rhemfelt Reviews

The Dentist (1996)

actually really good film

[6/10 · 22 April 2007]

i realize this review will get me bashed by the expert film critics patrolling this site, but i will defend this film.

The Dentist is actually a really good film. The acting isn't always top notch, but the thrills are good and the story's good. Plus you see Linda Hoffman's boobies. Not that I'm an expert in this field, but the direction seems good and the plot makes sense. Corbin makes a great creepy dentist. It does to dentists what Jaws does to sharks...ish. It obviously had a fairly limited budget, but they did well with it what they could, and developed the characters well (those that count).

the end.

Urban Legends: Bloody Mary (2005 Video)

an awful piece of crap from beginning to end

[1/10 · 8 April 2007]

this movie is terrible. i loved the first 2 urban legends, i don't even understand how this movie got added to the urban legend series. the killings in this one are supernatural, and only loosely follow real urban legends.

The acting is awful. the script makes no sense. Gaping plot holes glare at you everywhere. the make up and special effects are terrible (i laughed at every dead body out loud). The pace of the film and the camera angles make no sense. The only slightly decent part of this film is the makeup done on Mary Banner herself when she's attacking people.

Do yourselves a favor, NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER rent this movie. i don't care for what reason, even if you are bored stuck at home for 8 hours alone and this is the only movie you have, DO NOT WATCH IT. i feel like i got used by watching this. i want 2 hours back.