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Hyde's Secret Nightmare (2011)
Not for everyone
This is an eclectic mash up of Goth/Horror/Porn/Shock/Exploitation/BSDM amd others rolled into ome to call itself a film.
I literally had to force myself to sit and watch something the intended viewer could not watch unless he/she was tripping on some psychedelic drug and was comfortable with both male and female genital mutilation. Within the first 5 minutes, we're presented with a man sitting as he is putting his actual penis between the blades of extremely sharp kitchen shears....and this is just how the 2 hour "movie" starts. Those with weak stomachs need not watch this before or after eating.
Black Adam (2022)
NOT FOR MCU FANS!!
I watched this and tried to be neutral but it's evidently clear DC is making movies to piggyback on the success of MCU with comic book heroes and using big named actors to draw attention.
It's a ROCK movie with a DC based script with flaws. He can deflect bullets but feel Faclon's punches (a character who has no abilities but a winged suit)?!?
Can move with the speed of The Flash but struggle to catch up with scooter jets to rescue a kid yet can seat down and toss apache attack copters? C'mon?!? Who thought this would get over?
Let me guess that adding scenes to post credits isn't a mimic of MCU either,?
Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022)
Save yourself the 1 hour and 20 minutes and skip this
I wasted time in my life I will never get back watching this trash. They forced a interracial couple , which I have no problem with, on us that have 2 totally different personalities that make their pairing unbelievable considering the storyline. The whole movie you're asking "why" to things the characters are doing that both makes no sense and will cause their demise at the villans hands. For example, it starts my a older couple trying to get away from a truck driver only for them to double back to where they interrupted him dumping a body!?! A guy is about to propose to his pregnant wife yet start fawning over another female in her presence?
Sniper: Rogue Mission (2022)
Worst of the series
Totally goes against the series.
I WAS a die hard fan until they messed with expanding the storyline, adding in nonsense that has nothing to do with the lineage of the movie line, and going with this "female positive" nonsense going on in Hollywood with creating roles for females in movies where they'd normally wouldn't be needed.
The series was a alpha male action movie those who served could somewhat relate to, this is popcorn fluff that I did not find one redeeming thing to hold my attention in the first 30 minutes I tortured myself to watch.
Il mondo porno di due sorelle (1979)
Snooze worthy
I've never seen a movie with Emmanuelle's name in the title (even though it's a non related movie) that bored me so much.
Do not have medium to high expectations watching this.
The Batman (2022)
Watchable but not for die hardBatman Fan
This movie departs A LOT from the Batman movies die hard fans are used to.
The lead actor gave no feel for Bruce Wayne that Batman fans can connect to. The 3 different Spiderman actors in the past decade made you FEEL they WAS Peter Parker..this dude was an actor in a role of Bruce Wayne that Batman fans will find difficult to connect to. Was he suppose to be an emo or closeted gay character? Whatever the deal..he WAS NOT Bruce Wayne.
The new Batmobile? Rear mounted suped-up engine with afterburner that sounds like a jet engine..on a Dodge charger/Ford Mustang...that struggled to keep up with a stock Aston Martin?!?? C'mon! And WHO did the design? That car was UGLY...from the front view, side view, and rear. It belonged in MadMax...not Batman. Nothing about it screamed "SuperHero's ride" like the previous iterations of the Batmobile or his motorcycle. It looked more like something a rich redneck put together with spare Mopar parts then painted matte black.
But, it's a watchable movie IF you disconnect what the Batman franchise is and simply look at it as mindless entertainment.
Zoe Kravitz as the alluded to CatWoman was a good choice.
Question..if a shot from an assault rifle has more kinetic energy than a shotgun HOW IN THE WORLD does being shot by a shotgun send him across the room but MULTIPLE ROUNDS from machine guns he ignore like raindrops?