Jaxxx Reviews

The Doom Generation (1995)

complete waste of time!

[10 February 2002]

I was searching the internet and came across a site where you can watch a movie from your computer without downloading it. I had never heard of any of them, but I figured since this movie had Rose McGowan in it that it may have potential. It is very dark, confusing, sexual & violent. Amy & her boyfriend of 3 months, Jordan, get involved in a spree of murderes when a wounded Xavier jumps into the back of Amy's car. Personally, if a bloody dude hopped in the back of my car while I was having sex, i would have reacted a bit differently. Amy, however, yells at his because he is getting blood on her carpet. Amy has a trash mouth which she uses throughout the film. Everytime the trio goes to buy something, it costs 6.66 & they can't find the money. So they shoot the cashier, or drive off etc. Amy keeps coming across people who swear they know her as someone else & say they broke her heart or something. When she tells them off, each of them vows to kill her & ends up coming after her. there is a lot of nudity, as Amy becomes very sexual with both Jordan & Xavier. Jordan, who seems a bit lost in life, dismisses the fact that is girlfriend is sleeping with Xavier; he finds it erotic. Xavier is also a bit kinky in his sexual preferences & at the end they have a three some. I wasn't paying much attention at the end, but it was very dark and in my opinion confusing. I wouldn't bother with this one.

Merlin (1998)

I highly reccomend this Magical Epic

[25 October 2001]

If you love fanatsy and Magic, this is the movie for you. The plot is easy to follow and has superb acting. It is truely a movie for all ages. It is very easy to get into and to enjoy. You will want to see this movie again and again.

Clue (1985)

My all time favorite movie!

[25 October 2001]

I love this movie more than any other. I cannot get enough of it. I have seen it over fifty times and still have trouble remembering who killed who, why they killed who, where they killed and the weapon they used to kill. After about ten times I could remember who killed who and why, plus what their dark secret was. Once you have it down, you can have fun paying attention who is not in the room (because they are killing another) and how they are able to sneak away from their partner, kill someone, and come back un noticed. The end is a little hard to follow (Mr Boddy was really the butler, Wadsworth was really Mr. Boddy) and it is annoying watching Wadsworth retell the events in a fast-forwarded version with all three endings. The acting and casting of parts is exceptional. It is a fun movie that most people will enjoy. Having three unique endings distinguishes this movie from all others. The final ending, and the reasons behind everything, is hysterical. You cannot see this movie just once... You need to see it atleast two, three, four times to pay attention to detail!