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After Midnight (2019)
A romantic horror movie...
Not your typical horror movie, which is OK, but there isn't too much going on here within the story. They work a variety of angles by giving you snapshots through flashbacks into the characters lives, but it lacks the power to pull you in. The majority of this movie is like being trapped in a room with a stale fart. The ending gave me a good laugh.
This movie would've been better if they played Cousin Jon's mixtape.
I rate his 2 out of 10 jukkles
Countdown (2019)
We all die eventually
If you're into the final destination genre this will suite you quite well. Nordiss enjoyed the acting while Cousin Jon appreciated the cinematography. Nothing was terribly overdone which turned out to be an excellent decision. This is a good movie to watch after you take a couple rips of off your 6fter.
I rate this a solid 6 out of 10 jukkles.
Kong: Skull Island (2017)
You get what you expect
There's a moment in the movie where Samuel L Jackson looks up within awe at the mighty beast. You can tell he's having a brief moment of self reflection inspired by the anger and fury displayed by the magnificent BEAST, truly an alkUpset moment.
I rate this a solid 6 jukkles out of 10.
Line of Duty (2019)
A weak attempt
This movie is pretty ridiculous. The officer is put into an impossible situation while being accompanied by an annoying teenage girl.
Whoever wrote this needs to reevaluate their life. I rate this 2 out of 10 jukkles.
Blood, Sweat, and Lies (2018)
A classic tale of nothing
If you like to watch dumb this is right up your alley.
I rate this 3 out of 10 jukkles