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Nganù (2023)
Familiar plot but African
The movie itself is pretty decent, but the fact that it has been told 100 different ways before but didn't do anything different is disappointing. It wasn't as shocking as Machine Gun Preacher to the violence, and atrocities in some African villages. Instead it shows almost in a repetitive manner domestic abuse. The movie almost could be considered deep or emotional but it just plays on too slowly, and loses a lot of dramatic effect. Ultimately decent movie- the story architecture is basically American History X but instead of being a racist he's a wife beater. Instead of going to jail he joins the army. He comes back reformed to find his son following in his footsteps Instead of his little brother. Then when said significant other repents and wants to go back to being good - they're killed for their earlier actions. Leaving OG abuser finding he changed too little too late.
Killer Ratings (2019)
Why all so positive?
This documentary was extremely anti-climatic, drawn out and repetitive. I felt the narrative strayed so often, for the intention of suspense or whatever. But this just made it feel scripted , much like making a murderer. I never understand why people belive in these snake oil criminals who try and claim innocence. Give me material on any one subject and with the same source material I can produce two extremely varying opinions. This guy and his son clearly committed these crimes- had he stayed alive surely he would have been found guilty like his son. I just find it funny how something so poorly put together and straying from the point actually is well perceived. I wish i knew the bare bone facts on this one.
The Park (2023)
Bad acting , bad story, waste of time
The story drags out over the short run time, kids playing adults just doesn't play off the same. Find it's extremely hard to belive , and I really can't tell if the acting is bad or if it's just such an unbelievable and boring premise that it just plays off this way.
There are no answers to any questions you might have over the actual plot events, like what happened and why. But that isn't really important anyways because no one is even likeable in this story- I kind of just was hoping that everyone in it would die because it's so ridiculous.
Save yourself some time and forger this trash even exists !
The Odds (2018)
Waste of time
So predictable, horrible acting and poorly written. Lol then the ending just really takes the cake. Innocent single mother takes out 3 presumably military mercenaries in a gun fight. But im the movies defense I only watched the first 15 minutes and last 5 minutes. I literally didn't miss anything- the same dull conversation I started fast forwarding seriously didn't skip a beat by the time I got to the end of it. Don't waste your time watching this - I dont even know who has the audacity to actually film this - im trying to figure out if it was a film school project or if these are actually suppsed to be actors and directors.
Pirate Gold of Adak Island (2022)
What a joke
Nothing makes sense about this show. Its clearly all staged , so poorly. The acting is awful and creates no drama for anyone who has any sense. They make everything seem so deadly. Meanwhile there's camera crews everywhere, and the island is like the size of a shopping mall.
Can't even explain how bad this is. It insults the viewers intelligence with their ramblings.
The Pentaverate (2022)
Weak attempt at humor.
This show just isn't funny. The jokes were dated and its evident Mike meyers has run out of material.
Its funny that the people who give this 10/10 say that the negative reviews are stupid and its a fake opinion. Who would take their time to write a negative review just because? No... sorry. This show actually just sucks.
Gerri Curls (2021)
This was a joke right?
Was this satire made by elementary school aspiring to be B movie directors. Its so bad it cant be real.
Door in the Woods (2019)
Good premise- awful execution.
The title of the review pretty well sum it all up. The ideas in the movie have legs, but they fall completely short. The acting is some of the worst I've ever seen. Then cue the hallmark piano sample everytime there's a horribly acted "emotional" moment.
Are We the Waiting (2017)
Awful.
This movie had the worst story, worst acting, worst direction I've ever seen. The ending was meant to be a twist but had literally no reasoning or logical sense to it. These other reviews have to be made by the peolle involved in this movie. The cast scene at the end of the movie is hilarious though, I hope that was a joke.
The Sanctuary (2019)
The worst acting and direction I've seen
Everything about this movie is so bad. Ive made better movies as a child with a home video camera. The acting sometimes is so bad you think it has to be a parody. Where did they get this cast from?