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Reviews
I Piss on Your Corpse (2021)
The worst abomination of a series of moving pictures I have ever had to turn off
Its so stupid, there is no story and i am actually angry that i wasted 15 minutes of my life watching this until finally turning it off.
The Lodge (2019)
Drags longer than it should have
I would consider myself a sucker for good slow-burners, even the low-rated ones such as "A Cure for Wellness".
However the Lodge really failed to captivate me through its surprisingly short runtime in comparison to other slow-paced movies. If I think about this movie being shorter than Hereditary I really wonder why it felt like I was watching a movie the length of The Green Mile.
While the acting is good and the story promises a great premise, something about this movie just makes it feel like a drag that won't end.
Towards the end it really just felt like a cinematography-heavy budget-"The Shining" with minor adjustments.
I wasn't happy with what they made of the story and how they treated the thrill-curve so loosely while not even sticking to a proper act-organization as the movie just jumps from semi-thrill to soaring stretch multiple times without any observable order.
It is very well shot and the cinematography is great, but it can't make up for the lack of matter it displays.