch graphics that truly make the experience worth a theater viewing. Each Transformer species is immaculately designed, unlike some of the older films in the franchise that offered a visually muddled array of mechanical CGI. "Rise of the Beasts" successfully showcases each Transformer in their unique glory, creating a visual spectacle that's awe-inspiring and genuinely exciting.
In a departure from previous entries in the franchise, the film also manages to strike an appealing balance between its human and mechanical protagonists. This facet of the story felt carefully calibrated and is a breath of fresh air not seen since the original Transformers movie and the Hailee Steinfeld-led "Bumblebee".
The performances in "Rise of the Beasts" are another strong suit, with Pete Davidson as Mirage proving to be a highlight. Davidson's portrayal is both hysterical and emotionally poignant, deftly providing the film with its comedic and emotional beats. Equally compelling is Anthony Ramos, whose magnetic performance demonstrates why he's quickly becoming one of Hollywood's most promising rising stars.
However, "Rise of the Beasts" isn't a flawless masterpiece. Its story, while solid and engaging, can feel a tad predictable and doesn't quite break new ground within the genre. Still, this doesn't detract from the film's overall appeal. It's a visually stunning, character-driven summer blockbuster that delivers thrills, laughs, and a healthy dose of giant robot action.
Fair warning to the uninitiated: this movie might not be for everyone. If you're not a fan of large-scale, slightly mindless, sci-fi action spectacles, "Rise of the Beasts" might not be your cup of tea. However, for those who appreciate this genre, much like myself, this film promises a rollicking good time that will have you eagerly awaiting the next instalment.
In summary, "Transformers: Rise of the Beasts" is a visually arresting, character-driven summer blockbuster that overcomes its narrative shortcomings to offer an entertaining and refreshing chapter in the Transformers saga. It's well worth your time and the price of a theater ticket. Here's to hoping the franchise continues on this upward trajectory.
The Flash (2023)
A speedy descent into mediocrity
In the face of much anticipation, the latest entry into the DCEU, The Flash, unfortunately proves to be nothing more than a frustratingly generic and cringe-inducing venture. The silver lining of positive buzz that had initially surrounded the film swiftly faded, revealing a lackluster adaptation that left a bitter taste.
Ezra Miller, whose portrayal of the titular character once brought a breath of fresh air to the DCEU, stumbles in his latest performance. His attempts at humor fall flat and seem forced rather than coming across as naturally charismatic or even ironically amusing. It's a confounding disappointment, given that Miller's original Flash persona was somewhat of a saving grace in the past DCEU entries. This new iteration, unfortunately, doesn't hit the mark.
Ben Affleck's fleeting appearances as Batman feel utterly half-hearted, underscoring the sense that he's ready to hang up the Batmobile keys for good. This disinterest is palpable and seeps into the limited scenes he graces, adding a layer of apathy that the film simply couldn't afford.
The brief sparks of joy in the movie come from Michael Keaton's return as Batman, a moment that initially seemed promising. However, even this nostalgic novelty quickly wore off as the narrative became progressively more muddled.
Kara's presence, while adequate, lacks the emotional weight necessary to form any meaningful connection with the audience. In fact, the film's entire storyline seems detached, resembling a side story that lost sight of the main plot thread somewhere along the way. The true story, wherever it might be, certainly didn't get its deserved time under the spotlight.
An incoherent narrative, uninspired performances, and an overreliance on CGI ultimately culminate in a cinematic mess. It's a disappointing finale to the inconsistent DCEU, which has struggled to replicate the success of its comic counterparts on the big screen.
As we look towards the future, we can only hope that James Gunn might be the guiding light to bring DC back into prominence. The current state of superhero cinema is indeed bleak, with both Marvel and DC producing one underwhelming movie after another.
All in all, The Flash is a missed opportunity, a disappointing culmination of a franchise that, despite its potential, continues to struggle in the race for comic book movie supremacy. Superhero fans will have to keep waiting for the day when both story and characters are given the treatment they truly deserve.
The Little Mermaid (2023)
A dip in the sea of mediocrity
I'll begin with a note of confession - I have a sentimental attachment to the original 1989 'The Little Mermaid' animated film, which has naturally set the bar pretty high for the 2023 live-action remake. Sadly, the film fails to soar over the bar, instead comfortably settling for the average.
The live-action film borrows liberally from its animated predecessor, not daring to stretch its fins too much in the realms of creativity. The resulting narrative feels strangely constricted, like a mermaid trying to dance in land-bound shoes. It should have been a grand splash, but the film feels more like a timid wade into the shallows.
The CGI work, while commendable, leaves you wishing for more, especially when compared to the recent spectacle of 'Avatar: The Way of Water'. The water effects just don't quite hit the mark, falling somewhat short of the dynamic, immersive experience that we have come to expect.
However, the casting is the film's saving grace. Halle Bailey embodies Ariel with an enviable grace and a voice as enchanting as the character herself, she absolutely shines in every scene she's in. Melissa McCarthy's charismatic Ursula is a delight to watch, oozing an allure that manages to weave a captivating spell.
Also deserving of praise is the actor playing Eric, who delivers a commendable performance, his character fleshed out considerably more compared to the original. On the flip side, the realistic animal animation doesn't quite hit the mark, echoing the visual missteps that plagued the 'Lion King' remake.
A bright spot amid the uneven narrative and visual aspects is Awkwafina's amusing and charming performance. She adds an effervescent energy to every scene she's in, her rap scene being a standout moment that successfully provokes chuckles.
In summary, the 'The Little Mermaid' live-action remake feels disappointingly generic. While there are elements to be admired - Bailey's Ariel, McCarthy's Ursula, and Awkwafina's energetic humor - they are not enough to fully recapture the magic of the original film. Yet, I still maintain a sense of hope. With her incredible performance as Ariel, Halle Bailey demonstrates a potential that I hope will propel her towards musical stardom. She truly deserves it. The sea of live-action remakes might be getting crowded, but a breakout performance like Bailey's is always worth the dive.
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)
A New Benchmark in Cinematic Excellence
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse' achieves something extraordinary, not only in the realm of animated superhero cinema, but in the broader landscape of film. It transcends boundaries, merging art, narrative, and emotional depth into an awe-inspiring spectacle that stuns in every frame.
This movie doesn't merely satisfy, it surpasses expectations and redefines the creative frontier. Sequels rarely surpass the original; examples are few and far between, such as 'The Dark Knight' or 'Empire Strikes Back.' However, 'Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse' takes its place in this esteemed echelon, a testament to the filmmakers' astonishing creativity.
Each scene is a visual marvel; a testament to the tireless dedication of the artists involved. The filmmakers have weaved a vibrant tapestry of eye-catching colors, groundbreaking animation techniques, and arresting visuals that is nothing short of revolutionary. The audacity of its visual language is only paralleled by its storytelling ambitions, placing it alongside the great cinematic masterpieces of our time.
The depth and nuance of the characters are another highlight. The voice actors have breathed life into these characters, delivering performances that are both genuine and touching. The film portrays Spider-Man (Miles Morales) with all the complexities and struggles of adolescence, amidst his inter-dimensional escapades. The depiction of his relationships - with family, friends, and even himself - are as authentic as they are affecting.
The narrative arc of Miles Morales strikes a chord because of its universal appeal. It is a tale of growing up, finding one's path, and navigating life's trials, albeit through the lens of a multiverse-traveling teenage superhero. Even amidst the extraordinary, 'Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse' maintains a grounding in the utterly relatable, a feat that few films accomplish.
In a perfect balancing act, the film manages to evoke laughter, tears, and cheers in equal measures. The humor is sharp and clever, the emotional moments are heart-wrenching, and the action sequences are thrillingly heroic.
'Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse' is more than a movie - it's an experience that resonates on many levels, and one that raises the bar for future films. It isn't just a great animation or a remarkable superhero movie, it is a cinematic masterpiece that will be remembered as one of the greatest films of all time. This is not just the perfect Spider-Man movie, but a perfect movie. Truly, a testament to the transformative power of cinema and a love letter to fans and newcomers alike.
Fast X (2023)
What a mess - Ductape in space was just the beginning of the downfall.
Despite my general adoration for the high-octane franchise that has been the bedrock of action movies for nearly two decades, the latest installment, 'Fast X', feels like a muddled fusion of speed, space and absurdity that overthrows the laws of reality and the franchise's legacy of semi-believable thrill.
While previous entries have cleverly balanced the line between outlandish and engrossing, 'Fast X' boldly and unapologetically tosses any vestige of reality out the window. The plot, a madcap scramble of outrageous stunts and over-the-top drama, is exhaustingly ludicrous. As a seasoned fan who even forgave the franchise for launching cars into space with duct tape in the last movie, I found myself straining to keep my disbelief suspended this time around.
The underwhelming CGI work and the rushed execution of the stunts further dull the sheen of the movie. These aspects, traditionally the series' strong points, ironically end up being its Achilles heel. The vehicular acrobatics and death-defying stunts, which should provide heart-pounding thrills, come off as half-baked and hastily stitched together, relentlessly pulling the audience out of the movie's flow.
The performances range from perfunctory to wooden, with even stalwarts of the franchise seeming to succumb to the weak screenplay. The dialogues, contrived and at times cringeworthy, often feel like clumsy tools to set up the next unbelievable action sequence.
However, amidst this chaotic wreckage, there emerges a bright spot - Jason Momoa. His turn as the villain is arguably the movie's sole redeeming aspect. Momoa's portrayal is a masterclass in controlled ferocity and charisma, cementing his place among the franchise's finest villains. This, probably the best performance of his career, almost salvages the movie from the abyss of its own making.
In essence, 'Fast X' feels like an unchecked rollercoaster that has thrown caution to the wind, derailing what we've come to love about the franchise. Despite Momoa's commendable performance, the film fails to deliver the expected charm and thrilling fun of its predecessors. It's a letdown for fans, as it pushes the envelope too far, resulting in an entry that is more ridiculous than it is thrilling.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)
An emotional gut punch
Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 3 is a remarkable achievement in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Director James Gunn has delivered a movie that is colorful, emotional, and a feast for the senses. It is a movie that might just be some of the MCU's finest work to date.
The emotions in this film run high, and I was moved to tears at least five times during the course of the movie. The film explores the tragic backstory of Rocket Raccoon through effective use of flashbacks, which adds a layer of emotional depth to the character. This is a movie that is not afraid to be vulnerable, and it is all the better for it.
Every single character gets their moment to shine in this film, and it is a testament to James Gunn's skill as a writer and director that he manages to balance all of the characters so well. There are plenty of moments of levity and humor, but there are also moments of heartbreak and tragedy. The film manages to strike a perfect balance between these different elements, which is no mean feat.
The music in this film is as great as always, and the soundtrack is a highlight. James Gunn has a real knack for choosing the perfect songs for his movies, and the songs in this film are no exception. The visuals in this film are also stunning, and the movie is a feast for the eyes. The action sequences are expertly choreographed and thrilling to watch, and the special effects are top-notch.
I have no negative thoughts on this movie. It is a movie that had me emotionally engaged from start to finish, and it has been a long time since the MCU made me feel like this. This might just crack my personal top 5 MCU movies, and it is a movie that I will be thinking about for a long time to come.
Overall, Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 3 is a colorful, emotional masterpiece that is a must-see for Marvel fans and moviegoers alike. James Gunn has crafted a film that is both visually stunning and emotionally engaging, and it is a testament to the power of storytelling. The film is an incredible achievement and one that I cannot recommend enough.
Renfield (2023)
A Gory, Over-the-Top Roller Coaster Ride
Renfield, starring Nicholas Hoult and Nicolas Cage, is a wild and unapologetically over-the-top gorefest that will undoubtedly satiate the appetites of genre enthusiasts. With gallons of blood, dismembered body parts, and an unrelenting pace, this movie knows exactly what it wants to be and doesn't shy away from embracing the extreme.
Hoult and Cage give energetic performances, clearly enjoying their roles in this madcap adventure. As the titular Renfield, Hoult is gleefully unhinged, while Cage, playing the infamous vampire lord, chews the scenery with his signature manic intensity. The chemistry between the two leads is electric, keeping the audience entertained throughout the film.
However, it's important to note that Renfield does have its shortcomings. The storyline feels rushed, and as a result, character development suffers. Relationships between the characters grow accelerated, leaving viewers with little time to truly connect or understand their motivations. While the film excels in delivering blood-soaked thrills, it struggles to provide depth to its characters and their relationships.
Additionally, the film's gratuitous use of blood and body parts can overwhelm some viewers. Those who are not fans of the genre may find the excessive gore off-putting, and it may detract from their overall enjoyment of the film.
In conclusion, Renfield is a wildly entertaining, if somewhat flawed, film. It delivers all the gory, over-the-top action that fans of the genre crave, and the performances of Nicholas Hoult and Nicolas Cage make it a memorable experience. Despite the rushed storyline and underdeveloped character relationships, it is a must-see for horror and action fans. Ensure you're prepared for an unrelenting onslaught of blood and body parts.
The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
An enjoyable movie for the whole family
The new Super Mario Brothers movie is a solid animated film that will entertain the whole family. The voice cast is exceptional, with Chris Pratt as Mario, who is a great fit for the role despite not having a heavy Italian accent. His excellent voice acting skills, previously demonstrated in movies such as the Lego movies and Onward, allow him to bring depth and personality to the beloved character.
However, the standout performance from the voice cast is undoubtedly Jack Black as Bowser. He manages to breathe new life into the iconic villain, and one can easily forget that it's Jack Black portraying him as he completely embodies the character. The rest of the supporting voice cast, including Anya Taylor-Joy, Keegan-Michael Key, and Seth Rogen, all do an excellent job in their respective roles, adding to the movie's overall appeal.
Despite the excellent voice cast, the movie never quite manages to live up to the potential of its source material. While it is a solid and fun family film, it never quite surpasses that. The plot is engaging, and the animation is top-notch, but it lacks the magic and charm of the video game series. However, it does include many nods and references to the games that fans of the series are sure to appreciate.
In conclusion, the new Super Mario Brothers movie is a well-made animated film that will surely entertain the whole family. The voice cast is excellent, with Chris Pratt and Jack Black leading the way, and the animation is top-notch. While it never entirely lives up to the potential of its source material, it is a solid and fun movie worth watching.
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
Great fun. Watch it in a movie theater.
The new Dungeons and Dragons: Honor among Thieves movie is an entertaining and enjoyable movie that will delight fans of the popular tabletop RPG game. The film manages to capture the essence of the game perfectly, with a great sense of humour and an old-school adventure vibe to it.
The directing in this movie is top-notch, with the action scenes expertly choreographed and executed, and the movie's pacing is spot-on. The actors are also impressive, with great performances all around. Each character has a distinct personality, and the chemistry between the cast is fantastic.
However, while the movie is undeniably entertaining, it does suffer from being a bit by the numbers and straightforward in its narrative. The plot has no real surprises or twists, and some viewers may find the storyline predictable. Nevertheless, the movie's fast pace and excellent character interactions make up for any shortcomings in the plot.
Overall, Dungeons and Dragons: Honor among Thieves is a great and fun movie that will undoubtedly appeal to game fans. The film successfully captures the spirit of adventure and camaraderie that makes the game so popular, and the directing and acting are both outstanding. While the narrative may be a bit straightforward, the movie's overall entertainment value is undeniable and worth checking out.
Tetris (2023)
An inspiring tale.
The new Tetris movie starring Taron Egerton is surprisingly captivating and dives much more profound than one might expect from a film based on a simple game. It's a feel-good story with a lot of heart, featuring a nuanced portrayal of all the parties involved.
The movie explores the complexities of the people and events behind the game, creating a multifaceted and engaging story. There are highs and lows, and the film can handle them with equal sincerity and grace.
What's most impressive about the film is its ability to take a seemingly absurd subject matter and create a familiar and relatable story. The construction of the narrative may be predictable for some, but the film's ability to make viewers care about the characters and their journey more than makes up for any perceived shortcomings.
Overall, the new Tetris movie is a fascinating and inspiring film, and Taron Egerton's performance is just one of the many reasons to check it out. Whether you're a game fan or just looking for a well-crafted and engaging story, this film is worth watching.
John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023)
A perfect action movie
John Wick Chapter 4 is a phenomenal action movie destined to be remembered as a cinematic masterpiece. From start to finish, the film delivers an unforgettable experience that will leave audiences breathless.
Every character in the film is badass and engaging. The titular character, John Wick, played brilliantly by Keanu Reeves, is again on a mission to take down his enemies. His journey is filled with captivating and memorable characters. Every actor in the film stands out and gets their fair share of screen time, bringing their A-game to the table and making each character a force to be reckoned with.
The stunt work in John Wick Chapter 4 is incredible and the best ever put to film. The fight scenes are creative and thrilling; every single one is an absolute masterpiece. The creativity and attention to detail that went into choreographing these scenes are astonishing. It's easy to see that the filmmakers spared no expense ensuring that every fight scene was a work of art.
What elevates this movie is the cinematography. Every frame could be a framed piece of art. The film is so beautifully shot that it's hard not to be in awe. The lighting, the colours, and the camera angles all work together to create a stunning visual experience that will leave you breathless.
The script of John Wick Chapter 4 is air-tight, and it's filled with fantastic quotable one-liners that will satisfy even the most hardcore old-school action fans. The dialogue is clever, witty, and sharp and perfectly complements the film's intense action sequences.
It's hard to understand how the John Wick franchise keeps topping itself with each new release, but Chapter 4 is the series' pinnacle. Action movies are in a great place right now, with John Wick and Mission: Impossible showing us how to make amazingly well-crafted action movies. It's unsurprising if these types of films overtake superhero movies as the box office's dominating genre.
In conclusion, John Wick Chapter 4 is a must-see for any action movie fan. The film's impressive visuals, memorable characters, and incredible stunt work all contribute to making it one of the best action movies ever made and a contender for the best genre movie ever created. It's a cinematic masterpiece that should not be missed.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods (2023)
Another generic superhero movie, unfortunately
"Shazam! Fury of the Gods" is the latest addition to the blockbuster superhero movie franchise, DCU, DCEU, World of DC or whatever it is called nowadays. Still, unfortunately, it falls short of expectations. While the first film had a sense of humanity and reality, this movie feels overly fluffy and cartoony, lacking the depth and emotion that made the first movie stand out.
The film manages to deliver superhero action and mayhem, but this comes at the cost of the characters' development. There are too many characters, and instead of giving them actual arcs, they are given gimmicks that make it easier for the audience to differentiate them from one another. This approach might work for a cartoon, but it feels lazy and uninspired in a live-action movie.
Despite its flaws, "Shazam! Fury of the Gods" is enjoyable, thanks in part to the superhero spectacle it delivers. The film looks decent, especially considering its smaller budget than other DC movies like "Black Adam." However, it ultimately fails to leave a lasting impression, and its lack of humanity and depth makes it a forgettable entry in the superhero genre.
In conclusion, "Shazam! Fury of the Gods" is a generic and mediocre superhero movie that fails to deliver on the potential of the first film. While it has its moments of fun and excitement, it ultimately falls short on many fronts and fails to leave a lasting impact on the audience.
65 (2023)
Post-apocalyptic dino thriller
"65" is a surprisingly entertaining film that offers a fun and thrilling ride for fans of dinosaur action movies. Adam Driver delivers a strong performance as the protagonist, a man who may lose everything and is now on a mission to save a young girl in a "post-apocalyptic" world filled with dinosaurs. It isn't really a post-apocalyptic world, but for the sake of this review, that is what we will call it. The movie will explain what's going on in a proper sci-fi manner, which I will not spoil here.
However, despite its strengths, the film does feel somewhat underdeveloped and lacks the depth and emotional resonance of other post-apocalyptic works like "The Last of Us." Additionally, the B-movie vibe of the film may not appeal to all audiences.
The release timing of "65" may also work against it, as it inevitably draws comparisons to "The Last of Us," which is widely considered one of the greatest shows on streaming. The similarities in plot and themes between the two works may make "65" feel like a budget version of "The Last of Us."
Nevertheless, the film's simplicity and engaging characters make it easy to become captivated by the performances and the dinosaur action. It's hard not to be entertained when a movie has dinosaurs, and "65" delivers on that front.
Overall, while "65" has shortcomings, it is still a fun time at the movies for those who enjoy action-packed films with prehistoric creatures.
Knock at the Cabin (2023)
Not bad, not great just mediocre and passable
"Knock at The Cabin" is a new movie that combines entertainment with thought-provoking themes. However, despite its best efforts, the film fails to engage the audience entirely, leaving a mediocre and predictable experience.
The movie revolves around friends who decide to spend the weekend at a remote cabin in the woods. Soon after their arrival, they receive a knock on the door that changes their lives forever. The story raises many questions about trust, relationships, and the consequences of our actions.
The cast's performances and direction are adequate, but the movie's pacing and storytelling are not always practical. The plot twists and turns are predictable, and the film lacks a sense of urgency that would have made the audience more invested in the characters' fate.
Despite its flaws, "Knock at The Cabin" offers an entertaining and thought-provoking experience. The movie raises important themes that are relevant to our lives, such as the importance of honesty, communication, and forgiveness. It also explores the complex dynamics between friends and family and how secrets and lies can affect their relationships.
In conclusion, "Knock at The Cabin" is a movie that has its ups and downs. While entertaining and thought-provoking, it fails to engage the audience fully due to its predictability and mediocre execution. However, if you are looking for a movie that offers some food for thought and a few scares, this might be a good option.
Creed III (2023)
A solid boxing-movie but a disappointing Rocky-franchise movie
"Creed 3" is the latest addition to the Rocky franchise, directed by Michael B. Jordan, who also plays the lead role of Adonis Creed. While the movie has its moments, it ultimately falls short and disappoints. The performances from the main cast are solid, but the story as a whole feels rushed and disjointed due to essential story beats being brushed over too quickly. This makes the characters' motivations feel incoherent with what came before, leaving the audience feeling unsatisfied.
There are some awkward scenes throughout the film, which, in part, can be attributed to Jordan's directorial debut. He did a fine job, and he obviously had a vision for the film. However, the script, mixed with some overly stylised fight scenes, makes the movie feel disconnected from earlier Rocky movies' more grounded and rough feel.
While "Creed 3" has its highlights, it's clear that the movie falls short of its predecessors. The story lacks cohesion, and some scenes feel out of place. Ultimately, the film disappoints despite a couple of solid performances from the main cast. It's worth watching if you're a franchise fan, but don't expect it to be as memorable as its predecessors.