KinoKoopaKid Reviews

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017)

they ruined Jack Sparrow

[2/10 · 27 April 2022]

They completely ruined Jack Sparrows character in this movie, the movie is soooo boring and forgettable. Took me several sittings to watch, they take Jack Sparrow from being an intelligent person who acts stupid and turn him into just a moron who somehow gets himself out of situations by pure chance.

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)

take away the human characters (besides Eggman)

[3/10 · 11 April 2022]

Sonic, Tails and Knuckles, also eggman are done right, but the stupid hollywood cliches and terrible kids movie tropes ruin it. The first 70 minutes is awful and the movie would be better if you got rid of the human characters and made a real Sonic movie. This movie is overrated. This isn't a good kids movie either, I would've disliked this if I was a kid watching this as well. Towards the end when they get back to actual Sonic locations it becomes fun again and the end of the movie is a lot better than the beginning and middle. The movie as a whole is very bad, if they make another one they need to get rid of the human characters besides Eggman.

Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

Best superhero movie since Spider-Man 3

[8/10 · 19 December 2021]

This movie made me feel like I was watching a real superhero movie and not an mcu movie with cheap jokes and generic reused plotlines. I was finally watching another real superhero movie with developed characters and a great story I hadn't seen in years. It was shot beautifully and the only problems I can name are tiny nit picks. I would've hated Electro played by Jamie Fox but the writers turned him into a dumba$$ joke character, so i'm okay with him. The relationship between Tom Holland and Zendaya was my favorite part honestly, it was really emotional. I loved Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire so so much, I love the relationship between the three Spider-men and I cried watching this movie which doesn't happen very often.

Family Guy (1999– )

My least favorite show ever

[1/10 · 15 December 2021]

This show is the only show I know to routinely mock its viewers. The characters devolve instead of evolving, over the course of the show, they get progressively worse and worse becoming more and more unbearable. The writers have made an episode about every sick and evil thing you can think of, this show feels satanic at times. Brain and Stewie having babies, Brain giving Stewie herpies, Brain having sex with Stewie's gf. Brian convincing Meg that her staying in an abusive situation is the right thing. That episode were Brian says God doesn't exist because Meg is ugly. An episode that killed Brian for ratings, only to bring him back two episodes later and honestly considering all my least favorite episodes are about Brian, I wish they did kill him off. Honestly this show even without the countless amounts of horrendous appalling episodes still would be bad. This show is simply not funny, it's where comedy goes to die. Yeah seasons 1-4 are good, but it's a drop in the bucket at this point. I honestly wish Seth boarded the plane... I would rate this 0 stars if I could.

Black Panther (2018)

nonsensical and overrated

[1/10 · 14 December 2021]

Didn't laugh once, didn't care about the characters at all or the story. Zoned out and kind of just forgot about 90% of this movie. Honestly it's so forgettable that I only remember the ending fight scene on the train track and the beginning in the apartment. It's so bland I actually fell asleep for a minute. The actors can't give off emotions and they can't act and the entire concept is dumb to begin with. So there's this country called Wakanda, pretty dumb name. But anyway it's supposed to be a highly technically advanced African country. Which is just so laughable to anyone that knows anything about Africa or Africans. They literally eat mud pies. This movie is just really stupid and makes no sense at all. Awful movie and a waste of time too. Generic superhero bs mixed with the Lion King and done horribly and everyone on screen is boring and can't act at all.

Loki (2021–2023)

Last episode ruined it

[1/10 · 14 December 2021]

The last episode ruined the whole series. Female Loki stabbing male Loki in the back at the end was just really annoying and the we wuz kangs da conquerer was infuriating. Terrible casting, woke garbage. Owen Wilson was great, but God just the last episode is awful.

Megamind (2010)

Insulting in every way

[1/10 · 11 December 2021]

This is Dreamworks worst film by far and it's hard to see how anyone could enjoy this. Maybe if you are mentally disabled you could find this movie funny and enjoyable. This movie is insulting to the viewer, the main villain is just a stereotype of a stereotype and Megamind as the hero isn't really that funny. But it's "subversive" so it's "deep". No this movie is only for the lowest of the low, says nothing deep or complex and insults the intelligence of the audience. 0/10. Honestly at the end I was routing for Tighten, that's how bad this movie really is. It's basically the same issue I have with The Incredibles, were the main character is an a hole and the villain is the one you relate to. Except Megamind isn't an a hole, he's just boring and the a hole is the other superhero at the beginning. Lame movie that only idiots enjoy.

Groundhog Day (1993)

I love this film

[9/10 · 10 December 2021]

Much like how Phil Connors day repeats I have watched this movie on repeat countless times and it gets better every single time. I love every scene in this movie, the humor still holds up after multiple viewings and years later. I watch this movie at least once a year on groundhog day. This movie is a classic. It's also really heartwarming and this film is a good stress reliever.

Joker (I) (2019)

Relatable to the best of us

[10/10 · 5 December 2021]

The media hates Joker because it shows how bad our media truly is. This movie shows how bad our current culture is in general and it's brilliant in the way it shows the good hearted Arthur turning into the Joker because of the cruel world around him. Something that happens every single day here in America as you are mocked for standing out from the crowd. The cinematography is beautiful and the main character and storyline is more relatable than any other movie in the past decade. 10/10 easily.

Jungle Cruise (2021)

terrible

[1/10 · 3 August 2021]

Dwayne is an unlikable a hole and i don't understand how people find him entertaining in anything. This film is yet another rehash of a rehash of rehash so bland and uninspired and the casting of rock makes it worse. Would give it 0 if i could.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

Great adventure film

[9/10 · 31 July 2021]

Packed with excellent action scenes, quotable one liners and memorable locations and characters. It's exciting throughout and the twists of the story keep you guessing even on multiple viewings. Just a great adventure movie all around.

The Mandalorian (2019– )

Episodic adventure show

[8/10 · 30 July 2021]

Excellent writing keeps you engaged. The story isn't bogged down by woke bullcrap and the characters are given time to breathe. The cinematography is excellent and this finally gives us Star Wars content that feels unique yet is great in it's own way. It's an adventure show and it does it really well. Check it out if you haven't.

Better Call Saul (2015–2022)

Best character development ever

[10/10 · 30 July 2021]

Unlike Breaking Bad this show decides to take a much slower pace and I believe it gives you something Breaking Bad doesn't. Instead of having a very exciting ride with twists and turns, this show is like a beautiful ride in the country. It's incredible in a different way and here i think they have perfected the art of character development. It's slow, methodical and brilliant. The storytelling and characters are better than Breaking Bad and that's an accomplishment in and of itself. Not as thrilling as Breaking Bad, but it's done so well you have to love it.

Breaking Bad (2008–2013)

99.1% pure

[10/10 · 30 July 2021]

One of the greatest shows ever, the pacing is excellent. The characters are well developed and entertaining. The show ties everything together very neatly. It's honestly a show that get's better each time you view it. It's cathartic to see Walter break bad and how the story unravels is the best way it could have. Very good storytelling, well done to Vince Gilligan.