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Road House (2024)
So so bad it actually made me angry
We love the original and thought we would give it a go , all the old characters are gone , the roadhouse ( not double deuce ) is by the sea , theres a crocodile in it and when Connor mcloud enters the scene it gets even worse with his ridiculous swagger and Irish/ Cockley accent , why try and mess with an absolute classic , gyllenhall must have been paid a fortune to be associated with this garbage
We love the original and thought we would give it a go , all the old characters are gone , the roadhouse ( not double deuce ) is by the sea , theres a crocodile in it and when Connor mcloud enters the scene it gets even worse with his ridiculous swagger and Irish/ Cockley accent , why try and mess with an absolute classic , gyllenhall must have been paid a fortune to be associated with this garbage..
The Creator (2023)
Boring shooting , running around
If you like dull films , just loads of shooting , running around , no story , predictable garbage films you'll love this one , what the hell has happened to Hollywood , havnt seen a decent film in ages , it's just cgi, shooting , lots of running about and not much else , was so disappointed in this film , can't even find enough to finish the review , a bit like the film which we turned of at the 90 minute stage
If you like dull films , just loads of shooting , running around , no story , predictable garbage films you'll love this one , what the hell has happened to Hollywood , havnt seen a decent film in ages , it's just cgi, shooting , lots of running about and not much else , was so disappointed in this film , can't even find enough to finish the review , a bit like the film which we turned of at the 90 minute stage.
Pig (2021)
Slow and depressing
Slow , boring , depressing ,, if you like those type of films this heap of garbage is for you
Anyone who thinks this is going to be like John Wick your in for a shock
Basically his pig is stollen , he shuffles about in tramp clothes trying to find it , gets beaten up in the process ( no he can't fight he's a chef lol ) he finds who has his pig and cooks him a meal in the hope he will get it back but it was dead from the start
There you go , no need to waste 90 minutes of your life like we did
I can never understand why people like these arty farty depressing movies, if you want a good pig film go and find babe it's a lot more entertaining and the pig doesn't die lol.
The Fall of the House of Usher (2023)
Superb
It's not very often lately you sit down to a show and can't stop watching it , this was one of the rare times . Loved house on haunted hill , yes this is different but mirrors what goes on in the world with corrupt drug companies , you can even add in the element of karmic retribution if you look deeper , all characters were good , mark hamill superb , I havnt read a lot of Edgar Allen Poe but you don't really need to compare it to the poems and stories , might help if you read " the Raven " though , this will definitely be a series we watch time and time again , and what's not to like about Carla Guigini.
Talk to Me (2022)
Disappointed
Read so much good stuff about this , got a wine , headphones , dark room , all you could want apart from a decent scary film , ok I'm an exorcist freak and I know it will never be beaten but I'm still hoping for a close second but nothing yet unfortunately l nothing has scared me since that epic film and I doubt it will Read so much good stuff about this , got a wine , headphones , dark room , all you could want apart from a decent scary film , ok I'm an exorcist freak and I know it will never be beaten but I'm still hoping for a close second but nothing yet unfortunately l nothing has scared me since that epic film and I doubt it will.
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)
Just dire
What a complete let down , I love indiana Jones the first 3 films are in my all time top 50 , this was so boring , 90 minutes of chasing an old man through the streets , waller Bridge was terrible , just no way and indiana partner , there's no humour , no excitement, nothing , couldn't care if the whole cast were wiped out , so close to fast forwarding and to be honest I wouldn't have missed much of the dire story , if you live indiana don't watch this load of old tripe , it will taint the memory of a great film character.just terrible , horrible , depressing , boring , rubbish don't waste your time.
Nefarious (2023)
What the hell did I watch
Thought we'd sit down and watch a great film according to the reviews 8-9-10 out of 10 , what a joke , ok let's see what happens a lawyer and a convict sit in a room for almost the entire length of this donkey of a film then it ends , I can't even say anything else about it cus there's nothing else that happens
Thought we'd sit down and watch a great film according to the reviews 8-9-10 out of 10 , what a joke , ok let's see what happens a lawyer and a convict sit in a room for almost the entire length of this donkey of a film then it ends , I can't even say anything else about it cus there's nothing else that happens
Thought we'd sit down and watch a great film according to the reviews 8-9-10 out of 10 , what a joke , ok let's see what happens a lawyer and a convict sit in a room for almost the entire length of this donkey of a film then it ends , I can't even say anything else about it cus there's nothing else that happens.
John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023)
Boring , mindless violence
If you've seen one you've definitely seen them all , I quite enjoyed the first 30 minutes of the first one but since that first hint of a decent story all that followed was ridiculous fight scenes with hundreds of deaths , not even well choreographed at that , I mean who likes this crap apart from brain dead teenagers taking a break from killing in fortnight
If you've seen one you've definitely seen them all , I quite enjoyed the first 30 minutes of the first one but since that first hint of a decent story all that followed was ridiculous fight scenes with hundreds of deaths , not even well choreographed at that , I mean who likes this crap apart from brain dead teenagers taking a break from killing in fortnight.
Shark Side of the Moon (2022)
Brilliant
After watching Oscar winning The Whale this was amazing , the acting and special effects are the best I've seen about life on the moon , sharks in bras , live on the moon with just a little air hose to give you oxygen , mate with sharks to have babies lol , the most accurate movie about space I've ever seen
After watching Oscar winning The Whale this was amazing , the acting and special effects are the best I've seen about life on the moon , sharks in bras , live on the moon with just a little air hose to give you oxygen , mate with sharks to have babies lol , the most accurate movie about space I've ever seen.
Yellowjackets (2021)
Nothing happens
The first minute shows a girl running through a forest then falling on spikes in a trap , pulled out , had her throat slit and the other people who are dressed up eating her l that's the last time you will see or hear about it in the whole series , we kept watching as we thought it would be some sort of lord of the flies scenario but all that happens is a slow stupid boring story of middle aged women looking back at 18 months of their lives when they were trapped after a plane crash , what happened to the people dressed in bearskins eating people l I realise it's set up for a second series but after wasting hours and hours on the first we definitely won't be watching.
The Devil's Hour (2022)
Superb , forget the naysayers who have no imagination
Really enjoyed this 6 parter , acting is top notch , story is different and stretches the imagination , if you want explosions , gunfights , jump scares ( although there is a few ) don't bother with this , go and watch something with the rock in , if you want a few hours to sit back and watch something different with a superb storyline this is for you , think of the ghosts of crickley hall , butterfly effect , Dr who , the others and you'll know what to expect , there's a few plot holes yes but all in all superb TV at last , and it's English , do yourselves a favour and yes I'm rambling cus I need to fill the required text lol.
Elvis (2022)
Not good
It's a bit like Big Fish but without the story or acting talent , if you love movie length music videos with no story you'll love this , managed and hour before we had to switch off , Hanks is just annoying as Parker.
The Phantom of the Open (2021)
Let down
Was really looking forward to watching this , when we finally did it was such a let down , not sure how this got 9,10s . Definitely no more than a 3 , ridiculous story , acting average , nearly switched it off a few times , what a disappointment.
The Batman (2022)
Just depressing
Dark , depressing, boring , Pattinson just looks weird , talks slow looks like a junkie , story boring visually very dark , no light comic relief , just wanted turn it off but the wife said leave it , it might get better, it didn't.
Moonfall (2022)
Mindless fun
Don't take any notice of the " that could never happen brigade " let them stick to their boring , dull Oscar nominated drivel , this is a leave your brain at the door and enjoy the mindless , cheesy , unbelievable fun , escapism at its best , give it a try and ignore the " scientists " on here.
Gunpowder Milkshake (2021)
What's happening to films
If you like mindless shooting , fighting , killing , blood , violence etc you'll love this film , no story , characters you don't care if they live or die , ridiculous fight scenes , just moronic from start to finish , what is happening with the industry , gone are the days when you finish a film and think about it for days , an absolute shocker in the era of shockers.
The Last Duel (2021)
Ridley Scott go and stand in the corner
Basically 3 stories about a rape from 3 very long different perspectives , all the perspectives are basically the same , who's the goody , who's the baddy , skip to the last 15 minutes and it's ok , but a waste of nearly 3 hours which felt like 10.
Midnight Mass (2021)
Very poor
We were really looking forward to this after the first 2 excellent series , nothing happens until 4 hours in , shows a little promise for a couple of hours then back to being very full , what a shame.
The Night House (2020)
Terrible
Wasted a night on this , we love a ghost story and the awakening was one of our favourites but this was just prolonged boredom , weak story , dull characters , spent the whole film saying " shall we turn it off " went to the end and it was pointless , I hate watching these sort of films that just waste your time.
Our Ladies (2019)
Ok if it wasn't an advert for tobacco
Start is great scenery and reminisce of the commitments etc so we were thinking it was going be great , then just dissolved into a messy nightclub , gay girl ( obvious gay had to come into it ) but for some strange reason concentrated on the smoking , close ups , blowing smoke wtf I thought smoking was going out unless you wanted die of lung or breast cancer ,,, weird.
The Suicide Squad (2021)
Poor
Loved the first one , as a family excited to watch this but we were all totally let down , no story like the first , characters were unfunny and boring , what a let down.
The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society (2018)
Superb
Excellent film , great acting , scenery , story what more can you want.
The Bookshop (2017)
Let down
Spoilers
We were really looking forward to this , love the Actors, nice scenery , terrible story
New girl wanting turn house into a bookshop , local old guy shows interest when it opens , local battle axe doesn't want a book shop , local old guy offers to help l visits old battleaxe , local old guy drops dead on walk home , house / bookshop burned down , women who wanted turn it into bookshop goes home in a boat , there you go , give it a miss.
Men in Kilts: A Roadtrip with Sam and Graham (2021)
Cringe
Looked very promising , loved outlander , love Scotland , fantastic scenery and places but had to switch off because the presenting is cringeworthy , trying to add comedy but very false and no real connection between the two presenters , just couldn't get past the second episode , great shame.
The Art of Racing in the Rain (2019)
Disappointed to say the least
Sat down Thursday night film night ,, told the wife I'd found a film to watch , she loves a doggie film , dogs purpose one of her favourites , thought this would be similar , it wasn't , no heart , no characters , just a dreary storyline very disappointed after the rave reviews , don't bother and watch dogs purpose , my wife cry's at the smallest things , not even a watery eye with this one ,, rubbish !!!