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Terror at Bigfoot Pond (2020)
GOD, ABSOLUTELY DISGRACEFUL
Jesus, I don't even know where to begin. What kind of horse garbage is this movie? I feel ashamed that I actually saw that terrible piece of disgusting trash to the end. I wish I had just saved myself the agony of watching something as ludicrous as this.... I actually thought about seeing a therapist after watching this pile of STEAMING HOT DEFECATION just to help me get through the nights without thinking about this laughably absurd, horrible. That $2 budget was absolutely INSANE. Please..... just.. please. Why are they switching from using a phone in this film,..... if it can even be called that. This plate of low budget, and REPEATED SCENES that they tried to sell was absolutely disgusting... yes, I was utterly Disgusted by this monstrosity, this heinous work of trash. What would compel you to write, direct and produce this? And please....for the love of GOD, what the hell was that terribly awkward scene in that filthy kiddy pool that they called a pond, I mean honestly... you really wanna skinny dip in disgusting fungus, and algae filled water like that?..... Well alright, be my guest, it isn't my fault if you catch an unfriendly disease by swimming... no crouching awkwardly in that nasty ditch. You couldn't pay me enough. And don't even get me started in that INSANELY CREEPY scene where the girls felt that they had to take off their shirts and dance around the fire in some strange cult-y dance of sacrifice just because someone decides they want to play the drums.... And HORRIBLY at that, mind you. The REPULSIVE music that they played in the beginning was ridiculous, I can't believe I actually sat there, through a six minute long intro of the terribly dry scenery. Take a look at the credits, ALL songs written AND arranged by the same guy.... Who is also an actor??! No, my friend.... Just no. Please I implore you, Save yourself the atrocity. Do not watch the abomination that is this movie. Thank you.