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The Son (I) (2022)
7/10
Devastatingly sad
12 February 2023
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Having lost my 26 yr old nephew to suicide 16 yrs ago this movie really hit home.....I knew nothing of the storyline before I saw it and it truly is an eye opener.. Outstanding performances of all the cast but must say never been a real Hugh Jackman fan but he was perfect in this role as the father...Laura Dern his ex wife and Vanessa Kirby his new wife dealing with their depressed 17 yr old son.. We need to be aware of those around us and watch for signs of depression and losing the will to live....so very very sad. Its a movie I wont forget for a long time.

Not recommended for those who have lost a loved one through suicide.
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Shark Waters (2022)
1/10
Frustratingly boring
29 January 2023
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Bad acting.....bad cgi......bad script.....I was sick of the captain narrating everything that was happening.... I was hoping he would die as his acting was soooo bad...all the characters sound like they are reading from cue cards.....only 6 people get killed.....80 mins of wasted time and money making it I wish someone would make a superior shark movie..maybe a remake of JAWS with superior CGI would be better?

With all todays technology these cheap crappy films should not be made Dont know why I bother with these B movies ...guess I am a glutton for punishment and dont learn lessons from the past.
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The Maltese Holiday (2021 TV Movie)
1/10
Woeful
11 December 2022
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I have been to Malta 4 times 2019 being my last....the hotel is a big American one....there is nothing like this in Malta......its too cold in Malta in December to swim..a fireplace in the dining room when its suppose to be warm?!

The acting is abyssmal....the Maltess people sound French...its embarrasing....no research was done before it was made...Shows how ignorant the Americans are....will put anyone off if interested in visiting Malta.

Dont watch this its just too terrible..badly acted rotten scriot cheap sets.... wishy washy heap of crap....nauseus.... The barman is a know all love counsellor.....terrible.
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Tar (2020)
1/10
Worst movie ever made!
17 November 2022
I love Cate but her long speeches grated on my nerves! Turned it off after 10 mins......4 million gross at the box office..I wonder why?

Not worthy of an Academy Award nomination let alone winning one.... The awful singing in the long opening credits was an omen of what was to come.

Cate hasnt done anything for a while so it seems she was desperate for the money. Dont waste your time with this one...glad I didnt pay to see it I would have asked for my money back. Dont know how anyone could like this movie or say anything good about it. The most annoying lead character in cinema history. Go outside and watch the grass grow its more exciting.
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2/10
Total dissapointment
10 June 2022
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Where do I begin? 2hrs and 27 mins of what? A 90 minute run time would have been better and where was the scene at the drive in theatre with the T Rex?

This movie had no wow factor at all....the franchise should have really ended at JP 3.... I could never take anyone negotiating with a velociraptor...went home and watched Downton Abbey A New Era and enjoyed that 100 times more So glad this film franchise has become extinct and we can let the dinosaurs rest in peace.
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Breath (I) (2022)
2/10
Boring as hell
4 May 2022
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I was hoping the volcano would erupt.....fake set inside volcano....crocodile tears on the lame acting main character.....the snake looked like a rubber one being pulled along....nothing interesting about this movie at all......no suspense.....annoying music and a total waste of time overall....so many bad films were made over the last two years this is one of them.
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Joe Bell (2020)
10/10
Saddest movie ever
19 February 2022
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This movie left me an emotional wreck.... How devastatingly sad I love Mark Wahlberg A true story as well Beautifully told and acted.

Joe Bell takes a road trip across America campaigning against bullying at his sons High School.
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Old Henry (2021)
7/10
Good stuff
12 October 2021
They should make more like this! Love a good western.....good storyline.
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Blood Born (2021)
6/10
Surprisingly good
19 July 2021
Give it a look......sorta like a modern day Rosemarys Baby!
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2/10
Waste of time
4 July 2021
Wasnt funny wasnt scary wasnt anything.......too much yelling and people talking over each other........its like an Agatha Christie Whos the Werewolf? Queeny gay couple has been done tiringly in movies of late.......most unlikable cast.....sloppy script......bad direction.
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1/10
Average
2 July 2021
Overbearing soundtrack.....not that funny....dont remember the first one....experienced actors acting bad.
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10/10
Magnificent
27 June 2021
Watching a sumptuos 4k version.....nice definition and technicolor superior display skintones perfect as previous versions made Jennifer Jones' face look too muddy...Playing audio and video through arc on a Yamaha YSP 5600.... For a movie made in 1947 4k makes it look like it was made a year ago...David O Selznick would love seeing this remastered print...he would be proud.
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4/10
Boring
18 June 2021
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30 mins could have been cut from this cliched waste of time......inaudible songs throughout......rap songs grrrrrrrrr......dance numbers done before.....dumb ending....he was in the shop all along.
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The Djinn (2021)
3/10
Appalling
16 May 2021
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The only thing scary about this movie is the acting.....give me a Djinn and tonic.....who leaves a mute child home alone? Who directed this? No dont tell me.....Set in a drab apartment a lone mute child wanders around it waiting for Daddy to come home....even a lit candle doesnt ignite leaking gas in the apartment. So many bad movies have been spawned by Covid....this is one of them!
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Mortal Kombat (2021)
4/10
Its so Aussie
25 April 2021
Filmed in South Australia Kano is such a foul mouth yobbo.....Is he Australian in the game versions?

Watching this at home while its playing in a local cinema feeling sorta glad I didnt pay to see it.....plenty of action.....too many puns and one liners....seen it all before.
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Rose (V) (2020)
3/10
WTF!
6 April 2021
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What is it with movies the last 18 mths ?...another vampire movie set in a cabin in the woods with a non ending that leaves you up in the air....a total rip off.
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Cosmic Sin (2021)
3/10
Not sure about this one
6 March 2021
Watching this now.....turned off Bruce Willis about 5 movies ago....I find his so called acting very wooden....watching on my 4k 75 inch screen Willis walks around with that same blank look on his face and no emotion whatsoever...lotsa gunfire...there we go Bruce kills all the enemies in one shot where 20 soldiers with guns didnt get anywhere.....its all been done before just hope Bruce dies at or hopefully before the films 88 minutes run out....I dont think I will last the full run time
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Wreck (2020)
1/10
WTF?
20 February 2021
This wreck is not even suspenseful let alone scary! The monster looks so fake! THANK GOD ITS ONLY 69 MINS LONG..the monster looks like an aged tele tubby
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Gunpoint (I) (2021)
1/10
Woeful
11 February 2021
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I wish the villain killed all of them not just the baby Absolutely dreadful...very bad acting.....hated all of them....low budget bad directing bad script.......
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Monster Hunters (II) (2020)
1/10
Stinker!
15 December 2020
I thought this was the Mila Jovovich one too....need I say more?
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Muscle (2019)
4/10
BE WARNED
6 December 2020
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Dont watch this with your elderly mother....the sex scenes are graphicly depicted.....gratuitous nudity and hard core sex in the orgy scene...leaves nothing to the imagination....annoying soundtrack....shot in black and white for what reason I dont know.....acting average.....cant connect with the characters and a no explanation ending.....nothing resolved....glad I didnt pay to see it
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10/10
Brilliant
8 November 2020
Looks like it was filmed on the day considering it was made 21 yrs after the terrible disaster......now available to watch on You Tube
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1/10
WORST MOVIE EVER
8 November 2020
Bad acting bad script.....its a movie where you want everyone killed including the director and producer.......its a disgrace to the Australian film industry....we have so many good films and this is just embarrasing.....dont even bother...its laughable
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1/10
Dont Watch This!
26 October 2020
The most ridiculous movie ever made! The two lead characters are atrocious....Did they really have acting lessons? The costume designer should be hanged Tessas outfits were awful and that bad I am surprised anyone in the movie showed interest in her.....she looks like Adele and I cant stand her! His annoying English accent and bad boy character was so cliched....dont remember seeing Selma Blair but thats good cos I cant stand her either....my USB stick now has space on it for a better movie.....so glad I didnt pay to see this rubbish!
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10/10
Best version
3 September 2020
James cameron got a lot of ideas from this movie.....this version is the best and 1953 Titanic with Barbra Stanwyk comes in second.......unlike the 1997 version this movie doesnt focus on just two people...its a perfect telling of a tragic event....the guy in Camerons film that says women and machinary dont mix plays the part of the guy who spots the iceberg in this version....do yourself a favor and watch this one....also there is very little music in this version which makes it seem more real
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