vallonella Reviews

Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver (2024)

2 hours utter boredom in slow-mo

[1/10 · 19 April 2024]

Snyder is the parasite of Hollywood.

I really don't know who let that man to direct anything.

Honestly I don't know what was the plot of this crap!

2 hours intense torture with too much unnecessary slow-mos featuring CGI....

I bet this movie would be about 40 minutes without those.

Boutelle should stay with dancing...

The acting was horrible in many ways.

Definitely do not recomment to watch this to anybody!

There were times i literally have to find something doing in between some scene like crocheting or playing phone games. Yes I was this bored by this crappy movie!

Every time I thought, I couldn't be less entertained the movie proofs me wrong.

It felt like the worst movie I have even seen in my life...

This crap will NEVER beat Star War, nor Star Trek!

Instead of directing, Snyder should try writing....

Twist of Fate (2021)

Worst show ever!

[1/10 · 18 January 2023]

This is the worst turkish series I have ever seen!

Story about a girl who thinks her first love is the (only) one, and if they break up, she will be alone forever....

Hello!!! We are in the 21st century!!!

Jeeeez!

There is no loveable character, only annoying and idiot ones.

I don't know how people could like this crap!

The story line is soooo boring and predictable!

Rich guy, poor girl. Of course she will get a job at rich guy's company (despite she has no qualification....), and she has a say in everything (yeah just like in real life... Oh wait a second!) and in the end they will be together....

Just like all the other turkish rom-coms...

Come on!!!

Ada is dumb as a rock!

Don't waste your time on this!

Luckily it wasn't a long show.

The Perfumier (2022)

What the hell is this?

[1/10 · 24 September 2022]

What the hell is this complete disaster? Who let this to air? There is no plot. 1 and a half hour dissapointment. It sounded really interssting, but that's all. The characters are ridicuolosly bad. I almost fall asleep while watching.... The interesring story turned out really annoying at the end. The whole story failed at the begining. Police never employ someone who has no sense of smell.... Nowadays, every movie which contains one dead body or murder, get thriller label. This movie is so far from real thriller. Instead of this, this is pure madness! I deffinitely do not recommend to watch this german crap!

Post Mortem (I) (2020)

Majdnem, de megse

[5/10 · 16 July 2022]

10/5 ....a story nem lett volna rossz, de egyik masik "nagy nev" is annyira kriminalisan jatszott, hogy inkabb vicces/nevetseges volt, mint felelmetes.

A foszereplo kiscsajrol ne is beszeljunk.... kiidegelt.

De a Demonok kozott es egyeb againal sokkal jobb! :)

Sajnalom, mert nagy remenyeket fuztem hozza....

Maybe next time....

The Dropout (2022)

Masterpiece

[10/10 · 26 June 2022]

Those who watched HBO's The Inventor or read John Carreyrou Bad Blood book, they will love this show about one of the most famous white-collar criminals of our time. Personally I think Elizabeth Holmes is a genius! Amanda Seyfried was the best pick for this role. She is absolutely brilliant!

Only Murders in the Building (2021– )

One of the best shows of the year

[10/10 · 19 June 2022]

Yes, yes and yes! This show is epic!!! It has the perfect cast, the story line is so good and enjoyable! All true crime fans/self made investigators will enjoy this series! Can't wait for season 2!

The Woman in the House (2022– )

No

[1/10 · 16 February 2022]

This is so awful! Used 3 or more famous thriller books/movies as a base... Okay it could be a movie like Scary Movies but it is too bad and lame. It is not enjoyable. And the ending is ridiculous... I don't understand those, who liked it..... Please avoid it!

Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return to Hogwarts (2022 TV Special)

Yes BUT

[10/10 · 1 January 2022]

As a fan I can't give less than 10, BUT! It was ricilous that Rowling did not get a big "chapter" in this show, just some comments..... And the whole film felt like a kind of Emma Show. She spoke the most. When Dan, Emma and Rupert are together, Rupert is mostly silent..... Felt like "Oh FRIENDS did this, then we can do it too", but the bigger part of this show was putting behind the scenes videos, premiers and interview together with little chatting about memories, less "fun facts" -but there was some! E.g. Helena still has Bellatrix's teeth -, it mostly did not contain any big news/secrets, that maybe shocks viewers/true fans did not know already.... So I'm a bit dissapointed, but it was good to be back in Hogwarts.

Into the Dark: A Nasty Piece of Work (2019) Season 2, Episode 3

Nope

[1/10 · 29 December 2021]

Okay, these movies are even worse every time..... but I crocheted a very cute bunny. :D. This 2nd season is a crap! So annoying and boring. Do not watch it!

Selena: The Series (2020–2021)

Missed some infos

[9/10 · 2 December 2021]

This whole story is so sad. :( The world lost a very talented young woman because of a mad "fan". I even cried at the end, it such a heartbreaking thing. But I really miss the real informations, what happend with the family memebers and Chris? What happend with yolanda? What happened with Q Productions? Okay Google is your friend, but I think Selene would deserved it to show these informations! The jlo kind movie was as crap as she is! And I don't know why they had to put young beyonce into this show even for some minutes....

The Great (2020–2023)

Holy crap

[1/10 · 26 November 2021]

Disgusting! Too much sex, obscene speeches, parties, little history. Boring. I don't know how did this get a 2nd season. Dialogues are so annoying. 8 out of 10? Really?

A Model Kidnapping (2019)

It has a + side

[1/10 · 16 November 2021]

The only positivity of this thing is that it perfectly shows how dangerous can be the internet and fake "agencies". Btw I know from the begining what's going to happen, so it was boring for me but not a total wast of time! BUT the clumsines of Grace made me crazy...

Into the Dark: Delivered (2020) Season 2, Episode 8

Crap

[1/10 · 15 November 2021]

This one wast the worts! I thought they can not make aorse than Blood Moon. But they can! Do not watch this!! Boring mother power crap kind of story. Total waste of my time....

Into the Dark: Crawlers (2020) Season 2, Episode 6

Best music

[5/10 · 12 November 2021]

Music was good. Story average. Not good but not bad. Zombies mixed with aliens, quite interesting idea. There were some jokes, they made this movie more enjoyabel.

Into the Dark: Blood Moon (2021) Season 2, Episode 12

God why?

[1/10 · 12 November 2021]

Ridiculously bad! I thought they couldn't make another bad movie after Tentacles ... boring, pointless, full of clichés, waste of time ... and the acting was poor too... the kid is enormously idiot.... please don't watch it!

Into the Dark: Tentacles (2021) Season 2, Episode 11

I don't know what was this

[1/10 · 8 November 2021]

Okay, first of all I love this series, BUT this episode was a big question sign for me. I was just watching, but my brain didn't understand what it was all about?! This was the worste episode.... no meaning, boring, no logic. It felt like "okay guys we have to make a movie, so let's colletct ideas", and they put together all ideas, I think this is ehy this was so messy for me. If you skip this one, you won't miss anything!

Dawn of the Dead (2004)

Please forget zombie theme!

[1/10 · 1 November 2021]

Dear Zack Snyder! Please stop "making" zombie movies, because you CAN'T CREAT GOOD ONES, it's not for you! Boring, full of cliches, a big waste of time and money too.

The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020)

Scam

[1/10 · 13 October 2021]

I thought this is going to be an epic light horror series full of ghost. Turned out it's a ridiculously boring love story, which was sold as a "terrifying, horroristic, very scary" show. Big disappointment! From 9 episodes you only need to watch the 1st and the last 2 (episodes 8 & 9). Everything is going to be clear, and you won't waste that much time from your life as I did...

Midnight Mass (2021)

Nah

[1/10 · 13 October 2021]

After The Haunting of Bly Manor, I thought this franchise can not make worse series... I was wrong! What the hell is wrong with this show's creators? Too predictable, full of chlichés, dead animals, CGI is awful almost rediculously crappy, neverending long dialogues about the big nothing. But a very good proof (again) that religous people are the weakest and dumbest on Earth!

Love Is in the Air (2020–2021)

Almost perfect

[2/10 · 13 October 2021]

This series could be the best turkish series ever IF that Melek character and Granny would be totally kicked out of it! Melo is the most annoying, idiot and stupid in the whole series, and because of this viewers can not enjoy this series. She brings shame on all plus size women too. If a male person say Hi to her, she immediately start to plan their life together and of course she uses her weight as an excuse for everything e.g.: when she was fired -because she is not a good worker- she said she was fired because she is a little fat... big NO for her. Amd the Granny.... oh god why??? And those situations where the characters can't stand up for themselves against her? C'mon! It made me so angry! From when she appered, episodes were full of unlogical "twists", and made the whole thing irritating...this could be a very good and funny series, but the cliches, unlogical awful twists, idiot characters made it c*rap.... 2nd season is a complete waste of time!! Without it, this would be a lovely series....

Coming 2 America (2021)

Yes, yes and yes

[10/10 · 28 August 2021]

A little time travel, back to my childhood. Almost everyone came back to this 2nd movie. Really underrated! Those ppl did not understand this movie or did not saw the 1st one. It was amazing! Full of jokes, icons and deep meanings. Big yes!

Lakeview Terrace (2008)

Do not watch this

[1/10 · 28 August 2021]

Most annoying movie I have ever seen. The characters are sooo idiotic. The story would be good but this characters....

Blood Red Sky (2021)

Blood Red Waste of time

[1/10 · 28 July 2021]

Sooooo boring! I thought there is no worse movie than Army of dead. I was wrong. It's a crap. Don't watch it! It's a waste of time.

1.) Two dogs were killed.. BIG NO 2.) Of course again a very "celever" kid screwed up everything (I hate children in horror movies) 3.) Oh yes it's definitely a good idea to set a car on fire on a plane!

4.) Those who gave 10* what have you watched?

Friends: The Reunion (2021 TV Special)

We really needed this!

[10/10 · 27 May 2021]

It's FRIENDS! You don't need to say anything else. It was as perfect as always. I cried and laught while watching. It was a little emotional rollercoaster, but totally worth every seconds! Just a little short. :( Fans of the show will really love this special "episode", but those who are not part of the Friends-fever they will say "nah boooring". Warning for fans: you will need tissue!

Army of the Dead (2021)

Do not watch it!

[1/10 · 23 May 2021]

It's a complete disaster! Wayward Pines + TWD Shiva + Train to Busan 2+ all other zombie movies / series together. That's all! Very boring, very desappointing, easily predictable, too long movie featuring unlogical "twists" and annoying scenes/actions. Of course the weakest/most boring/annoying character will be the survivor at the end..... very cliché. BIG NO! If you have almost 2 hours from your life, which you want to throw it in the trash, then this is your movie!