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Zombie vs. Ninja (1989)
So dumb it rocks
Me and some friends found a copy of this in a local video store, renting it was 3$ but we bought it for 2$ instead, that was promising, they really wanted to get rid of it. Anyway we were looking for the worst movie available to laugh and we found it. Zombie vs Ninja guess who wins? NOBODY they never fight There are two horrible plots in this movie, two groups of ninjas, the ninjas and nin jas, and for some reason they are fighting, gold or something, really doesn't make sense. And the one that is apparently the good guy, not because of what he does but because he is better and braver. He fights with the dragons fire burns hot crap style. Anyway, in this part of the story nothing really happens. this guy whats through the woods and somehow doesn't notice the bright yellow and blue dressed guys hiding in the woods. they attack him but you know there is always a sword somewhere on a tree right, so he picks it up and wins. In the second plot, this guy, Ethan, has a father that was robbed and killed so he wants revenge and learns kungfu from an undertaker, go figure. Anyway this undertaker always extends his lines in a successful attempt to sound retarded, and says lines like, i have to go take a s~t and summons 1 or 2 zombies, hardly a horde. The only way you can distinguish the zombies from the humans is that they act like robots, dommo arigato mr zombie. And guess what the good guys win and yatti yatta, bad plot nothing happens. But the image is the worst, we noticed the image skip (when they stop filming and restart later from that point) around 4 times in the movie. Most of the time the actors aren't on screen since they cut off most of their faces when they switched it to full screen. WHY THE HECK DRESS IN SHINY FLASHY CLOTHING LABLED NINJA IF YOU WANT TO SURPRISE SOMEONE TO ASSASSINATE HIM! WHY FIGHT ZOMBIES FOR FUN OR LEARN KUNGFU FROM AN UNDERTAKER? WHY Doesn't THE NINJAS AND ZOMBIES FIGHT? Horrible but funny if you watch it in a group. If you have ever seen kung pow this is probably the movie they were laughing at since the mouths never move with the words