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The Shannara Chronicles (2016)
Belongs on Disney Channel with other corny teeny bopper sitcoms
If you're looking for a show like The Witcher or Game of Thrones, look elsewhere. It's more like Twilight. Don't get me wrong the show has so much potential. But here's what they did wrong:
The actors - terrible. Bad casting choices. The male elves are like high school jocks, the female elves are like high school cheerleaders. After a few episodes I started thinking "is this the medieval Dawson's creek?" None of them made me feel like the events in the show were real. It was all obvious it was just an act.
The dialogue: Too modern. The accents made no sense either. Some were Aussie, some American, others British. Just wasn't convinced it was in medieval times.
What they did well:
The CGI. The monsters looked great!
#Jowable (2019)
Terrible movie
B grade. Lazy cinematography. Lazy storyline. Terrible acting. I sat through the whole movie but wish I had stopped
Locke & Key (2020)
Characters do stupid things
It baffles me as to why script writers don't stop and think, "Hang on, no that's stupid. Why would anyone do that? Our characters aren't stupid. Let's change that part and make them do something that actually makes sense." This show could have been amazing. They set it up well and then completely ruined it. Don't waste your time. Very frustrating to watch