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Spaceman (2024)
Zzzzzzz
In 1:47 minutes they have captured what half a year on a solo mission to deep space would feel like....mind numbingly boring. A cure for the hardcore insomniac. It tries, at something and fails miserably. It has earned a place in my five most boring movies I've ever watched. With a 40,000,000 budget I feel so many opportunities were lost. They could have fed the homeless, saved some whales or invaded a small island nation. All would have been money better spent.
If you decide to crack on here's what you can expect...slow motion, slow dialog, monitone deliveries, as much action as watching white noise.
Let's Dream (2021)
Ironic
A movie about someone who cannot sleep.
I could not stay awake, and I have not napped in years.
Rated two stars only because I thought the lead actor, writer, director was handsome.