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Arctic Armageddon (2023)
There's absolutely no action in this movie
First, there's no action. It's all talk. And it's all "scientific" blah blah blah that bores you.
Then, you have what could be considered a confidential and impactful conversation in front of all crew members.
The special effects are so bad and every frame feels that they are in a set or stage. It's just awful.
Even at the most "action" moments, there's so much talk. OMG.
I wonder if the actors make these films because they need money or if they are doing someone a favor because I'd be embarrassed to be in a film like this one.
Save yourself time and don't watch this movie. It is honestly not worth watching.
Ugly Betty (2006)
Watch the original Colombian version.
So, I'm bilingual and watched the original Colombian version and some portion of the American version.
By far the American version is nowhere near close to the Colombian. This English version lacks heart and is very commercial. It didn't generate the feelings that the original gave me. Someone said it was a fresh and innovative comedy. Well, nothing it is innovative. Rather, it is a boring copy with bad comedy and a rather boring ensemble
These copied versions are such a cheap imitation and just not funny. Honestly, they are disappointing.
If you are bilingual or can understand Spanish, watch the original, it's so well worth it.
A Wedding for Christmas (2018)
Haley is unbearable
This character is so petty you don't feel any empathy for her. She's annoying, arrogant and during the entire movie I was hoping another lead female character would step in and kick her out of town. I'm not sure who wrote her but she's not likeable.
Then there's the lead character who is so nice but we have no idea why he is in love with this woman who is everything he left the big city for.
Haley's boyfriend is just a cliche of a character. And so is Vivica Fox's character...total cliches and boring characters.
And how the heck does a person die by "running out of gas"?
What an annoying movie. Not really worth a second watch.
The Elevator (2021)
Complete disappointment
Such drama for a man who is stuck on an elevator for a couple of hours. This is so bad. The characters aren't even likable. And I don't think most of the actors took acting lessons. And the crying over and over...
Instead of finding a way out, he cries the whole time until he passes out?!
Oh, and the dream sequences...this is so painful to watch. And the nurse in the hospital who basically shocks the entire family including two little girls...I can't...
And then everything is so dramatc. God, irs so painful to watch...unless you take this as a comedy in which you'll laugh your head off.
Honestly, who wrote this? It's terrible.
Meteor Moon (2020)
It is so bad...so horribly bad
You know that saying "It's so bad, it's good"? Not with this movie. It is SO horrible. Every line is so much technical babble it's ridiculous. It's like you can tell none of them even understand what they are saying. Even fan fiction is better than this....
If you still watch it, you'll roll your eyes with the Mustang scene.
Goodness, how do people get the money to produce this garbage?
Even worse, how can anyone working on this movie be proud? If people do make money, I'm in the wrong business, I swear I can do so much better.
Don't Look Up (2021)
So aligned with the times
It's a sad and true realization of what humanity is when you see this movie. I laughed, yes, but it is with such sadness that I see that this movie is a mirror of what is going on with the world today and how inept humankind has turned into.
No emotional intelligence, no common sense, no decency, and very much focused on what is NOT important. One reviewer said that this movie is a documentary of us...totally agree.
Hatched (2021)
This is as bad as it can get
Bad plot, bad acting, bad, bad,bad!
And it you have a smart tv it gets worse because everything looks so real time that you can see the horrible visuals.
The movie is slow and I've never seen anyone take so long to realize that a dinosaur is literally next to them. How can you NOT know that a T-Rex is close? Really?
There are serious amounts of cliches and it's just the cheesiest thing I've seen in a long while.