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Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
Letdown
After the pure joy that was 'Thor Ragnarok' I was really looking forward to this instalment, but it just ended up being a disappointment. Christian Bale, who I thought was his usual excellent self, could not save a film that had way too many jokes, cheesy, cringy special effects and the huge overuse (which isn't necessarily a bad thing) of GNR songs. It appears that someone also thought it would be really funny to have massive goats who make constant screaming noises, and these noises became very annoying, very quickly. Russell Crowe as Zeus was quite forgettable, and Korg is in danger of becoming the Jar-Jar Binks of Marvel. I have been a borderline MCU fanboy since the original 'Iron Man' film right up to 'Shang-Chi' but unfortunately it feels as time goes on, everything the MCU is churning out is becoming weaker and weaker.
Titanic II (2010)
Oh. Dear.
An absolute stinker. It stinks out the place. It didnt matter how hard I tried, no amount of Air freshener, scented candles or incense sticks successfully masked the foul aroma of the room that this dung pile of a film had been shown in. Might have to move home. Lesson learned I suppose. I managed to watch 50 minutes. I felt it would be detrimental to my mental wellbeing to go any longer. Never again. No. Just No. No No No No, and a thousand times no.
Vengeance (2020)
Just Bad.
Was really looking forward to watching this as I'm a fan of this type of film. 1hr and 14 minutes of bad acting, rubbish "hoodie" types, plenty of London ariel shots and no "vengeance" to really talk about, is what I got. 1hr and 14 minutes of sleep I was certainly deprived of. Really disappointing as I like Billy Murray, but this film was just bad. Did I miss a massive portion of this film, or was the only retribution that was carried out involved a few unconvincing punches to 2 characters and some minor threats?! The tags, "Harry Brown meets Death Wish", is wrong. "No nonsense Warfare" is nonsensical, and "Old School British Gangsters" is confusing and would be an insult to Old School British Gangsters. Be under no illusion... classed as a revenge movie, this is a poor film in the genre. My only consolation is that I resisted temptation to part with pennies to buy it blindly on DVD, and instead saw it on Amazon Video. If you want to see some pesky British hoodies get their inevitable comeuppance, watch 'Vendetta' with Danny Dyer, 'We Still Kill the Old Way', or 'Piggy'... all of which are never going to win any oscars, but at least they all do exactly what they say on the tin.