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Smallville: Requiem (2009)
Prometheus
So Lana Lang absorbed the kryptonite and had to leave Clark because he couldn't go near her while she was wearing the Prometheus suit.. Isn't the suit removable?
So Lana chose the suit over Clark lol
Why is Clark such a simp in Smallville? Over Lana Lang who can't make up her mind about what she wants.
The writers have done a good job with the series as a whole but writing characters off is their kryptonite I guess.. Also what was with Clark not being able to fly until the final episode? He remained strong long distance runner man rather than Superman the whole series which was annoying....
Inoperable (2017)
Danielle Harris is washed up
That's what the ending should have been when they show her name in the comic book style effect..
This movie makes no sense she wakes up in a abandoned hospital searches for others finds nobody then steps on a needle then passes out and starts again but this time she finds people but gets ignored like she doesn't exist ok seems interesting but that's when it all went downhill..
She keeps waking up at the hospital and at the end it turns out she's just plain old mental.. But then I realised I must be the mental one for watching this rubbish movie all the way through..
It's actually a yawn fest.
Megan (2020)
Terrible movie
The twist in this movie is so stupid. Actually the whole movie is stupid! Guy loses his job and goes hitchhiking on his own for no actual reason then he comes upon a random cottage in which 2 women live. He asks for his flask to be filled with water then he has dinner then the woman starts acting crazy, she says she isn't crazy but we know she is because she was crazy in Wrong Turn 5 too. Anyway she chains up the guy in her basement and then has sex with him apparently it's for revenge because some random men raped her sister and the twist is that she's a psychiatric patient and the guy who went hitchhiking for no reason is her doctor and she has been imagining it all.. And then she has these thoughts while she's being transferred in an ambulance to the asylum I assume.. But with the help of the thoughts and an injection nearby she manages to subdue the 2 men in the ambulance and escapes and then it finishes.. And that is the whole movie. I don't even know why they made it and released it like it's good lol.
Mulholland Dr. (2001)
Don't waste your time..
I don't know why this has such a good rating it's mediocre at best.
None of the scenes make any sense.
Maybe it's because it has a lesbian scene in it so that makes it worthy of a good rating? Idk
Honestly I do not recommend you waste your time watching this movie because it won't make any sense at all..
There are better movies to watch than this mixed up nonsense. Apparently the main character is the character of Naomi Watts called Diane and she is Dreaming everything that happens in the first half of the movie. So just go to bed and have a dream I'll bet that would be better than this garbage movie!! Good night.
1408 (2007)
Horror movie? What horror movie?
Although this movie is a psychological horror I didn't find it scary John Cusack as always played his part well.. But that's the only person who was in the whole movie.. And just when you think his time is up you find out the room is just a broken record player.. And then Cusacks character gets the brilliant idea to torch the place with the bottle of alcohol he's been drinking.. Why other guests that have supposedly died in this didn't think of that 🤷♂️ well mannered perhaps.. And then the ending is of him and his wife hearing their dead daughters voice on the recording which apparently happened in John Cusacks characters head yeah I know what?? My advice would be go to room 1408 and check it out for yourself lol.. Oh and as for the people saying it's up there with The Shining.. No.. No it's not. The Shining is brilliant. Room 1408 was just ok. What it is that the horror characters were to few for my liking and most of the time it's just visual effects driving him crazy not even things that you would find scary just annoying or perhaps a little dampening but yeah definitely not scary. And when the hour is up and he doesn't die he seems his good old arrogant self that is the funniest part of the whole movie and then he torches the room with himself in it.. Wonder what they made him pay for damages... So yeah watch it if you're really bored if not and want something good to watch then there are much better options out there..
Last Night in Soho (2021)
A good ol' borefest
This movie is very boring no idea why it's called a horror it's anything but.. More like a terrible comedy 🤷♂️ it's boring from start to finish. I've no idea why it's got such a high rating on here but I think people need to realise how awful it is and such a waste of time. I don't even know what else to write about it.. So I'll just put an emoticon which shows how bad this movie was.. If is a cure to insomnia actually if you can't sleep then watch this movie guaranteed to put you into a coma works better than any sleeping pill. And if you are still considering watching this movie then good luck..
Old Man (2022)
About a senile old man
This movie is terrible. If you don't mind spoilers then read on.
The movie was good until it became stupid near the end. I liked that there were only 2 characters and we were wondering who may be the psychotic one between the 2. But then it turned out that there was only 1 character really the old man who is Joe and he has been living in the woods since the day he killed the fat dude who his wife found more attractive than him or what ever and Joe killed them both. I mean sure but why?? Why is the old man living in the woods in a cabin reliving the same moment over and over? Why is he being visited by his younger self from the day he killed his wife? They could have made it interesting in the end but they didn't they just ruined the whole movie.. And who is rascal? I have no idea.
All My Friends Hate Me (2021)
It's not good
Don't waste your time the only thing funny about this movie is its storyline..
This isn't even a horror. Just a movie about some guy who is paranoid because be didn't take his herbal meds. Nothing happens in it other than him having a rubbish party and waiting for his girlfriend to turn up and when she does the movie doesn't get any better just 1 more terrible actor added to the mix..
What is this movie suppose to be? Lmao.
So yeah don't even waste your time with this one there are better movies to watch.
He throws a vase at the guy who he finds annoying is that what qualified this movie to be label a horror? 😂
Where's Rose (2021)
Doesn't make any sense
After you see the twist you'll understand that the movie makes no sense lol.
Where is Rose? Well, where ever she is let her be. I wouldn't want her to have to go through the pain I went through while watching this movie..
Ok so the brother knows that something else has taken his sisters place and you'll see why near the end of the movie..
And then you'll see how dumb the whole thing is.
It's actually a waste of time.
Like the tree thing what is that supposed to be? And it doesn't transform or shape shift it is in some kind of costume of Rose lmao..
And the tree shows the brother what he has done what is that about?
I mean he did it and the casually forgot?? 🤷♂️
Where is Rose? Never mind Rose what is the plot of the movie supposed to be??? Idk 🤷♂️
Windfall (2022)
Lol
Well this movie seems good at the beginning but then it ends and you have no idea what happened so it makes you chuckle at what kind of end was that.. What was the point of the whole thing? So yeah lol at this movie...
Those Who Walk Away (2022)
Spoiler alert this movie will spoil your day/evening
This isn't a horror it's a borefest not even a gorefest..
It actually is a very boring movie.
First we're put through a torturous scene of 2 people on a tinder date and then the date takes a twist and then the tinder date gets "crazy" then the tinder date gets locked in the house then the tinder date burns the house down then there's a guy called Rockcreep then there's someone saying cut...
Honestly that's what the movie is like it makes no sense at all lol it's not scary the Rockcreep guy is a fat bald man with teeth like Pennywise..
But he doesn't do anything other than look creepy for a few seconds..
I have no idea why this movie has a 9.2 rating which is why I watched it.. Probably a glitch was supposed to be 2.9 yeah that sounds right.
Complete waste of time rather watch paint dry than this movie.