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Alone Together (2022)
DO NOT WATCH! Read this before watching !
Warning: DO NOT WATCH!
MUST READ THIS REVIEW!
I NEVER write reviews but I had to this time, just to warn you not to watch this steaming pile of garbage.
I love Katie Holmes. She has talent. But this is a boring slow paced movie about NOTHING with a bunch of ads where my girlfriend and I instantly knew she had nothing better to do during covid than to make a movie about her diary. She then hit up Lyft McDonald's, Airbnb and more companies to shamelessly mention their names multiple times and even visually blind us with their logos. All in the midst of boring me to death to make me watch the slowest pacing nonsense of all time. All based around NO PLOT at all. Airbnb doesnt even allow differe t consumers to book one place ! This plot is ridiculous. And the pacing and script are TRASH.
She could've thought of a better thing to do to get money during covid and to pass the time. This movie was offensively bad, boring , completely lacking depth, and pointless. I no longer have a crush on Katie Holmes. Wtf.
The Shield (2002)
Wtf
Am I the only one here that thinks this is pure trash. Every single scene all I can see or think about is how I'm watching acting. Every actor simply looks like they are acting. This doesn't capture me or captivate me in the slightest. And I'm stoned right now a white wall would captivate me more than this show. 8.7 rating on here? Who did they pay off wtf.
The camera work is unique. They do a lot of handheld camera work which for the time I believe was unique and innovative. The camera work captures my attention and everything else falls flat. Especially the directing and acting and writing. Which are the main parts of any film or show lol. 8.7? I couldn't sit through one episode.
Spiderhead (2022)
WHY THE TERRIBLE REVIEWS ?
This movie is perfect for what it is. It's not great. It's not bad. It's solidly good. My girl and I watched it and both thoroughly enjoyed it. Get some popcorn and sit back and be entertained with good acting , good shots, decent writing and expect to be entertained. Don't expect an Oscar nomination. If you go in expecting some fun you'll leave thoroughly fulfilled with your experience as we were. Pacing was good and we were into it the whole time didn't get bored or anything. A little predictable? Sure. But it's a low budget movie set in one beautiful place the entire time. They did a lot with a little. 5.4 average is way too harsh. Enjoy the movie. We did.
Gemini Man (2019)
Shot VERY strangely
It's only a 6 cause I'm stoned and the action kept me into it. It's really a 4. Less. I gotta say though, so I went to film school and know good movies and directing. This movie has the weirdest lighting and directing , a lot of the shots feel forced and fake. A lot of shots too zoomed in on the actors. Very strange style. Flawed in many ways. And script is trash.