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Slashening: The Final Beginning (2021)
WTAF????!!
Arguably, this is the biggest pile of crap that I have ever seen. An embarrassing movie on every level. From the acting, to the script, to the effects, it's utterly ridiculous and laughable. Avoid at all costs and literally watch anything else instead of this. Do not trust any 9/10 or 10/10 reviews. They must literally be the cast leaving those. Like a lot of people, I am a fan of low budget horror/ B-movie horror. But, at least when it's done well, considering the restraints film makers are working under. This though? Wow has not got a singular positive thing that can be said about it.
1/ 10.
Altrimenti ci arrabbiamo (2022)
Some remakes are just baffling 🤷♂️
As a kid, I was a huge Bud Spencer/ Terrence Hill fan. Even now, I can look back nostalgically and have a good chuckle at their films. This remake however, just no. It's missing the charm; humour and personality of the original. No matter how much of a fan you are of these 2 legends, or their films, this embarrassing remake is simply not worth your time. Forget this, and go check out the 1974 comedy classic . 2/10. The dodgy Bud Spencer lookalike and and the Terrence Hill "character" is so devoid of any real personality, that it just further adds to the disappointment. I sincerely hope Netflix does not sanction any further remakes from these 2 legends, if this particular one is anything to go by.
Return to Splatter Farm (2020)
Contender for the worst film ever made? You bet...
I think sometimes with horror films, we tend to forgive bad acting and a diabolical script as par for the course. We try and enjoy it for what it is. This however, is an exception to that rule. Painfully bad in absolutely every aspect, rendering it almost unwatchable. Another 90 minutes of my life goes sailing into the abyss that I'll never get back 🙄